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@ElMetallico1 absolutely BANGIN new USPS marketing campaign

I used only 3 colours in few works here. 1.5 bit I guess. #pixelart

@M4RCUS_R6 @Nohte LOL Yeah, it really panned out for 'em

@Manaunaun @Nohte Well thank fuck otherwise it would have been a disaster oh wait 🤡🤡

Absolutely and incredibly disgusting

@M4RCUS_R6 @Nohte They were waiting for xielo to get in position I think, to avoid the 1v1s

@Nohte Absolute trash way to peek in an 4v1 situation, the guy in library does not peek... Should have just saved instead

@AtnsXBT 2am? Go to bed nigga

average 2am male thoughts: - what if i spend my whole life trying and my parents leave this world still worried about me - what if the window closes before i figure it out. - i watch my friends become fathers. buy houses. and i smile. genuinely smile. and then drive home alone.

@NadesOutHere There's no way I don't get shot in the side of the head from Conn trying this in pugs hahah <3

The Best CS2 Teams Are Using These Overpass Nades

There's an old saying in Schelling—I know it's in Hegel, probably in Schelling—that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as... as... tragedy... the second time as... as... it's funny if it happens again

@Thorin @n0thing "His second appearance on the TSE (Thorin Shields Experience)..."

Wanted to Be an All-Arounder Instead of an Aggro Rifle Star! - Reflections With n0thing 1/3 - CS 1.6 @n0thing youtube.com/watch?v=HBvOWS…

@SuperstituM Something like the Snax 1v5 ninja defuse vs Faze, iem kato 2016 Different sort of highlight, but it's a gem

Best CS:GO Clips of all time? Which clip is the first that comes to mind

@GuGi263 True! They're normally bloodthirsty killers

This is amaing! I've never seen a Giant ant eater being so affectionate, playful, and gentle with puppies!

@HawkEmDownChris Bill Kazmaier

Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career. I’ll start: Derrick Rose.

@SecretSunBlog Happy Frazetta Friday!

Happy Frazetta Friday to all who celebrate.

@Thorin They're adding a special, extra-kill-reward "buckwheats" hits, I hear

The next update could feature an announcement that Valve will corner you in an alley and personally buttfuck you and there'd still be people saying "Wow! This is gonna make alley selection more strategic. Plus we can't be afraid of change!"

wait until the english speakers find out about our other iconic phrases like "dressed like a rat for the grand sewer opening" "free is a fair price" "for free even vinegar is sweet" "looks like shit, and tastes even better" "place where dogs bark with their asses"

@S1Braw @ThourCS2 "You control the buttons you press"

@ThourCS2 or you have 1 bullet per mag so that you have 3-5 shots per weapon, LOL. its a nerf to every weapon lets be real here. game ruining change. generational screw up

I went through all the Weapon Ammo Changes and here's all the data that you need ‼️ 🔼 Biggest Buffs: - Galil AR (+50 Bullets) - M4A4 (+30 Bullets) - P250 (+13 Bullets) - CZ75-A (+12 Bullets) - FAMAS (+10 Bullets) - PP-Bizon (+8 Bullets) - R8 (+8 Bullets) 🔻 Biggest Nerfs: - SSG-08 (-70 Bullets) - Dual Berettas, Five-SeveN, Glock-18, MP9 (-60 Bullets) - G3SG1 and SCAR-20 (-50 Bullets) - Tec-9 (-36 Bullets) - MP5-SD and MP7 (-30 Bullets) - UMP-45 (-25 Bullets) - AWP and M4A1-S (-20 Bullets) - MAG-7 (-17 Bullets) - Desert Eagle (-14 Bullets) - MAC-10 (-10 Bullets) Unchanged: AK-47, AUG, P2000, M249, USP-S, SG 553, XM1014, Zeus x27, Sawed-Off, Negev, Nova, P90. Total Buffed: 7 Total Nerfed: 16 Unchanged: 12

@Topunito @TheWarOwl me no can brainpower spend understand ammo change me hate change!! But seriously this change is fresh and rewards specialization I'm excited to try out the changes

@TheWarOwl I'm a little surprised at how near unanimous the hatred for this change is. I completely agree with Valve's reasoning on why they made this change. Adding onto that reasoning, it finally adds a new significant skillcap-higher-ing element to the game after like, what, 25 years?

CS2 just dramatically changed the game with the ammo reload update. You now have reserve magazines instead of reserve ammo. The MP9 has 2 reserve magazines, meaning you can reload the MP9 twice a round. Twice TOTAL. The bad habit of reloading every time you shoot is now a REALLY bad habit. This changes weapon balance. The M4A1-s with 3 reserve mags is now comparatively worse than it was before the update, as the M4A4 has 4 reserve magazines and 10 extra rounds a mag. The USP-s and MP9 in particular are other weapons that I think get nerfed hard. Having to think about how many mags you have and if you should reload adds additional complexity to the game, it's another system you have to keep in mind. I imagine pro players will be counting reloads. If you hear a M4A1-s reload twice, you know they probably won't spray through a smoke. Spamming smokes and wallbangs are now a much bigger investment, as is preshooting when you turn the corner. This is the one way I think this update will negatively impact the gameplay, but overall I'm not instantly negative towards the update. I'm going to play more games, give it a chance, and see how I think about it.

@chrisJcsgo I was going to push back against this in defense of hyperbolic comedy, but this post has been spammed by the most childish bile that I cannot in good conscience do anything less than resoundingly agree with kingJ (people negatively commenting here take note of his words)

hey we understand being frustrated about losses but this tweet is way beyond out of line. Take some time to read about WW2 and the effects on Poland (among others) instead of watching the next CS match. hopefully when you grow up a bit you'll realize how inappropriate this was👎

@SecretSunBlog Rabidly, to my psychiatrist: "CHICKEN WIRE"

"Picture this: it's Close Encounters of the Third Kind, only with major depressive disorder." "That's a big green light, Stevie baby!"

@C_Small_ @DanielJHannan Banger

@DanielJHannan Beware the chides of March!

Still the most Twitter moment ever. A woke scold trying ignorantly to be clever.

@NickHintonn Acceleration you can FEEL