Mark Smith

@slimshaddy71 @bennyjohnson How many politicians can _honestly_ say anything?

@bennyjohnson Turning 80 on June 14 and still moving like the center of the entire conversation… how many politicians half that age can honestly say that?

President Trump turns 80 on June 14th. He’s still got it! 🕺❤️🇺🇸

@bennyjohnson Whatever he's got, "it" isn't what you think it is.

@sweatystartup HOAs seem premised on the idea that somebody is having too much fun.

All the rich people I know love living in places with HOAs. No broken down boats. Rainbow yard signs. Grass 2 feet tall. Lack of weed control. Broken fridge on front porch. Broke people hate HOAs because they hate doing basic things to make their houses look nice.

Trump's team has spent more than $5 million having images of him with Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs bleached from the internet Would be very terrible if this went viral!

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours theshovel.com.au/2026/03/25/the…

The Iran war as it stands, summed up in a single post: Trump: "You have 48 hours to comply with our demands or face my wrath." Iran: "Fuck you." Trump: "Okay. How does June sound?"

TSA continues proving BIG GOVERNMENT SUCKS. Privatize all security. Abolish the TSA.

@TrumpDailyPosts The federal judiciary.

What is the greatest threat to freedom in America?

@jeffdeist T(hieves and) S(exual) A(ssailants)

To all of you fuming in airport lines today, your misery traces back to July 2002-- when the GOP led house voting overwhelmingly to create TSA as part of a new fedgov department known as "Homeland Security." This was sold by Dick Armey to a very willing George W Bush the same way the CIA was sold to Truman: as a "consolidation" of existing agencies, reports, channels, etc. Efficiency! And hey, if a few airport scanners need to be sold to this new department, so be it. So instead of owners- airlines- working with airports to secure air travel, we get the worst combination of inept and sinister: DMV/USPS meets Michael Chertoff. Ten Rs voted no. Chris Cannon (UT) John J. Duncan Jr. (TN) Jeff Flake (AZ) John Hostettler (IN) Jerry Moran (KS) Ron Paul (TX) Tom Petri (WI) Tom Tancredo (CO) Charles H. Taylor (NC) William M. Thomas (CA)

Too soon? Nope. Just right.

@Daractenus "Political language – and with variations this is true of all political parties - is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind." - George Orwell

"We're in a position we haven't seen. We're respected. You know, our country now is respected all over the world. A year and half ago we were a laughingstock." This man is completely insane.

The breathtaking hypocrisy of this is off the charts. Trump’s ex-wife was killed too. But not by ISIS. She fell down the stairs at home. The day before she was to testify to his malfeasance. He buried her on his golf course. He was no longer with her at the time. He’d left her to shack up with his pregnant girlfriend. Who was donated to him by Jeffrey Epstein. When SHE gave birth he was sleeping with a Porn Star. But hey, Joe Kent remarried four and a half years after Isis killed the mother of his kids that he’d been raising alone…

This is what happens when a plane hits a firetruck but if it hits the twin towers it will knock them down

@clashreport Nations exist not by right, but by force - either their own force or that of another nation or nations willing to ensure (or at least tolerate) their existence. Individuals have rights. And if something is provided at someone else's expense, it's an entitlement, not a right.

Tucker Carlson: I don’t want Israel to be destroyed. I don’t want any country to be destroyed at all.

Literally insane Iranians are really putting effort for their Lego movies compared to CENTCOM memes Trump will cry after seeing this 😭🤣😂

I want everyone to remember that everything we are about to experience as a country was simple to avoid. We have failed at the basics of civilization, and so, we are going to be destroyed: 1. Don’t initiate violence. For the last 60 years, we’ve been the aggressor in every conflict. Doesn’t make us safer. 2. No representation without equity. When you can vote yourself my property without contributing yours, there is no liberty. 3. If you don’t kill the criminals, they will kill you. Empathy for victims. No mercy for perpetrators — or their families. Find a rope. And make their families pay reparations. Crime will disappear. 5. Citizenship must be earned: contribute to society, have children, pay taxes for 10 years, no criminals. Then you’re a citizen. 6. Everything you let the government do, will suck. Post office. Amtrak. Schools. Privatize all government functions with 10-year competitive bids. 7. Never allow the government to borrow money or print it. Where the government controls both the sword and the currency, there will be no freedom. What did I leave out?

@BBGreatMoments Arlington Stadium, home of the Rangers, back in the '70s.

What’s the worst ballpark, arena, or stadium you’ve ever been to?

I’m trying to avoid posting for Lent, but I want to be clear about my position, as it seems we may be on the brink of decisions of historic consequence: The US & Israel were the ones who launched a sneak attack against Iran. Trump himself compared it to the attack on Pearl Harbor. We opened the war with an attack that killed nearly 200 little girls at school. If the Japanese had done that at Pearl Harbor, it would still be on page one of every history book recounting the attack to this day. To then punish the civilian population of Iran by destroying power and water infrastructure, which can only be intended to cause mass civilian suffering and death, simply because they have not capitulated, is a war crime of the highest order. Soldiers, sailors, and airmen are under no obligation to follow such an order, and shame on any officer who orders them to do so.

@BBGreatMoments Billy Williams

Name a player—not named Ken Griffey Jr—who had an absolutely beautiful swing.

@BBGreatMoments Earl Torgeson

Name a forgotten first baseman that only true fans of your favorite team would remember.