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My security team just found this journalist from The Guardian at my property. This is exactly why I need security. Completely unacceptable.

BREAKING: Ex-Imam jailed for life after sexually abusing seven women and girls for more than a decade gbnews.com/news/abdul-hal…

@FunMovieTVFan Meantime, 1983 movie directed by Mike Leigh. Also featured Gary Oldman and Alfred Molina

On his birthday, what was your introduction to Tim Roth? May 14, 1961

Classic Family Photos...

This homeless British man and his dog are worth more than all of the 3rd world.

🚨💣 West Ham believe the Premier League is working against them and fear the club is being pushed toward relegation this season. People inside the club think Tottenham’s bigger commercial and TV value could be influencing decisions in their favor. West Ham are now considering legal action over refereeing decisions, with several incidents from this season being reviewed internally. The club is also looking into matches involving rival teams, with growing belief that the mistakes are more than just “human error.” [@Mercado_Ingles]

Let's cut the shit, shall we? The media wants to celebrate Naz Shah as some kind of trailblazing hero. The first Muslim MP to move the Loyal Address. What a fucking milestone. It's a beautiful, polished story, and it's a complete and utter lie. Let's talk about the real Naz. The one they don't put on greeting cards. Let's start with the fun and exciting arrest back in 1992. Not for a protest. Not for a political cause. She was arrested alongside her mother for the arsenic poisoning of her "uncle" Azam. While her mum went to prison for it, Naz's flippant attitude during the whole ordeal was telling. She called the experience "fun" and "exciting." Fun. A man is poisoned, and she's having a laugh. That's not a victim; that's a fucking psycho. Then there's the antisemitism. In 2016, she was suspended from Labour for sharing a graphic suggesting Israel be relocated to the US and comparing Israeli policies to Nazi Germany. Her excuse? "I didn't understand antisemitism." What the fuck? You're an MP, and you don't understand the basics of racial hatred? It's a pathetic, insulting lie. She knew exactly what she was doing, pandering to the worst elements of her base. But her most disgusting betrayal is to the victims of grooming gangs. Naz Shah, who claims to be a "vociferous campaigner" for women, has spent her career downplaying the industrial-scale rape of children in her own community. She deflects, she obfuscates, and she blames everyone else. Leave.EU branded her a "grooming gangs apologist," and while she sued and won an apology, the stench never left her. Victims feel utterly betrayed by the woman who was supposed to be their voice. This is a woman who has leveraged her tragic backstory for political gain, playing the victim while ignoring the victims she was elected to protect. Her memoir, "Honoured," is a calculated attempt to rewrite her narrative, but it doesn't erase the damage she's caused. So when you see that picture of her in Parliament, looking all solemn and historic, don't see a pioneer. See a fraud. See a woman who laughed during a murder investigation, shared antisemitic propaganda, and turned her back on the most vulnerable children in her constituency. She's not a champion of justice; she's a self-serving parasite who has built a career on lies and the backs of others. That's her real legacy. Not the history books. The fucking truth.

Are we really ready for another gay Prime Minister?

We should have these billboards in every single major city across America.

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Streeting has resigned. In his departure letter to the prime minister, he warns of a “dangerous English nationalism”, slags off Reform, attacks Starmer’s “island of strangers” remarks and calls Brexit a “disaster”. That should bring the Red Wall flocking back.

I dunno, the radical Welsh nationalists insist on calling Tommy Robinson Stephen Yaxley-Lennon but go out of their minds when you point out Rhun Ap Iorwerth once changed his name to Ron Jones.

Anyone else find this morning's news just a bit too convenient?

The games industry wasn't built to solve social issues. It wasn't built to 'represent' marginalized groups. The games industry was built by a bunch of dudes who wanted to tinker with tech, create something fun, and make some money in the process. Keep Hollywood out of it.

Made me laugh.

A pitch-perfect impersonation of an entire aristo class.

Can we all show Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins some love after all the abuse she has got from vile trolls the past 24 hours and show her how much we appreciate her I'll start, Katie thank you for always being an absolute legend and speaking up for all of us and putting yourself on the line, we really do appreciate you!!

Reminder that people like this actually exist.