Mary Gettel

ABOLISH THE 5 DAY WORK WEEK!!!!

@kfc ugh text me back.

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

after telling my friends the most traumatizing shit that's ever happened to me

Vikings play-by-play guy Paul Allen was filmed during Minnesota’s insane win against Buffalo and it was awesome.

@fuckedupfoods YUMMMM

corndushi

@marcuslemonis Mitchell #CampingWorldinAmerica

I’m going to give away 1 RV for every 1000 replies to this question… Name one person you want to go Rving with? Must use #CampingWorldinAmerica

@marcuslemonis Home. Just have to find it. #deep

I’m going to give away 1 RV for every 1000 replies to this question… Where is one place in the United States you have always wanted to go? Must use #CampingWorldinAmerica

the video Gronk posted for Brady is about to make me cry

I’ll always be a Tim Riggins girl

When that Advil kicks in 👌🏼

All these “the CDC now recommends” posts keep catching my eye and yes, they’re funny/stupid, but I literally have to read a real CDC update every day at work, so I get all confused when I see the posts thinking that something actually changed until ya know, I read it.

I’m so excited to go to work tomorrow. Honestly, it’s my only escape and I sure as hell need it.

Hahahahahaha I hated nursing school. What a moron. Like get your shit together, kid.

Ya you’re done dude. #MinnesotaNice

@ Mary-Gettel

@ZaKuRaZ I had one last straw with you and you just broke it. No more holding back now.

What is happening here?!! Nobody could ever convince me this was a good idea. 🤢 🤮

@ZaKuRaZ Leave my Fruity Pebbles out of your Twitter.

I’ve never looked at my Fantasy team so much in one day.