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Katılım Haziran 2020
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Baba eleja🐟🐖
Baba eleja🐟🐖@Biodun_OG·
Can you give me your card details before you d*ee😭😭😂😂 I think I lost my legs "You will be fine, just gimme them digits" Bro, can't stop laughing 😂😂
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Mike Abrusci
Mike Abrusci@mikeabrusci·
Calling this realtor up and saying “hey brotha maybe drop that R”
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Mara@Maragp_·
@mayaaadd El corte es bonito pero hay que dar con el peluquero/a correcto y saber estilizarlo. Y tener determinadas facciones.
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Mayaaad
Mayaaad@mayaaadd·
De lucia de 45 años ha pasado a charo de 75 años
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Mara@Maragp_·
@cujadf How bad is it? Can u post pics? It’s so smelly?
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alex
alex@cujadf·
Will I be arrested if I don’t pay rent until my landlord does something about the black mold? Like I’ll send you the money once you do something, I just don’t want to pay for something that isn’t functional
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Mara@Maragp_·
@fernanditofnl Xq da seguridad asi puesto? Tanto tiempo se pierde en buscar el numero al que llamar en esos paneles aunque estén asi de mal?
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Fernando Gar C
Fernando Gar C@fernanditofnl·
Estimados vecinos… quizás lo hagan por seguridad, no digo que no, pero ponte a buscar a las 3 de la mañana el tercero C de la escalera Izquierda por una emergencia vital… Ya veréis como no es tan buena idea… cada minuto cuenta, y aquí se pierde mucho tiempo buscando.
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Mara@Maragp_·
@nordanshat No way mcdonalds is sending personalized messages and how is this a voicemail
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nordan
nordan@nordanshat·
i gotta be the only human in the world who’s received a voice mail like this
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Millie
Millie@bumpasshelll·
Greatest job in the world.
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LO +
LO +@SuperViiral·
Esta chica estaba llorando y con el tobillo torcido en la Feria de Sevilla... ellos vieron la situación y le llevaron así a su casa durante +20 minutazos La gente buena sigue existiendo
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Mara@Maragp_·
@picores_ahi Que dijiste/tenias para que te pidiera la prueba de vit d? A mi no me la miro y pensaba que era algo básico
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Picores «Ahí»
Picores «Ahí»@picores_ahi·
Tengo muy baja la vit D y la doctora pasa de suplementarme porque "vamos a probar tomando el sol". Total que aún no ha llegado mayo con las flores y yo ya parezco el tontopollas ese de la feria de Sevilla. De mi familia materna he sacado el bigote y de la paterna, el gen marrón.
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Mara@Maragp_·
@thekonyjen U mean icloud storage? I don’t have that apple thing. I guess it’s another thing. I don’t pay for the storage even tho it’s full and it says I don’t have a copy for new things but won’t do it untill I change my phone
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swiss bae 🇨🇩
swiss bae 🇨🇩@thekonyjen·
apple not letting u install apps unless u pay your subscriptions is so.. like ok
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Mara@Maragp_·
@651Michael But why for every hour? With one hour and a bit it’s enough to cover. Or just divide 4,80 between all the working hours and rest it from her salary just tell her that
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Michael
Michael@651Michael·
Cleaner just agreed to 3 less dollars an hour just so she can make .60 cent a mile and her average travel is 8 miles lol. Cannot make these things up.
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Mara@Maragp_·
@651Michael She knows how much she expends per mile but didn’t know that was not mathing?
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𝒮tella ⊹ ࣪ ˖
𝒮tella ⊹ ࣪ ˖@stellalookingup·
seeing people weigh themselves while wearing socks or on carpet
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Padr'Elisa
Padr'Elisa@Pascual_Return·
En España hay unos 275000 médicos y unos 310000 enfermeros. Les acaban de meter un dumping de más de un 10% a cara perro. Es decir, el equivalente a los graduados en 4 años.
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Mara@Maragp_·
@hermesrauhl Where was the thing where justin was going down? It was on a side or in this free space?
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visions of gideon
visions of gideon@imurrecho·
i just saw justin bieber coachella full performance and it is 10/100
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Mads
Mads@europemaxxed·
i HATE when then this happens
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Mara@Maragp_·
@ZamakonkeK How did u see the post to begin with if u were hieden? Someone told u she posted it?
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ZamaKonke Khuzwayo
ZamaKonke Khuzwayo@ZamakonkeK·
I had to end a friendship with my best friend. On my birthday, she posted me on her status. The next day, I texted her to ask if she’d forgotten my birthday. She sent screenshots proving she posted me. That’s when I realized she’d been hiding me from her statuses all along, she just forgot to unhide me on my birthday.
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JESSKNOWSUNITED
JESSKNOWSUNITED@jessicaobode·
@TYRISPRINT Hailey running across Justin's set to get her spot seconds before he came on was cute 🥺
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tyris ✰
tyris ✰@TYRISPRINT·
what the fuck did hailey do to this brother man
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