Springfield Feline BBQ

@SenMarkKelly What’s the point?

Get ready, folks. Tomorrow, that rocket behind me is launching four astronauts to the Moon for the first time in more than 50 years.

@ChipChesterton @zerohedge False equivalence.

@zerohedge How many plumbers died or went missing during the same period?

'Something Dark Is Going On': Nine Top-Level Scientists Die Or Go Missing In Past Year zerohedge.com/political/some…

@PressSec @MZHemingway Trump will announce he won the war for the 13th time (while losing)

TUNE IN: Tomorrow night at 9PM ET, President Trump will give an Address to the Nation to provide an important update on Iran.

@ggreenwald Trump didn’t even bother to lie to us to help justify the war. At least Bush lied and created some fake intelligence.

The most notable aspect of this -- how historically unpopular Trump is -- is that new major wars often produce a "rally around the flag" effect where Americans unite at the start behind the President. But the Iran War is so brazenly wrong and dumb that we have the opposite:

@White_Amercan @BowTiedRanger A peacetime POG at that. Even after a 20 year career, he still would’ve managed to avoid all major conflicts.

@BowTiedRanger Admits he’s was a POG Thinks anyone takes his opinion seriously

The Judeo-Boomer Right is going through it again.

@ImperiumFirst @SerenaJB3 I *honestly* believe Trump would give a blow job to Netanyahu if he was told to.

> Trump pardons another fraudster > He’s literally a jewish rabbi

@FlaPanthers Does someone contract HIV, pinworms, or monkeypox if they wear this jersey?

With pride 🌈 This year’s Pride Night jerseys, designed by the very talented Trey Opp!

@JackPosobiec A hot dog is a sandwich for homosexuals.

A hot dog is a sandwich

@krassenstein Sure didn’t. Voted for Trump 3 times. Fuck Trump.

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth really appears to like the idea of Boots on the Ground. He says that there are 15 different ways to put boots on the ground. I didn't vote for this, did you MAGA?

@LegendaryEnergy So he was in basic training in 1982? A true peacetime army boomer. Even if he did 20 years he still would have missed 99% of the fighting.

Psychologically, what do you think is going on with this guy?

@chicagobulls Anyone who doesn’t willingly stick his dick in another man’s anus has no business being a Bull!!!!!

@zerohedge Related to the X.2 flare?

*STARLINK: SATELLITE 34343 EXPERIENCED ANOMALY ON-ORBIT SUNDAY *STARLINK: RESULTED IN LOSS OF COMMUNICATIONS WITH SATELLITE

Vance seeks a quick exit from the Iran War. Where that leaves Israel doesn't seem to matter haaretz.com/us-news/2026-0…

@ripblackmamba @brucefenton I only had to read two paragraphs in to realize that you are thoroughly ignorant of history. Saving Jews was never a minor stated goal of the United States’ entry into WW2. We didn’t even know people were being executed en masse. The liberators were shocked to discover this.

Brother, I respect your service and your right to draw the line for your own sons—veterans earned that. But let’s talk history like grown men who actually read it. The Greatest Generation didn’t die “for Britain” or “for France.” They died to crush a murderous regime that gassed Jews, invaded neighbors, and swore it would rule the world. Hitler’s Germany was building V-2s and jets while the world debated “is this really our fight?” Had we stayed home, the map today would be swastikas from Lisbon to Moscow. Instead, young Americans stormed beaches, flew through flak, and paid the ultimate price so their kids wouldn’t grow up under the boot of evil. That’s not “dying for foreigners.” That’s America doing what America has always done when the world’s next Hitler shows up: end him. Fast-forward to 2026. The mullahs in Tehran aren’t hiding their game. They chant “Death to America,” fund Hezbollah, Hamas, and the Houthis to kill our troops and our allies, stone women for showing hair, hang gays, and are racing toward nuclear weapons while promising to “wipe Israel off the map” as the opening act. This is not 1938 with nice suits and polite diplomacy—this is a theocratic Nazi regime with ballistic missiles and proxy armies already shooting at us. Every day we wait is another day they get closer to a nuke that can reach Tel Aviv today and New York tomorrow. Regime change in Iran isn’t “neocon adventurism.” It’s the same moral clarity that made D-Day legendary. It’s telling the next generation of American sons: you have the chance to be the men who ended the last major sponsor of global jihad, freed 90 million Iranians from medieval tyranny, and stopped the next Holocaust before it started. That’s not dying for another country. That’s dying so your own kids never have to face a nuclear-armed caliphate that hates everything we stand for. The Greatest Generation didn’t ask “what’s in it for me?” They asked “what’s right?” History already judged who the legends were. The question is whether we still have the spine to be them. Your call, Bruce. But don’t dress up isolationism as wisdom. The men who beat Hitler would spit on that. 🇺🇸

I’m a veteran - I served during the Gulf War. My dad was a veteran - he served during the Vietnam War. My grandfather served in WWII. My great grandfather served… and so on. No f—ing way I’d have my sons serve. Not a chance. No American should die for Israel’s bloodlust.

We will forever honor and remember the warriors of Vietnam. They wore the uniform. They fought valiantly. We will ALWAYS REMEMBER their sacrifice.

Caution: Mating with close relatives may produce results like this.

@MyLordBebo Leave it to the Polish to design an SMG that blowbacks into your face and has a foregrip that is in front of the barrel tip.

The Polish PM-63 RAK (clay fish) sub machine gun is lit. Seems extremely fun to shoot.

@GovMikeHuckabee It’s okay. It’s just “unfortunate”, guys! Now get back to dying in Israel’s wars.

My statement re Prohibiting the Latin Patriarch of entering Church of Holy Sepulcher on Palm Sunday: While all Holy sites in the Old City are closed due to safety concerns for mass gatherings including the Western Wall, Church of the Holy Sepulcher and Al Aqsa Mosque, the action today by the Israel Nat'l Police to deny Latin Patriarch Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa and 3 other priests from entering the Church to offer a blessing on Palm Sunday is an unfortunate overreach already having major repercussions around the world.  Home Front Command Guidelines restrict any gatherings to 50 people or less.  The 4 representatives of the Catholic Church were well below that restriction.  Statements from the Gov't of Israel indicate the action to prohibit Cardinal Pizzaballa entry to the Church of the Holy Sepulcher were for safety reasons, but churches, synagogues, and mosques throughout Jerusalem have met with the restrictions of 50 or less.  For the Patriarch to be barred from entry to the Church on Palm Sunday for a private ceremony is difficult to understand or justify. Israel has indicated it will work with the Patriarch to accommodate a safe means of carrying out Holy Week activities.

@AnthonyCumia “The black nurse woman said she wouldn’t beat me today if I came to whatever this place is. Where am I?”

A shitload of old battle axes were spending their afternoon thinking they were making a difference. Disgusting.

@BrianAtlas Why the long face? It’ll get better, buddy.

Entry level job, requires 5 years experience. It's like asking for a job interview and they say "but you don't work here". And they have “spontaneous, up for an adventure” in their bio. I have had this happen to me lol.