Marc Gudelsky

@spencernusbaum_ Fios customer here. I went to channel 579 and it said I was not subscribed to that channel. I Was not up to calling Verizon to find out what the deal is. Watched the O’s on MASN

One more bat signal here: If you're a Nationals fan who had trouble watching the game today, reply to this and make sure you're following me, and I'll try to get to you via DMs. Want to make sure I've got all your perspectives on what went awry. Seems to be a lot of issues.

@BestinDogs TV

I need the coolest name! All ideas are welcome!😇🐕

Cruise ships leaving port Miami on a regular Sunday. twitter.com/i/status/17613…

Could it get any worse than this? What? Who’s starting?

Didn’t see many of those perky Wordle tweets today

Let’s not overcomplicate this: Republicans passed a $2 trillion tax cut for billionaires and corporations. And now they’re refusing to pay for it. It’s really that simple.

Come on y’all how is this not the biggest event lmao?! @TeamUSA

@r3t2 He spoke about stabbing himself in response to my email on June 15, 2020. I guess they discussed camp on the previous episode

does anyone remember which TK episode was the one where michael stabbed himself in the heart?

Jeffries: Something is really wrong with this guy and I need some help in figuring it out. Is Donald Trump A) a pathological liar B) a sociopath C) a malignant narcissist D) All of the above… I’ll be around all week, look forward to hearing from you

400,000 views in the first hour. Huge! Keep retweeting this far and wide and use the hashtag #ArrestTrumpNow

When @SpeakerBoehner was recording his audiobook I was told by sources that during these wine-soaked sessions he would deviate from the book’s text and insert random violent attacks on @tedcruz. Well, here’s some tape (listen to the end):

A beautiful note from nature for your Friday evening.

If the Covid-19 Vaccines interview for a job @LateNightSeth

THREAD: Lots of us learned classical music from watching old cartoons, so I’m going to identify the pieces that frequently popped up. One of the most recognizable is Franz Liszt’s “Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2,” performed by those great piano virtuosos Bugs Bunny and Tom & Jerry.

Who did this?! 🤣

This is the best one I’ve seen so far fwiw

.@RexChapman, how the hell did you arrange this?!

Prince as birds. A thread.