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@oelma__ Lego room...

How do I use this space‼️

Men, if no woman has ever called you: - An asshole - A narcissist - Arrogant - Offensive - Egotistical - Toxic Then trust me, you're a probably a simp.

@Micylaaa To help her friends move into the koshuis...

Tell me why does a 19 yo first year student need a double cab Hilux bakkie?? Honest q

@Iamkrebkira Hobbies

I wonder why men are so broke. I mean you guys don’t buy makeup, hair, sanitary pads, bras or any beauty products…like what are you guys really spending their money on?

@Jesii_ca_M Because we can.

@EdgarsFashion please fix up your accounts. I paid my instalment on 01 March. Why are you sending me rude SMSs?

@Micylaaa Dear Sir or Madman, I hope this email finds you in a well...

Ending an email with ‘warm regards’ is like offering a clammy handshake.

@BarneySimon My bladder, mostly...

One word! #Morning

@maira4yo Who fixed your toilet the last time it broke? A female plumber?

“All women do is use men” First of all, I can’t remember the last time I found a man useful.

@BarneySimon 💬💬

And go! #BandName

@BarneySimon 😴😴⬆️

@oelma__ Everything else...

What do men produce??

@BarneySimon The Baby Soft Rockers

Name the band. And go! #NameTheBand

Porn gets blamed for sexless marriages because it’s the easy scapegoat. Admitting “I don’t desire my husband anymore” hits too close to home. That’s why the endless porn lectures on X never stop. Christian conservatives hide behind cross emojis, virtue signaling, and finger-wagging to dodge their own hypocrisy. You’ll never hear them preach the truth: “Wives, don’t deprive your husbands.” “Wives, no sex is breaking your vow” “Wives, dress sexy, flirt, and keep the spark fun.” Instead it’s: “Bikinis are basically porn” “Don’t talk about sex, that’s immodest” “I’m a wife, not a porn star 🙄” “Men don’t need sex” “Men are just degenerates anyway” No better anti-marriage campaign exists than modern Christian conservatism. They’re not holy. They’re prudes wrapped in self-righteousness, making religion their whole identity while starving the very covenant they claim to defend. Sex isn’t optional in marriage, it’s a vow. Withhold it, and you no longer have a marriage. Period.

@Thebiglade Because we don't want to help you fix your car or help you move.

Why do men men stop talking to a lady after she says no to a dating proposal??

Charlie Kirk dies, a genuinely good dude, and his widow acts like this. Left to their own devices, women always seem to do the same attention seeking behavior. The hardware differs, but the software is always the same.

@Micylaaa Might be a solution to the Januworry blues...

Protein can be a lot of things, but I draw the line at protein water🥴

@Micylaaa Plastic?

I remembered my Woolies bags (✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️) but I left it in the car (❌❌❌❌)

@tall_chilizzy A female best friend who cooks your meals, ensures you always have a clean home, and asks for nothing in return do women like that still exist?

A male best friend who pays your bills, ensures you're always okay, and asks for nothing in return do men like that still exist? 🤔