Mark Astle

@RobC343 @FootyAccums @Potereaisith Serves them right!!

@FootyAccums @Potereaisith @MarkAstle1

FIVE DAYS AGO: Italy's squad are caught celebrating getting Bosnia in their WC qualifier final. TONIGHT: Bosnia knock Italy out on penalties and are going to the 2026 World Cup. 📹 @Potereaisith

@RobC343 @talkSPORT Oh aye, there’s a few lizards this summer. Skint, limit FC.

@talkSPORT All ending in tears @MarkAstle1 be lizards all ower

💰 "They're gonna sell Tonali, they're gonna sell Guimarães!" 😰 "I don't see how it can't be a difficult summer, I don't see how Eddie Howe can't be more frustrated!' Simon Jordan makes a grim forecast for #NUFC's future... 😬

@RobC343 @TransferSector @martynziegler It’s about time we pushed some boundaries like the others…. Get Citehs lawyers in 😂

@TransferSector @martynziegler @MarkAstle1 be getting a points deduction while it’s business as usual at Citeh

𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂: Newcastle United are at serious risk of breaching Uefa’s financial rules because they cannot use profits claimed from selling the leasehold on their St James’ Park stadium to a sister company, reports @martynziegler ⚪️⚫️

@PurelyFootball @RobC343 😂

The way Szoboszlai’s smile fades away in seconds when he sees his own statue is too funny.🤣🤣

@benanderton_ One way to look at it @bengoddard21 😂

I see they’re taking it well…

@AdamFulwell_ @The_Looney_Toon @RobC343 took it rather well

The True Geordie losing his shit over the Derby like the good old days brings a tear to my eye 🤣

@danwinwoodoffic @NUFCMurph Always, that’s football 😉

@MarkAstle1 @NUFCMurph

Seems like nobody wants top 4, we couldn’t, could we?!

@RobC343 @footballontnt He’s gona have to wait a loooooong time

@footballontnt @MarkAstle1

"They're my number two team in the Premier League" Steven Gerrard reveals his second favourite side in England 👀

@RMAsmithayo7 @NUFCgallowgate @RobC343 he’s right 😂

trent after the game was imitating doku’s dribbling style and did a hand gesture to say “where’s he going with that” 😭😭😭

@nocontextfooty @HoweWayTheLads @DannyHall18

@RobC343 @DazShocks @davez2010 😂

@MarkAstle1 @DazShocks @davez2010 Don’t think you’d want any of ours mate 😂

The reporting on Newcastle players “Linked for transfer” the last 2 months have been nothing short of embarrassing 🤦🏾‍♂️ #NUFC

@DazShocks @davez2010 You lend us any players next season @RobC343

@davez2010 Never ‼️#nufc 🫣

@DannyHall18 He is isn’t he, every week there’s something 😂

@MarkAstle1 he’s the new Ange

@NCSL1892 @oldheatonian @FA_PGMOL @RobC343 @DannyHall18 😂

…. Meanwhile what allegedly really happened in the cuddly “huddle”.. #NUFC 😂🤣🤪🎣 #Cartel @FA_PGMOL #VAR #EPL

@HoweWayTheLads He’s worth signing, have to get the price and wages down though. Him and another keeper to battle it out next season.

That is a massive 3 points. Won ugly fair play to all the lads. Howe included. Gritty win, about time we dug in. Massive effort from Gordon. Feel so much more comfortable at the back with sweeper Ramsdale. Personally I’d pay the option on him and sell Pope. Sorry Nick x #nufc

@CFCDaily @RobC343 he’s ratted already, idiotic huddle around the ball 😂

🚨Rosenior speaks on the huddle on the centre spot in regards to the players “respecting the ball” — Adds it’s not his decision. [sky]

@RichySouthern It’s gona be shocking…. Think PSG away both times and last nights all rolled up in one 😬

Not hopeful we’ll get decent officiating in Barcelona next week based on what we witnessed last night.

@magsmighty1 @ChrisDHWaugh Imagine what the ref will be like in the Nou Camp next week 😬

@ChrisDHWaugh And yet 6 played. Cheating referee again robbed in champions league.

4 mins of added time. Willock is on for goalscorer Barnes, who gets a huge ovation. #NUFC #FCB #NEWBAR #UCL

@RobC343 @DeanoGorton 😂

@DeanoGorton @MarkAstle1

Quality 😂😂😂

@RobC343 @TouchlineX @espn I’ll be MIA on my phone!!

@MarkAstle1 @TouchlineX @espn I’m tempted to tune in pal 😂

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Newcastle United vs FC Barcelona is expected to have over 400M spectators worldwide! — @espn