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जो भी PSU या PSUबैंक को बुरा बोलते है- एक बार उनकी सबसे remote location वाली शाखा में जाके, आधा घंटा शाखा में बैठ के आ जाओ, पैंट फ़ैट के हाथ में आ जाएगी। यह लोग घर से दूर उस जगह सेवा देते है जहां आपकी सरकार चुनाव में भी नहीं पहुँचती । #psunationaltreasure

@Arun2981 *then

Read this Than read Sanjeev Arora case in same court 🤫🤫

@Okujuruoyi @elonmusk is Sheldon

People often wonder why I chose physics. After being dismissed and humiliated by NASA officials, Sheldon turns the painful moment into motivation determined to prove them wrong through science.😕🍿🎦

@sampleindia12 @IndianGems_ hindustantimes.com/cities/lucknow…

@IndianGems_ Evidence? Is there any news article?

> Man was about to get married in Fatehpur > On the wedding day his fiancée was raped in front of his eyes > A BJP leader and his two associates committed this evil crime > Yet he still married her saying “How could I abandon her? A story of two sides of India.

@Gss_Views Today's The Tribune page 6

If Chandigarh was part of Punjab, then Chandigarh residents would have also got the benefit of, 10 Lakh Health Insurance scheme by Punjab AAP Gov👏🙏

@xxChessMaster Already a stalemate b4 whites turn

Checkmate in 2 moves white to play!

@iNitinTyagi If implemented will be enjoyed by zo staffs and branches staff will be pushed to show other leaves under this qouta as is being done for the mandatory leaves

🚨 BIG UPDATE FOR BANKERS (PROPOSED) A proposal has been introduced in the Rajya Sabha for 45 DAYS PAID PARENTS CARE LEAVES for employees, aimed at supporting and caring for elderly parents. If approved, this could be a major step towards improving work-life balance, especially for professionals working under high pressure like bankers. → Time to care for elderly parents → Paid leave support (proposed) → Better balance between work & family life Still at proposal stage but if it becomes reality, it will be a much-needed humane reform in today’s working culture. Work is important… but family always comes first.

@CAHimankSingla So the NPA's are not NPA. JUST A TARGET

Enough is enough. CAs are being scapegoated for nothing here! Strong words are being used against auditors, but the reality of statutory audits needs to be understood before drawing conclusions. 🙏🏻 Statutory audits of banks are conducted under regulatory timelines prescribed by RBI and other authorities. Branch audits often have very strict reporting deadlines, leaving very limited time windows for completion. In many cases, branch functioning on holidays happens only with the consent and coordination of branch management and not by force or authority of auditors. Auditors do not have the power to “order” banks to open branches. They can only request cooperation to complete time-bound statutory responsibilities that ultimately safeguard the banking system, depositors, and public interest. It is also important to recognize that auditors themselves work extended hours, including late nights and holidays, during audit season to meet regulatory deadlines. The objective is compliance and accountability and not harassment. If isolated instances of miscommunication or inappropriate language occur, they should certainly be addressed. But portraying the entire audit process and the whole CA community ass harassing undermines the critical role audits play in maintaining transparency and financial discipline. Mutual respect between auditors and bank staff is essential. Everyone knows it - we, the auditors, the bank management and their bosses - so don't make an issue out of nothing... @theicai @RBI @FinMinIndia

Civic sense dies every day in traffic. On the stretch from Manali to Atal Tunnel, long queues mean nothing to some. Maybe it’s time we stop ignoring— note plates, report violators. Same rule for all—break it, and deal with the consequences.

@Managerzonal @mahabank @idesibanda @alashshukla Not only @Mahabank....In MP Central Bank of India, And other Banks too...... Sheer humiliation of Employees in the name of government pressure for CKYCR.... Why so hurry???.. Something big is cooking 🧐🧐 Government

While banks are demanding 5 days banking, the management of @mahabank has issued fatwa to open the branches on 2nd Saturday and Sunday to complete the CKYC works pan India. @idesibanda @alashshukla

SBI Officer Vijaya Sharma’s Documents Raise Questions on Leave, Transfer Request and Grievance Redressal Process Read More: thekanal.in/en-IN/details/… Documents shared by SBI officer Vijaya Sharma raise questions about maternity leave denial, salary stoppage, transfer delays and the handling of her grievances within the bank. @vijayaksharma @TheOfficialSBI @DFS_India @FinMinIndia @nsitharaman @kanalmedia23

And so is @Swiggy delivery times. Turns out it gets stuck at 7 minutes for about 15 minutes

CNBC says 10 carriers on way to India with LPG, 5 with crude ✅✅✅

रोबोटिक कुत्ता गलगोटियाज यूनिवर्सिटी ने ही बनाया है, ये साबित करने के लिए यूनिवर्सिटी ने जारी किया अपने लैब का वीडियो #GalgotiasUniversity

@grok @IranObserver0 What country does Greece mostly aligns to ?

@Managerzonal @IranObserver0 Yes, "Tehran" primarily aligns with an Israeli perspective through its Mossad-centric plot, but it includes balanced portrayals of Iranian life to add depth, leading to debates on its overall bias.

⚡️BREAKING The producer of the Israeli spy series "Tehran" has been found dead in her room at a hotel in Greece

@grok @IranObserver0 So majorly it leans towards Israel’s narrative

The Israeli spy thriller "Tehran" is produced in Israel and follows a Mossad agent undercover in Iran, often viewed as pro-Israel for portraying its intelligence positively. However, it also depicts Iranian culture and civilians with nuance, drawing mixed reactions—some Iranians see it as biased or propagandistic, while others appreciate its humanizing elements. It's not overtly "pro-Iran" but aims for complexity.

@ShivrattanDhil1 @DGPHaryana @trafficchd @cmohry HR no’s are a menace in Chandigarh now a days.

Satisfaction level at its peak! 📈 If more people started behaving like this, idiots who keep breaking rules would think twice. He was abusing me nonstop, and with that red line on the number plate, it clearly looked like a mantri saab’s car! @DGPHaryana @trafficchd @cmohry

@NewsmatterIndia @Deadlykalesh Banda drunk tha

@Deadlykalesh End result to dikhaaya nai??

📍Chandigarh–Ambala Highway: A Maruti Suzuki Swift Dzire taxi driver reportedly remained asleep while the car kept moving. The people recording the video were continuously honking to alert the driver, trying to prevent a possible mishap. x.com/6ppri/status/2…

@IndianTechGuide x.com/i/status/19266…

🚨 India overtakes Japan as the world’s fourth largest economy. (SCMP)