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@FaithNanaPashil Says a broke lady who can't afford shit and you took yourself there

Seriously I can’t believe I bought a latte at Kshs.850. I know I took myself there but this is unacceptable, this is robbery. Tamarind Tree Hotel is the most expensive hotel in Nairobi. What are your thoughts?

@Kiumbe_k @MakauGladwell @NyamokoNaftal @Kenyans Makes no sense people are after the dollar which has value in kenya

@MakauGladwell @NyamokoNaftal @Kenyans It's easier if you're trying to go through education or if you've gotten a job. Another easier alternative if you get an invitation from a resident in These countries

US government increases Visa application fees by up to Ksh 15,000 starting May 30, 2023

@pr_weirdo @iam_kendiii What do you mean

@KizzRoz @OM_Basquiat @iam_kendiii I never went to college

@njambifever Bed to bed midfielders

Midnight shenanigans

@OM_Basquiat @iam_kendiii It works always go try 😁

@Manjotti3 @iam_kendiii Worst analogy I've ever heard 🤣

@Dr_AustinOmondi He didn't earn it he inherited from his father

Uhuru Kenyatta is worth approximately USD 1Billion. Let's put that into Kenyan context, If you earned Ksh500,000 daily, spent nothing and saved all of it, it would take you 547 years to make a billion dollars. Have a productive week ahead fellas.

@teegarofficial Is she a virgin

Bagged a degree and a wife 🤍🤍

@polo_kimanii Kimani you are back

Tangu kamzee flani huitwa Austin huko webuye katandikwe na the step son who was in form three nilisema siwezi oa bibi ako na mtoto mwenye anajua mimi sio baba yake,Austin was in an arguement with his wife akaskia kijana amesema "Mzee usijaribu kuguza mum" he became very mad

@Itswambu Sura refu long sleeve

@phellixkioko @EdoChirry @amerix Stoic man right there

@EdoChirry @Manjotti3 @amerix We don't engage women. You are lucky I gave you my attention.

Men, Law 1: Thou shall not marry a woman older than you. Law 2: Though shall not ignore red flags. Law 3: Thou shall not buy a newspaper after midday. Law 4: Thou shall not wear a pink coat. Law 5: Thou shall not cock shame. #MasculinitySaturday

@EdoChirry @phellixkioko @amerix First off hamnanga akili and you will never have beauty lies between 23 and below... Sijasema underage

@phellixkioko @Manjotti3 @amerix Okay, so its no longer, "beauty with brains." Sasa tuko fertility?👀

@austintexanone @KameneGoro Mr vayolens himuselofu 😂

@LarryMadowo @Kutoncolin @elonmusk Just quit you ain't that important

Here's why I refuse to pay @elonmusk for Twitter Blue to be verified again. After 14 years and ~2.5m followers, my time here may be up

@EdoChirry @amerix What do you mean good and right decisions.. 🤔

@Manjotti3 @amerix Weh! But women mature at the age of around 26. The age they're able to make good and right decisions.

@EdoChirry @amerix Infact it's 24

@amerix So ladies above 25 ni gazeti ya midday hau. I feel attacked.🤣🤣🤣 Someone explain this.

@njambifever Ndio afanyiwe sleeping doggy later on in life

Wenye mnasema you don’t want to have daughters, mlizaliwa na baba zenu?

@__Adianna Hizi ni gni sasa 😂🤣

@allarick3_ Feminist are liars