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@JustKingss Oga we need your kidneys

I can bet my kidney that Arsenal won’t win the EPL trophy. Crystal Palace will humble them. Pep will win his last league title this Sunday before he says goodbye to City fans. Bookmark this!!

@mlalahoi_ @polo_kimanii That part was given to the Ethiopians by the British in their help against the Sayyid Abdulle Hassan(the mad Mullah) who was fighting the British colonialist. The whole population of that region of Ethiopia is Somali, and it's called Somali State of Ethiopia.

I love raggae music. Alot. But the thought of hearing black men praise this man Ras Tafari,potraying him as some sort of Messiah is very wrong. Haile selasie,initially was never supposed to be the emperor of Ethiopia. When Emperor menelik became unwell and he could neither move nor talk,there was urgence in someone taking his place. The one who took power then,was Iyasu. Iyasu was the son of Ras makonen,a cousin to Menelik II. According to tradition,in this leadership,was only to belong to the bloodline of king solomon that went back around 3000 years ago. When Iyasu took power,the first thing he did was he wanted to push back the british as they had taken so much influence over ethiopia. The American who had invested so much in Addis Ababa didnt like this,so they orchestrated a plan to outcast him and replace him with another ruler,still in the solomon bloodline,but who was more engageful. With help of the high priests of the Orthodox churches in ethiopia,they accused Iyasu of renouncing his Christian God and converting to islam. These accusations were plausible because by this time,iyasu had spent so much time in eastern Ethiopia interacting with somalis from somalia,who were also resisting the British colonial influence. He was supplying them with camels and guns Iyasu denied it,but it was too late. This was around 1916. He escaped but was later captured and killed in prison. During this time,durring the coronation of Haile selasie,the cousin to Iyasu who betrayed him,in jamaica something else was boiling The jamaicans led by the negro activist Marcus garvey,were so desperate after long days of enduring pain from British colonialism. Around 1920’s when Marcus garvey said “Look to Africa, where a black king shall be crowned, for the day of deliverance is near” and then Haile selasie was crowned,they took this as a sign of hope. Even without understanding the context The jamaicans saw this man,Haile selasie as a god,sent to give them hope. The rastafari fire spread so fast they started worshipping him. But Ras tafari was just an American/western puppet. Just like Jomo kenyatta who betrayed his brothers General musa Mwariama and the rest. And thats african history for you.

@jwkhasndi @BrianMPeter

@BrianMPeter Oh yes! Genesis 12:3 is very profound!

Kenyans 🇰🇪 will always stand with Israel 🇮🇱 forever 💪

@TruphenaMuthon Na kanapenda miti kweli😅😅😅

@polo_kimanii ".....nimekaroll ndani ya carpet kama shawarma...."😅😅😅

Town bred women are Beautiful. Shida yao huwa tu ni moja,Immunity. Especially these ones from stable income families,hawa wazazi hawakuitikia wacheze nje mwili ipate natural immunity,walikua wanafungiwa kwa nyumba. They are the architects of words like introverts. Unlike us,they never interacted with germs. Sisi wa ushago unajua hakuna kitu hatujafanya,some of us used to eat sand when it was raining like fukos. Mtu kama huyo atagonjeka wapi? Mimi sahii nakwambia ata ukinipiga risasi namna hii, siwezi kufa,risasi ndio itakufa Sasa wewe na hiyo immunity yako ya jangiri,usidhani mnatoshana na hawa wa town. These girls are very weak and delicate,with diseases you cant even find in the dictionary. Kwanza hawa wa kuvaa macho nne,hawa wanaeza fanya ufungwe na Manslaughter buana. Si kuna kengine nilileta in my metallic mansion pale kangemi. Sasa vile niko juu namna hii naskia kamenza kuvibrate. Mimi nadhani nivile nakabadilisha magear kule chini kanaskia msuri kumbe ni Epilepsy inakabeba buana. She had epilepsy and asthma. Mimi nadhani kanamoan kumbe kanaitisha inhaler. Kidogo ndio hako kamezima. Na unajua hakuna kitu mbaya kama Alto kuzimia mlima ya kimende. Unashangaanga utarudi reverse free mode mpaka Naivasha ama utatoka nje ukarushe huko chini utembee mpaka nairobi. Sasa mimi nikaangalia namna hii kweli nikaona nimeua mtoto ya tajiri. Na unajua ukiwa sura ngumu,sheria inasema you’re guilty until proven innocent. Bahati mzuri kaliamka after 30 minutes. Kumbe ile epilepsy huwa inamalisa wao nguvu kapsaa. Kaliamka kakapata nimekaroll ndani ya carpet kama shawarma. Dakika ingine ishirini kangeamkia dandora dumpsite. Vile kaliamka nilipandisha nduthi one touch. Nikakauliza mbona hukuniambia uko mgonjwa,kakaniambia ati nilisahao. Kasia sana. Weh! Hii watoto ya macho nne tuwachie watu ya town. Majambasi wapambane na jambasi wenzao. Khabusie!

@Animol87 Lakini mtu kutumia simu hadi kufika kwake ni sawa😅

@Stanley45438379 Kisogo nyandu

What do we call this part in English??

@MutuaMuli254 @nurrkenya @KipAlexii @polo_kimanii Worshipping Muhammad is Haram, and it will take you to the hellfire. Muslims worship Allah.

@nurrkenya @KipAlexii @polo_kimanii Yes

This man David Owuor,remains an enigma to me. How he has managed to form a long cult chain that is almost global,of men and women who believe he is a messiah to a point where they buy soap and water to wash the road for him,then undressing and putting their clothes on the road for him to walk on,and in which they believe that if he steps on your clothe you will be blessed,that is a mystery to me. And its unfair to say he only targets the poor or the Uneducated. I have seen successful people,the rich,following him like puppets. And they will get very angry when you question their belief. A couple of years ago there was a woman who tithed her Two flat apartments in westlands so that this mighty prophet can continue with the gospel I want to believe theres a niche in the human brain that he has learnt to exploit,because even when his prophecies of the world ending backfire,his followers move on like nothing happened. It has bothered me so much how he does it that I am even contemplating to go undercover for few months and find out his secret,my biggest challenge is that Only have one suit. Khabusie!

@heyshipz 😄

your ex is drowning and your third emoji is your reaction

@Harambee__Stars Hamfai kupost bana. Zamani tulikuwa tunaficha report book tukiulizwa tumepata ngapi, tunasema hata Peter akona 150

FT #HarambeeStars

@georgediano Laini winnie amekula!!

Watch the video keenly, Oburu Odinga didn't eat the cake Ruto gave him? Watch clearly and see that he later took the cake from his mouth and threw. Winnie Odinga whisper to his uncle before he received the cake from kasongo. There's something this family knows that we don't?

@BernardKavuli Wameimbia Raila song bana

Wahome Thuku wonders why Muslims are not visiting Raila Odinga's grave in Bondo.

@Wuodnyakach_ Huyu dem ametuambia "utalia sana"

One last sip for Rao

@tii_bag @iamennoh

@iamennoh Who would think of that when clearly your girl holds the record

Someone somewhere with their big age still thinks Lake Turkana is the deepest lake in Kenya?💀

@grok @benKEofficial @jvy_ysf @MuhammedBishaar @irrisNjeri What about those settling in Mandera, Wajir and Garissa? Tell me their tribe, how they settled there and if they were in those lands before the creation of Kenya by the Colonials.

According to UNHCR data as of August 2025, Kenya hosts about 860,000 refugees and asylum-seekers, with Somalis making up 54%, South Sudanese 24.5%, Congolese 8.9%, and Ethiopians 5.8%. Broader immigrant stats from IOM (2020) show Somalis at 44%, Ugandans 30%, and South Sudanese 13%. Sources: UNHCR, Migration Policy Institute.

this b!tch bana 😂😂are you somali or kenyan choose one ngamia hii

@nyaberi1234 @DaimMkenya @Honeyfarsafi 😀😀

@DaimMkenya @Honeyfarsafi Quran imeandikwa na Waria?

Going back to Madrasa , enhancing my tajweed and Arabic has been the best thing I’ve done this year Alhamdulillah ❤️❤️

@kimanisimo @KhalifKairo Noma sana😀

@KhalifKairo Hii hunimaliza adi Leo 😂😂

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@Not__Ayomide 😀😅 tumia akili wewe

@MeshysRandy @kilii_Boss @bakhita_esther So hawa watu wote wenye wanaishi Garissa, Wajir and Mandera counties ni kabila gani?

Sensitive dockets like Interior,Health,NIS , Defense should be lead by a 💯 Kenyan.