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@Biodun_OG Why not bank account

Can you give me your card details before you d*ee😭😭😂😂 I think I lost my legs "You will be fine, just gimme them digits" Bro, can't stop laughing 😂😂

@syzygy19992000 @mikeabrusci What r they for?

@mikeabrusci why do they have different multipliers do i have to take out the esquire for the high score

Calling this realtor up and saying “hey brotha maybe drop that R”

@mayaaadd El corte es bonito pero hay que dar con el peluquero/a correcto y saber estilizarlo. Y tener determinadas facciones.

De lucia de 45 años ha pasado a charo de 75 años

@cujadf How bad is it? Can u post pics? It’s so smelly?

Will I be arrested if I don’t pay rent until my landlord does something about the black mold? Like I’ll send you the money once you do something, I just don’t want to pay for something that isn’t functional

@fernanditofnl Xq da seguridad asi puesto? Tanto tiempo se pierde en buscar el numero al que llamar en esos paneles aunque estén asi de mal?

Estimados vecinos… quizás lo hagan por seguridad, no digo que no, pero ponte a buscar a las 3 de la mañana el tercero C de la escalera Izquierda por una emergencia vital… Ya veréis como no es tan buena idea… cada minuto cuenta, y aquí se pierde mucho tiempo buscando.

@nordanshat No way mcdonalds is sending personalized messages and how is this a voicemail

i gotta be the only human in the world who’s received a voice mail like this

@espressoriana How is this bad?

Remember when Justin Bieber’s father tweeted this four months after his grandson born.

@bumpasshelll @grok what’s this for

Greatest job in the world.

@SuperViiral Y al hospital?

Esta chica estaba llorando y con el tobillo torcido en la Feria de Sevilla... ellos vieron la situación y le llevaron así a su casa durante +20 minutazos La gente buena sigue existiendo

@picores_ahi Que dijiste/tenias para que te pidiera la prueba de vit d? A mi no me la miro y pensaba que era algo básico

Tengo muy baja la vit D y la doctora pasa de suplementarme porque "vamos a probar tomando el sol". Total que aún no ha llegado mayo con las flores y yo ya parezco el tontopollas ese de la feria de Sevilla. De mi familia materna he sacado el bigote y de la paterna, el gen marrón.

@thekonyjen U mean icloud storage? I don’t have that apple thing. I guess it’s another thing. I don’t pay for the storage even tho it’s full and it says I don’t have a copy for new things but won’t do it untill I change my phone

apple not letting u install apps unless u pay your subscriptions is so.. like ok

@651Michael But why for every hour? With one hour and a bit it’s enough to cover. Or just divide 4,80 between all the working hours and rest it from her salary just tell her that

Cleaner just agreed to 3 less dollars an hour just so she can make .60 cent a mile and her average travel is 8 miles lol. Cannot make these things up.

@651Michael She knows how much she expends per mile but didn’t know that was not mathing?

@stellalookingup Carpet?

seeing people weigh themselves while wearing socks or on carpet

@Pascual_Return Cuantos vienen?

En España hay unos 275000 médicos y unos 310000 enfermeros. Les acaban de meter un dumping de más de un 10% a cara perro. Es decir, el equivalente a los graduados en 4 años.

@hermesrauhl Where was the thing where justin was going down? It was on a side or in this free space?

FRONT ROW CENTER HALLELUJAH #bieberchella

@imurrecho Where

i just saw justin bieber coachella full performance and it is 10/100

@MadsPosting What’s happening here?

i HATE when then this happens

@ZamakonkeK How did u see the post to begin with if u were hieden? Someone told u she posted it?

I had to end a friendship with my best friend. On my birthday, she posted me on her status. The next day, I texted her to ask if she’d forgotten my birthday. She sent screenshots proving she posted me. That’s when I realized she’d been hiding me from her statuses all along, she just forgot to unhide me on my birthday.

@jessicaobode @TYRISPRINT That’s not her

@TYRISPRINT Hailey running across Justin's set to get her spot seconds before he came on was cute 🥺

what the fuck did hailey do to this brother man