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Shawty look like a monster high doll, now I’m eating micro-plastics.

@drewstarkeyscvm @KeshaRose I’ll take indie over sellout any day 🤷🏻‍♀️

@ABeardedHero @KeshaRose @Wendys @Wendys and Kesha collab WHEN?!?

@KeshaRose We need a new @Wendys burger called the Keshanator because she ATE

@katyperryinfoo @KeshaRose Quality over quantity every time.

@KeshaRose Spotify Daily streams via kworb Teenage Dream ( álbum) - 5,043,195 Kesha discography (181 songs) - 4,977,007

@KeshaRose I love you so much, you would spend 7 million or whatever amount on feeding us, your starving children before you would EVER spend it to go on a cruise with overlord bezos.

@nathano235 Racist white people wanted to keep vanilla from black people and then wanted to keep being racist so now no nobody gets vanilla. That’s wild.

I need the people talking about “Growing vanilla in America” to understand that there is absolutely no way that happens. The growing requirements for vanilla are so specific that replicating it outside the tropics is nearly impossible, it takes three years of growth 1/?

@brunchslugs They are stressing me out sooo bad!!! (Almost done watching season 3)

i can’t keep doing this shit

@diemotinal I want her dead soooo bad!

how did the girls not jump shauna at some point😭😭 she’s literally terrorizing EVERYONE #YellowJackets

@aurorajade_x @Lillie0071 @KILLTOPARTY For real, it can also cause lower intestine and bladder issues if you wear them often or long term. It’s sad the lengths some will go to in order to find acceptance amongst those that never wanted them in the first place.

Why do all women insist on skin tight clothing?

@pisceshunty He is NOT getting that promotion.

gaitok leaving the gun out in the open unlocked 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ #WhiteLotus

@annevlum @LoveIsland Not Ronnie tho, he sucks enough for both of them to flop unfortunately.

@LoveIsland Harriet deserved

Your #AllStars Series 2 winners are... Gabby and Casey! ❤️‍🔥 #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars

@MariahNicole515 I was CACKLING at salty lmaoooo

im sorry but anyone who hasn’t watched Love Island All Stars Season 2 plzzz im begging u to watch this sometimes i skip the unseen bits and this 🔫 not from one of those but this might be show of the year lololol

@MuradMerali Curtis lost it for them by playing games…. 🤷🏻‍♀️

CASEY WINNING LOVE ISLAND AND BEING HIGHER THEN EKIN SU!? EKIN SU? Wrap this all stars edition by tonight for good. #loveisland #loveislandallstars

@LizGillies Please!!!!! I am begging! 🙏

Oh, we should do that.

@len0killer Delta is the worst ever!! Thc 9 and all extract diet weed things are horrid! They make you feel like the gmo homunculus that they are.

Ate a 300 mg Delta 9 edible after 4 years of drug sobriety and watched myself get murdered on loop thousands of times

@TheFaatBaastard @josephsbool $200 dollars was more than enough in your day. $200 is less than a week’s groceries now… lmao

zoomers aren't drinking, zoomers aren't dancing, they aren't even having sex. worst of all they aren't reading either, in fact, it's entirely unclear *what* they do with the same 24 hours their ancestors had to deal with every day.

@RustbeltCrypto @PermaBull2024 @josephsbool Deeply out of touch opinion. Everyone is cramming as many roommates in one place as possible. Most people do food delivery bc grocery stores are a nightmare to deal with on purpose and they have 3 jobs so there is no time to go to them anyway.

25 years ago the minimum wage was 5 bucks and so many 20 somethings' households couldn't afford a house phone between all the roommates they piled in that 1 800 COLLECT commercials ran non stop on the rabbit ear stations. The equivelant for zoomers is paying Rocket Money to tell them they are paying for duplicate food box subscriptions in the two bedroom they work from home in alone.

@josephsbool Millennials and Gen-z are patiently waiting for boomers to die off so the wealth and health can redistribute.

@einlebenwielary @josephsbool @Shoestring_Lab We could ramp it up honestly. I wish I could have anything path o wanted in life for just working as a waitress for one ☝️ summer.

@josephsbool @Shoestring_Lab Yeah, Boomer arent hated enough, clearly.

i-fucking-conic