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Any chance we can convince China that the #CoronavirusOutbreak was caused by ivory, rhino horn, tiger penis & any other endangered species-fueled "medicine" they continue to demand.
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Mark Eaton
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Mark Eaton
@Mark13Eaton
My politics: zealously apathetic. I like sports, muscle cars, comedy, gin and the genetics freaks we call super models. Former writer for the Capitol Steps.
Bozeman, MT Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Wife currently raging about a @dunkindonuts commercial that didn’t feature a donut.
“Yeah…I’m going to Dunks for their mini hash-browns” she scoffed.
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It stinks that Paul Skenes was tagged with 5 earned runs today. Cruz was clearly responsible for the runs with his terrible fielding.
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The ball knocked over a fans beer and she was PISSED 😭
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Underrated if you don’t know sh*t about music history.
Josh Shepperd@joshshepperd
Carol Kaye is probably the most underrated bass player in history. And probably your favorite bass player that you didn’t realize was your favorite bass player. Do a quick search of every hit that she played on.
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@ThatEricAlper I worked at Woodward & Lothrop in Fairfax, VA. When an artist was coming to town I wanted to see, I would volunteer to work the service dept (fur storage, baby shoes bronzing AND Ticketmaster). Jump on as soon as sales opened and always pulled seats in the first 10 rows or so.
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Bummed to learn that Rory Scovel has cancelled his appearance at @lastbestcomedy. I haven’t seen him live since…
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@TaraBull Glad mom had the wherewithal to suffer a major knee injury.
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What is the tragedy? That the harassed and terrified bulls didn’t finish the job?
Noticias Trujillo@ntrujillo_pe
Esto ocurrió hoy en el balneario de Las Delicias de Trujillo. 🚨#Urgente | Corrida de toros Durante la Feria de San José, termina en desgracia cuando dos de los toros se salieron de control
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Glad she cured her alopecia…
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld
Jada Pinkett Smith talking about whether she'll ever let Will Smith move back in with her. She's out here acting like she's the one calling the shots while he's off somewhere living alone. At some point, a man has to stand up and take back his life.
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Why is Blake Griffin suddenly in every commercial? Does he do them gratis?
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@WriteGrlProbs Love this show. But even if it isn’t your cup of tea, you owe it to yourself to watch season 2, episodes 1 and 4.
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The IT Crowd is on Prime.
If you have Prime and haven’t seen this show yet, it has my full recommendation.
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