Tyson Wray

@mitchfel fair enough, agree to disagree.

@tysonwray Being online is part of the human experience in the modern age. Simply banning under-16s instead of harm minimisation and education is beyond stupid, let alone impossible to implement/police.

Dumb words. Dumb words from a dumb cunt.

@coldlunch haha, love it.

Joe Ingles was on court for Kobe's last shot, suited up for the cancelled game that kicked off covid, and now on the floor for LeBron and Bronny's historic moment. real Forrest Gump stuff

@patr1ceo @chardylover69 how rude to us double-barrellers!

@declanf @boombetaus @acccgovau haha, oh this is small fry compared to what other gambling companies are doing. Although the moment you mention reporting them to the commission of their state, you seem to get paid out? How odd.

Hey @boombetaus why do you keep threatening people who’ve had a few wins? This is real shakedown stuff. Would never happen with the big betting sites. @acccgovau please Look into these grifters (This isn’t me by the way, I stopped betting with you years ago for the same Reason)

@coldlunch the locker rooms, I imagine: youtu.be/zqYtFime21s?si…

I swear Chris Fagan is shrinking

Hello. In Edinburgh I saw @AhirShah perform one of the most remarkable shows I’ve seen in my 15 years of reviewing. I’ve written 700 words about it for The @Guardian. It’s just premiered on @netflix. I could not recommend it more highly. Goodbye. theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

I saw this in Edinburgh earlier this month (little weird to see a show 10,000 miles away when in April he was performing it 200 metres from my apartment but WHATEVER). One of the absolute best people in Australian comedy/politics/life. See it UK friends. x.com/TomCBallard/st…

cc @richardthewatts @JoeyLightbulb – lock this in.

Eight-months in advance prediction: Garry Starr's show 'Penguin Classics' will at the least score a nomination for Most Outstanding Show at @micomfestival next year, if not win. I've seen a lot of good stuff at @edfringe so far, but, yowsah, that was ★★★★★ blissful mayhem.

@coldlunch @Fid210 I actually like this a lot.

@Fid210 could a be a team event where you have one or two sprinters go early to try cut the field for their teammates

✅ runcatch: sky a ball while running then catch it in the sand pit. scored by distance from throw to catch ✅ crowd walk: 10k walk in the velodrome, half of the athletes go clockwise, the other anti-clockwise ✅ indefinite🏃: no set distance, runners are eliminated when lapped

@sophiebeerdraws oh this reminds me, I need to message you. DM coming in a second.

@JoeyLightbulb @MarcusTeague @Broadsheet_Melb he's the king of festival reviewing. Especially Mona-related events.

Love the Rihanna, motorbikes on the steps & Walsh asides. @MarcusTeague (just Namedropping here) at it again for @Broadsheet_Melb: broadsheet.com.au/national/art-a…

@reallykazcooke yeeee I'm doing the marketing for this tour! All Australian shows sold out. V. good vibes.

@reallykazcooke two of the best.

My last (probably!) reviews of the @micomfestival this year for @theage. Julia Masli (★★★★ – this definitely has the ability to be a five-star show with the right audience), Viggo Venn (★★★★) and the RAW Comedy National Grand Final (★★★). theage.com.au/culture/comedy…

@shanbennet you're missing out on Strands!

Wordle, connections, mini crossword, crossword

A few more @micomfestival reviews for @theage from yr boy. Rhys Nicholson (a rare ★★★★★), Catherine Bohart (★★★★), Darren Harriott (★★★) and Comedy Zone (★★). #MICF theage.com.au/culture/comedy…

@Andy_Hazel @JoeyLightbulb @micomfestival @ImShenoahAllen @lizzyhoocomedy @meatmaiden where was my invite guys.

@JoeyLightbulb @micomfestival @ImShenoahAllen @lizzyhoocomedy @meatmaiden 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

back at it 2nite for @micomfestival & seeing @ImShenoahAllen, @lizzyhoocomedy & Headliners w @Andy_Hazel (he's my plus one not the stand-up at this stage). Also, PSA @meatmaiden has the BEST deal of #MICF: a free cocktail & canape when you show your ticket. #freebie #melbourne

COMEDY BBY. Four new reviews from the @micomfestival for @theage here from yours truly. Urooj Ashfaq (★★★★), Bridget Hassed (★★★★), Julian O’Shea (★★★) and Fern Brady (★★). theage.com.au/culture/comedy…