@PardonMyTake @hobie_tweets this is a professional athlete I can’t stop laughing
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Clint Marchese
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I have a question, and excuse my language but, are English Muffins fucking pre-cut or not?!
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So I’ve been a dad for exactly 109 days now and if you’ve been following my Twitter, you can probably tell it’s been fairly chaotic.
Here is a non-shitpost, candid thread of things I’ve learned from fatherhood:
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Waltham Firefighters Local 866 would like to thank "Kyle from Waltham" Red Sox Star Kyle Schwarber for sending us Pizzas from Shoppers Café in Waltham to members working at the fire houses tonight.
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"I think it's put a lot of smiles on peoples' faces in the city of Waltham."
"Everyone is like, 'This is awesome.' "
Kyle Schwarber has played right into a humorous shtick, and the local community is loving everything about 'Kyle from Waltham.' wp.me/pch2rN-5KVg
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@hobie_tweets @ricew If a Hershey’s bar is your top choice we may have to reevaluate our relationship
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This is abominable
Clem@TheClemReport
1. Snickers 2. Twix 3. M&M’s Peanut 4. M&M’s 5. Milky Way
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@hobie_tweets If we didn’t have the first mill I’d say he’s putting us on the map!
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.@Marchese_C cumming his pants right now
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente
This is awesome #waltham
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@rodger Detergents like Tide are meant to be used in cold! And so much better for the environment @BenWolkon
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PROBLEM: using hot water in washing machines wastes a lot of energy
SOLUTIONS:
❌build washing machines that don't use hot water
✅build washing machines that DO use hot water, but Zach Ertz tells users it's a bad idea first
Boardroom@boardroom
The @Eagles are partnering with @Tide to motivate fans to use cold water and make a positive impact on the planet. To kick things off, Tide has introduced the first-ever talking washing machine — customized with NFL player voices that will remind users to wash in cold.
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@hobie_tweets It’s too obvious. Has to be a Republican or Russian
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St. Louis send me all your Toasted Ravioli restaurant recommendations! I'll be coming to you this weekend 10/1-2 and I can't wait.
Jim Eats the World: youtu.be/ofyJ3R35-Yg
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@morenojohn @IDoTheThinking Do you think he has a masters degree in communication? @hobie_tweets @fitzlax23
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This video, featuring San Diego Mayor Todd Gloria and several city councilmembers, really has to be seen to be believed
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Here's how Denny's has been working on improving diversity and inclusion following a 1994 lawsuit: hbr.org/2021/09/inside…
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@Marchese_C every time you follow someone you make them feel, well, like how Chip feels in this GIF. So here’s to you, for already giving 426 people those feel-good, chocolate-chip-cookie feels. #HereForHappy
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@fitzlax23 @hobie_tweets Room temp peach > refridge temp peach. Also bananas??
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@hobie_tweets @Marchese_C Red delicious cold as the Rockies please
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