Marcus Teague

I did a real life talk about writing words and songs with @Andrew_McMillen for his @PenmanshipAU podcast. Audio luxury. #frankston twitter.com/Andrew_McMille…

What size shoe was #davidlynch ? Think I found the spot

@walkercapl Definitely #lynchian RIP

me: Come quick. I see something Lynchian wife: Is it another bug crawling in the dirt me: [getting angry and lying] No It's something else

@Andy_Hazel Thank you Andy 😍

@MarcusTeague Loved this.

I listened to the world’s most expensive album ever sold. It was okay. #wutang broadsheet.com.au/national/enter…

Love the Rihanna, motorbikes on the steps & Walsh asides. @MarcusTeague (just Namedropping here) at it again for @Broadsheet_Melb: broadsheet.com.au/national/art-a…

@DavidPeters102 @monamuseum Interest is high, but you've made the list. Have your people contact my people.

Behold: the/my only 4-page handwritten review of the only copy of Wu-Tang Clan’s ‘Once Upon A Time in Shaolin’ from the album’s only debut listening party at @monamuseum. Bidding starts at $1.5 million. No timewasters. #wutang

some Irish primary school kids made a tune and there is zero legitimate reason for it to go this hard holy shit

Returning to this hellscape whenever I have more than 2000 words to point at. Did you hear it was hot at Golden Plains on the weekend? broadsheet.com.au/melbourne/ente…

@drtimbyron @SimoneMitchell I will be on call to coach you through

@MarcusTeague @SimoneMitchell I feel like that is the kind of nightmare that will happen to idiot me at some point - it is good to have an idea of what to actually do in that circumstance!

Someone stole my passport as I was boarding the plane. That's the tweet. Wrote about it for Escape (🙏 @SimoneMitchell ). escape.com.au/news/someone-s…

@SPOD_ZONE This is exactly how the next Liam Neeson film starts.

@MarcusTeague He hasn't paid his franchise fees and i'm pissed

I'm all for self expression and belief, but no one should be allowed to look like this.

@tysonwray @Dark_Mofo Damn thank you bud

@MarcusTeague @Dark_Mofo always one of my most-anticipated pieces of the year. Kudos, Teague.

Did I get the headline right? Please read my record of the week spent at the forever excellent @Dark_Mofo . broadsheet.com.au/national/enter…

In the bowels of Rod Laver Arena there’s a wall plaque commemorating her record-breaking run there. Maybe we need to think about Pink less as a touring pop star and more like a native ritual - like bushfires or Bali.

@Andy_Hazel Ah thank you Andy. 🙏

@MarcusTeague This was brilliant. Bananas, even.

I don’t always get kidnapped by a gimp, but when I do I like to write about it for Steph.