Yo Maphix

@FlowGaffer 😂😂😂 which horror civil war again? The kinda men this days, even at war na women go commot come help them.

Men really fell off, the demasculinization really scares me Only a horror Civil War can correct this sort of weakness in morden men.

@BOSS__Alexander @Rapino__ @Theoladeledada You really no sabi maths 92 was actually 34 years ago

@Rapino__ @Theoladeledada This was in 1992 30 years ago

Let’s see Peter Obi picture at NYSC

@On2Mike @mrbayoa1 The truth is for the watchers, it's short but for the boxers it's crazily long

@mrbayoa1 When you get in the ring you’ll understand why a round is only 3mins

Portable and Carter Efe really tried. Professional boxers deserve a lot of respect, that sport is hard as hell. You might be jumping up and down before the fight, but once one punch lands on your head, you will start seeing the end of your life 😭😭😭.

@B3ingAProbl3m @TadyJerry Are you living in a hole? The person that quoted is looking for, and allot in the cs are

@Maphix2 @TadyJerry Are there still men out there looking for a virgin?🤔

There's no virgin that goes to the gym.

@B3ingAProbl3m @TadyJerry 😂😂 seriously?

@TadyJerry Nigga this is 2026..nobody cares about virginity, just don’t be a hoe and that’s it

@MichaelOdu748 @ABUJAPLUG E be like them never poison you b4

@ABUJAPLUG This is disrespectful. Take the money and go to the market yourself. Buy everything and cook it all by yourself.Label the pot with a stern warning "DO NOT TOUCH"😒

@nife20344 @GeoAbiolasikiru @magxi500 😂😂 from fraud money huh? Omoh am not Igbo by the way but y'all disgust me to the call. You need healing with this ewedu logic

@Maphix2 @GeoAbiolasikiru @magxi500 How many Igbo women are toping the richest women in Nigeria and Africa fool, but check and you'll definitely find more than 2 Yoruba women

NIGERIA WOMEN RANKING: Most Intelligent Women 1. 🟢Igbo 2. 🟤Edo 3. 🔴Hausa 4. 🟠Nupe 5. 🟠Idoma 6. 🟤Ijaw 7. 🔴Urhobo 8. 🟠Tiv 9. 🟤Ibibio 10. 🔴Kanuri Most Industrious Women 1. 🟢Igbo 2. 🟤Ogoni 3. 🟤Kalabari 4. 🟤Efik 5. 🟤Akwa Ibom 6. 🟠Ebira 7. 🔴Hausa/Fulani 8. 🟠Tiv 9. 🟤Ijaw 10. 🟤Urhobo/Itsekiri Most Beautiful Women 1. 🟢Igbo 2. 🔴Fulani 3. 🟠Ebira 4. 🟠Idoma 5. 🟠Nupe 6. 🟤Ibibio 7. 🔴Hausa 8. 🟤Akwa Ibom 9. 🟤Edo 10. 🟠Tiv Best Wife Material: 1. 🔴Hausa/Fulani 2. 🟤Akwa Ibom 3. 🟤Cross River 4. 🟢Igbo 5. 🟠Tiv 6. 🟠Ebira 7. 🟣Yoruba 8. 🟤Edo 9. 🟤Idoma 10. 🟤Efik Most Sharp Mouth: 1. 🟣Yoruba 2. 🟤Akwa Ibom (Calabar) 3. 🟤Urhobo/Itsekiri 4. 🟤Edo 5. 🟤Ibibio 6. 🟤Ijaw Most Lazy Women: 1. 🟣Yoruba 2. 🔴Fulani 3. 🔴Hausa 4. 🟤Esan 5. 🟤Bini 6. 🔴Barbur 7. 🟠Ebira #WAF

@nife20344 @GeoAbiolasikiru @magxi500 Oh my goodness. You are dull

@Maphix2 @GeoAbiolasikiru @magxi500 I get it, y'all are just pained, nah why una dey run come western Nigeria in search of greener pastures😂💔

@Mene4prosper Oh oh those "nobody owns you anything" humans are off this chat now? Nonsense!

This picture really broke my heart💔. So, the guy on the blue Polo was with his eldest brother's girlfriend.. Nothing serious. As they were walking, a female interviewer walked up to them and asked if they were couples. The guy said no, that the girl is her eldest brother's girlfriend.. Then the interviewer decided to run a quick quick test on the eldest brother. Right in the presence of his eldest brother's girlfriend, the interviewer asked the guy to call his elder brother on the phone and request for urgent help.. He picked up his phone, called his brother and begged him to help him out with just 3K, that his mobile App is not working at the moment. Just 3K to buy food, considering the fact that he has stomach ulcer. But his own blood brother told him he doesn't have anything. When the interviewer asked the guy's girlfriend to call his boyfriend (who is an elder brother to the guy in blue Polo), he told the interviewer with confidence that his elder brother don't truly have the money, because he believed that if he had, he would have sent it to him knowing fully well that he's an ulcer patient. But then, they finally agreed that the girlfriend should call him.. The girl picked her phone, called her boyfriend in the presence of his younger brother, requested for 50K to sort out a bill. The same guy that told his own blood brother that he's broke at the moment, he agreed to send urgent 50K to his girlfriend while his brother was hungry with ulcer... That's a high level of betrayal. I wonder if the younger brother will ever heal from that betrayal and heartbreak. 👇 What would you do as the brother?

@EjiroAtenaga 3 and 4 is good

Which length is appropriate for a secondary student?

@Commanda_OEG @boy_director Them d talk better thing, you the talk of hair styles

@boy_director Is that the normal hairstyle a police officer supposed to keep?

Can someone slap the wireless earphones from his ear first first.

@WAFARIOGUN @legitngnews Exactly, the only time a waybill is checked us when you want to send it. Yes they need to know what's inside to avoid law enforcement. But as a receiver, you don't have a right telling me to open my delivered goods.

@legitngnews When you receive a waybill, they don't have the right to open it in the park.

"The boy who was killed in the Delta, it was said that he went to collect a waybill package at the park, and the transport company said he should open the package that they delivered. This transport company created a problem. That package that the boy was told to open, what happened to it from where it was being brought? Who waybilled it? Who was the staff that checked the waybill at their office and collected money for it to be delivered? Normally, when a package is brought to be sent out, it is supposed to be checked first by the company. So you are saying you collected it and waybilled it down to Delta, and when the boy got to where he was supposed to collect it, then you are saying he should open it, and then you now called the police? The package should have been checked from your office before it was even dispatched. You should know who brought it to you. What exactly did the boy do to make the police man kill him like that?" Comedian Akpororo weighs in on the viral video of an upcoming singer whose life was brutally taken in Delta state. Akpororo noted that the company that waybilled the package the singer went to pick up should be investigated. According to him, every company is expected to check a parcel before accepting and waybilling it to its destination, as he questioned why such a protocol was not followed in this case. In his recording, the comedian also questioned why Usman Nuhu was quick to take the law into his own hands, noting that something was not adding up in the case. Photo credit - akpororo/Instagram #legitng #legitnews

@itzchristunique 2 and 7

You're to pick only two out of the seven; 1: $20,000,000 one time.. 2: Ability to disappear 3: 100 plots of land in northern side 4: supplying of food stuffs for life 5: Ability to see the future 6: $20 per hour 7: Ability to heal people Anyone you choose is yours..

@HeartMattaz Make that babe wey asked for pegging the other day connect with this ya bf.... They will be good together

Please, block him today. Stop whatever business you have with him if you know what is good for you. Nons€nse!!!!!!! HeartMattaz

@fortunetoldyou @onedarkhorse_ We care, and if we find him, he will be fixed

@onedarkhorse_ "Way way better." Nigga just come out. It's 2026. No one cares if you are gay, we got bigger fish to fry.

the way people who do not have anal sex describe it, you’d think its horrible lmao. anal sex is literally way way better than vaginal sex.

@TheLostOne_X @willinilli024 @goodylyon @Ione_xy A bike lover won't even send car

@Maphix2 @willinilli024 @goodylyon @Ione_xy Be like say head dey pepper YOU 🌝

If i get 25m for aza, nothing in this world fit make me fall back to ground zero.

@mrteji_ Wawuuu! Una the try o

She said she wanted a 17, I got her a 16... now a random guy swapped the 16 to 17pro max. She now sees my calls as me being rude, guys is this girl okay at all, what am I supposed to do now ???

@boluwatife03 @mrteji_ Him mama? You daft? How many 55 years old plus 9ja women fit use iPhone?

@mrteji_ Na you no de ok. Which phone your mama de use and your sisters?

@mrteji_ Go collect ya phone

@mrteji_ 😂😂😂 that is how my ex started and when I saw their chats, I bounced quietly. Till date she's not aware that I knew.

a guy swapped my girlfriend iPhone 16 to 17pro max. Took her on a date yesterday and she ignored my call all through yesterday, today she's saying it's nothing, that they're just friends.