Maria Telnikoff

got lana tickets and bought a juicy couture tracksuit maybe this is what being a millionaire feels like (i’m broke now)

@RachelOyawale wahoooo !!! congratulations xx

Can’t believe it !! Thank you so much ♥️🥹

audition for my play 🥹💖 pls xx

@cherrytheeckel AHAHAHHAHAHA

I want to participate in all these gay Halloween costume memes but the most notable costumes at the only Halloween party I’ve been to were this duo that dressed as WW2 evacuees with a full backstory they would roleplay, complete with ration cards, evacuee tags and a tin of spam

AUDITION CALL OUT FOR EDINBURGH 2025 see link below for audition pack: docs.google.com/document/d/1dg…

girls wearing red tights >>>>>

an eighteen (?) year old girl just stopped me to say i look beautiful. wtf is mercury in gatorade or somethingggg since when were teenagers nice maybe it was a dare can’t be sure can’t be sure must have been a dare wow i’m flattered

@chakiraalin feeling SEEN😩😩😩😩😩😩

@MariaTelnikoff THE EAST LONDON MENTION SHE DID IT FOR US

FREE BLEEDING IN THE AUTUMN RAIN FALL IN LOVE AGAIN AND AGAIN

@jorgordon thank you so much jo !!! it was a pleasure to bring our show to you 💞

It’s such a brilliant line up this week and a fab celebration of some stand out regional talent. Privileged to be amongst those seeing @MariaTelnikoff ‘s tender My Sister Life this evening. A beaut! #genfest

ACTOR CALL OUT !!!! pls share & retweet xxx more infographics in comments 💖

@lornlornlors ahahahahhaaahhah

feel like hannah montana when i get changed out of my work clothes into my cute outfit for the evening in the work toilets truly living a double life

i watched the hours and now i won’t be able to emotionally recover for the rest of autumn

edinburgh fringe over and out.

@lornlornlors as u should !!!! 🙈🙈

dear all the theatre programmers in the entire world !!! i double quadruple dare you to programme this !!!! (working as my own producer is going really well i am VERY VERY good at it)

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i’m always just collecting stories so when i see my hairdresser i have lots to say and she doesn’t think i’m boring.