Mark!

Noel Gallagher 🤡

The true meaning of a hero Austin Appleby a 13 yo boy swam for 4 hours to save his family stuck at sea! Absolute fucking baller!!!

@LegacySiu Fat Ronaldo!

Name a Ballon d’Or winner who never won the Champions League. You can’t

Not gonna lie It’s makes me jealous that America has a leader that puts his people first!!

@NoContextHumans Get fucked!

Agree or nah?

@elonmusk I’m not

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@StheshSphere @SamueILFC Dude championship manager don’t work in the real game

Genuine question, why can’t Jeremie Frimpong play RB? We literally signed him to play there?

High football knowledge required🧠 Guess the player.

@KE__lV_iN @FabrizioRomano Ssshhhh your talking shit!!

@FabrizioRomano Ekitike should have joined the Club World Cup team called Chelsea

🚨 Hugo Ekitike on his choice to join Liverpool and not Newcastle or Man United: “Liverpool are Premier League champions, with great players and great history”. “I think it was a good choice for me and that’s why I chose Liverpool as it was the best option and I wanted to come”.

@ESPNFC Salah tears up the premier league for years breaking all kinds of records and completely gets over looked….

In an interview before Spain vs. France in June, Lamine Yamal said "If people want to play on Thursday, we'll play on Thursday," when asked who he'd vote for as the next Ballon d'Or winner, hinting at going toe-to-toe with one of the favourites Ousmane Dembélé. Yamal got two goals in the last battle before the voting 👀

@NoContextHumans ‘Your Dad taught you this’ Fuck you and your dad!!

Cooking lunch in a toaster

@BHPVids @libsoftiktok Dude do you actually listen to your own crap!! Grow up man!!

UK judge wishes convicted al-Qaeda terrorist who killed 52 in London bus bombings "all the best" as he prepares to walk free in Britain Sir Robert Jay sympathised with al-Qaeda terrorist Haroon Aswat, who will be released from the hospital without ankle tag monitoring because of a loophole which forbids checks on psychiatric patients despite police fears he remains a threat. What even is the UK anymore

@NgumohaRio I’m clipping this just in case you try to do the dirty like snake man Arnold

@DJEMEDIA_ Nitty very Nitty!!

Cracky Corner EXPLODES

@thefutballboy_1 Mr Chomper Suarez

You've got poor ball knowledge if you don't know who this is. Guess the player.

@FLCons Completely staged af

How can people make this much of a mess at a movie theater? 😬

@BoringMilner @grok Hey @grok has anyone famous ever looked at my profile

Hey, @grok, who is the most famous person to visit my profile? Don't tag them, just say who it was. I want to surprise them with a selection box of English teas.

@CFCMods It’s no secret he fantasises over any yamal!!

What club do you think Fabrizio Romano secretly supports?

@Carrington_FCB Yes he definitely is by work rate alone

Ekitike is not better than Ferran Torres

@UnscriptedFooty Enzo Fernandez

Only one player in football history has won these 2 trophies. Guess who!