Mark Ssentongo 🇺🇬

You can ask for the price even if you won't buy

@Shalomheavens22 One-day you will disappear like the bachwezi

From 59 to 56🙏 My plan is to reach 45kgs

@Imlo_gic Is it "these girl" or "this girls?"

Can you marry these girls 🤭🤭🤭

@ntvuganda @UgandaEC We are surely protecting the gains

EC disqualifies Magogo rival. #NTVNews The @UgandaEC has disqualified Mr. Daniel Mulirire from contesting the Budiope East parliamentary seat in Buyende District. The EC stated that Mulirire, a former police officer, failed to attach proof of resignation from public service when submitting his nomination papers, leading to his disqualification. #UgandaDecides2026

Put everything in the house and light it up

@MasaabaRhodin Editors are tired

Hello Editors, can you please put me on a nice music stage while my wife is recording me 🙏🏼😹

Sense

@roxie_ug Also near the graveyard

Villages be funny man. Proper internet network is always in specific spots; under the tree, in the toilet, one side of the bed. 😂💀

@SpireJim 😀😀

Priest at church today in Masaka: “Abaawambye Father waffe nebamuyisa nga omutujju, nebaweebuula ekitiibwa kye wamu n’ekyobuKatuliki awatali kugoberera bwenkanya, akadde bwekanaaba katuuse mbasaba mubalage nti temuli basanyufu”

Villages have really lost credibility. Some people are posting pictures of themselves and their compound has pavers. In the village??????

@Hipsy_afya Uganda Cranes needs new players, take him for signing

Any advice for her?

Things that have disappointed us this year 1. Uganda police 2. Uganda EC 3. Uganda Airlines 4. Uganda Cranes 5.......... Add yours 😀🙌

Because Starlink satellites are in a low orbit, latency is significantly lower around 25 ms vs 600+ ms

HOW STAR LINK WORKS Most satellite internet services come from single geostationary satellites that orbit the planet at 35,786 km. As a result, the round trip data time between the user and satellite also known as latency is high, making it nearly impossible to support streaming.

Online gaming, video calls or other high data rate activities. Starlink is a constellation of thousands of satellites that orbit the planet much closer to Earth, at about 550km, and cover the entire globe.

@BushenyiBouy He's not even doing it well

Every student in a hall of residence at Makerere University 😆💀

These goons are being protected by police. Are in numberless cars, holding sticks and covering their faces. Set to attack NUP supporters. When HE Bobi wine stopped the car and told police about them, he was told he has no business with them. Imagine

@CarolPrim3 And Elon is Quiet

But whose Cyber Truck is this?😳

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Try to pray always, a lot of people don't like you.

@AkelloJM Who is us?

His loved by all of Us