@Weezus07 @MumbrianSpinner Never had that problem but getting your gonads set right in your budgie smugglers takes precision😃
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Man from Delmonte
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Man from Delmonte
@ManFromDeImonte
Scotsman living in Spain, Independenista, Socialist, Atheist, Male. Rugby player (retired) All views mine.
Andalusia, Spain Katılım Mart 2014
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@MumbrianSpinner I am a hook front and swizzle girl. Screw messing aboot. Get the joab done.
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Watched a woman in the changing room at the gym hooking her bra behind her back. I'd been about to compliment her on her skills, but after an eternity I just wanted to shout, "HOOK IT AT THE FRONT AND SWIZZLE IT ROUND LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!!!"
GIF
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@defencewithac @CelestialFlea Funny, it says vehicles turning.
With English comprehension that bad you shouldn't be allows on the road as you're unable to correctly read signs
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@CelestialFlea That rule applies to cyclists turning. Rule 76
Going straight ahead. If you are going straight ahead at a junction, you have priority over traffic waiting to turn into or out of the side road, unless road signs or markings indicate otherwise.
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This is the driver's fault, but I think we have reached the point where the law needs to be amended. The idea that a cyclist can just ride up the inside of a turning car and expect it to give way is stupid and inconsistent with how other road users work.
Ducky Boy@duckyboycab
In the face of serious injury or death, it’s amazing how their sense of entitlement outweighs their common sense. 🤦🏼♂️🚴♀️
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@defencewithac Cyclist is wholly at fault. There is no cycle lane and he is therefore undertaking. If he wants to pass a car that is clearly signalling it is turning left the law says he overtakes on the outside.
If he was hit he wouldn't have a leg to stand on and would likely be charged
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@JustineBrian @SSalyers2 >>2 Part of Charles title is "Defender of the Faith"
So that will be the UK faith according to you. But its not, It's the Church of ENGLAND.
There is nothing about Charlie's "monarchy" that has anything to do with "the UK" and even less to do with Scotland.
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@JustineBrian @SSalyers2 So their are 2 crowns, therefore, 2 kingdoms.
Charles was crowned not with a UK crown but with St Edward's Crown used to crown English kings since the 13th century. So he was crowned king of England. >> 2
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Yep! Although the Scottish Crown *still* exists!
That’s because the treaty was discarded; no new crown of Britain was attempted and the English coronation oath was “extended to Scotland ”!! ‘Extended to Scotland’, read that carefully. Not a new joint kingdom which requires a new joint crown. Englands crown extended *over* Scotland. A totally different and incompatible institution and with no agreement to make that legal.
Because of this, Scotland’s Crown co tinted as a constitutional reality and Scotland remains a ‘sovereign territorial nation’ - a highly unusual though not unique status.
The British Crown, so-called, is just the English crown. No single kingdom exists. Treaty void. But, then, in the relationship of annexer and annexed there’s no need for a *real* treaty - certainly not for a tyrant (literal meaning), to take the oath to the crown of an annexed people. And there you have the grim reality behind the myths and fables of the happy-clappy story of a partnership that never happened
Angry Pict@SymbolStones
Wow, that's quite some post! Just to take three of the conflations and inaccuracies: The Scottish National Party do not claim Scotland was colonised; attributing that to them is incorrect. 1603 was a personal union under James VI and I. The crowns were held by the same individual, but remained legally separate and constitutionally distinct, not merged into a single political entity. 1707 was a separate, contested settlement under pressure, not the inevitable outcome of 1603. Anne's Scottish coronation oath (1702) underscores that: she swore to "preserve and keep inviolate the rights... of the Crown of Scotland, neither shall we transfer nor alienate the same". That reflects a constitutional order in which the Scottish crown persists as a distinct entity up to 1 May 1707.
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@TheLongRoad6 @AmandaFBelfast Great Britain is the geographic term to describe the biggest island in the British Isles which consists of the mainlands of Scotland Wales and England
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@AmandaFBelfast Britain and U.K. can be used interchangeably. I think you mean Great Britain.
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Please stop saying/writing UK when you mean Britain or England. Thanks/GRMA.
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@jota_snchez Minimum Wages in the USA 2026 [Gross Monthly]
994 euros.
And you pay Federal tax on every cent of it
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@JustineBrian @SSalyers2 Really! So what do you think he is touching here.
Note, He doesn't get it put on his head (crowned) For that to happen he has to take the Scottish coronation oath and admit the people of Scotland are Sovereign, not him.
Hebden Bridge is a beautiful place, full of subjects
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@SSalyers2 James VI and I united the crowns. There is no separate Scottish crown.
nls.uk/collections/st…
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@tatertotsconor @DrNeilStone Bit like Sahara, which means desert. So Sahara desert is really Desert Desert
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@DrNeilStone It comes from the word “mango” in Greek, meaning “seller or trader”, which makes “mango mongerer” extremely funny.
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Why is it that only iron, fish and war get "mongered"
What a strange word
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@CrazySBaptist @SarahAllisonFl You do realize the Jews hate Christians, and Christ?
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@SarahAllisonFl Make Gaza Christian, actually. As well as the nation Israel.
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@SarahAllisonFl Pair of dumb uneducated bimbo's. Gaza was the the land of the philistines (ancient name for Palestinians) long before Israel or Jews existed.
It is mentioned in the Tomb of Ramses the second who lived 1250 BC
It has never been Jewish
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@jan_siba @DanielM_W @crsanchezx I'm Scottish. Our free healthcare is pretty decent. Ranked 21st in the world. Covers all your prescriptions and because I retired to Spain, Ranked 10th, it covers all of my healthcare here too, including for my non European wife.
The US is ranked 38th
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@ManFromDeImonte @DanielM_W @crsanchezx I am sure it heavily depends on your carrier and position. US is not magical country for sure and we have a lot of issues. However I am happy I don't have to illegally bribe doctors to get care I paid for anyway like is common in countries with "free healthcare".To each their own
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Carreras mejor pagadas en España:
🥉 Normal
· Ing. Civil (30.370€)
· Farmacia (31.391€)
· Ing. Materiales (31.450€)
· Ing. Industrial (31.474€)
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· Ing. Mecánica (31.643€)
· Ing. Eléctrica (33.207€)
· Matemáticas (33.304€)
· Enfermería (34.199€)
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@e_rrek @HazelLyon16 WOW! your hatred has stunted your reading comprehension. The English people say the have English passports and DL's, not me. Its an English woman selling "English" fish not a Spaniard. 1 guy even claimed to have an ENGLISH NI number
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@ManFromDeImonte @HazelLyon16 You’re talking about Spanish fishermen who fish in our waters who obviously think they are English as we let them take our fish. There is no such thing as an English passport or English drivers licence. You learn something new everyday 🤣
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I'm also Scottish not British 💪🏴
🏴𝙇𝙖𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙖𝙩🔰🚜@LJMoffat81
Scottish not British.
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@jan_siba @DanielM_W @crsanchezx I lived and worked in Ohio and Missouri. Impossible to get insurance that would cover pre existing. Lifetime wait, you just die.
Wouldnt go back to the US if you paid me
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A lot of those people either chose not to get insurance (it is a free country you can screw up your own life) or are illegals.
Opposite example: my dad in Czech needed MRI for cancer detection => 6 months waiting time => would be too late. I needed MRI for my knee in Texas, saw ortho on Monday and got it on Thursday same week (zero urgency btw). Pick your poison.
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@crsanchezx Funny, they seem a bit low. Mercadona pay their supermarket staff 28,000+ per year and 2600 bonus on top if they work well
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@jan_siba @DanielM_W @crsanchezx Ive got a 2nd cousin in Texas. She and her husband are doctors.
They do 1 afternoon each every week working at a free clinic for all the people that cant afford that "accessible" healthcare.
Texas, right to work state? We need you to work Sunday, Say no. Sacked
Yea, great place
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@DanielM_W @crsanchezx I am very happy with healthcare we are getting. The accesibility compesates the out of pocket cost, which is capped anyway. We are Europeans, we got to experience Europe's "free healthcare", we are happier bere.
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@JesterJum I'm a tool of Government
& industry too
I am destined to rule
& regulate you
I'm vile & pernicious
But you can't look away
You'll think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you'll get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set
F Zappa
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I am canceling my plans to visit the United Kingdom. The despicable treatment of their own citizens in favor of invaders by their Government is truly disgusting.
John Cleese@JohnCleese
Some of the British police have lost their moral compass
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@lucidstarfield @iupdate They are both derived from Unix/Linux. Thought a creative technologist would have been able to cope better.
Not a good look saying you cant use a simple interface
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@iupdate I have never been able to use Android successfully for more than 10 minutes in my entire life. Nonsense interface that is literally unusable. It’s been an inferior copy of iOS since day one
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