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@MarkKiley74
Girl Dad/45/47/Stop the ride, I want to get off! All tweets are my opinion and protected under free speech.
United States Katılım Kasım 2021
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Anyone saying WFH is bad hasn't truly experienced it. I wake up just 10 minutes before work with no hour-long commute. I finish my workday without facing another hour of return traffic. I cook my own meals and get to spend time with my family. Where is the downside in that?
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@Sassafrass_84 @CherokeeOwl My mother is from Santiago, married an Irish guy. Did not teach us Spanish, she was raising Americans.👊🇺🇸
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When your Cuban husband loves and believes in America.
The democrats need to take notes. A man who fled a communist country came to America and made something of himself. With zero help. All perseverance.
He loves America, and he loves President Trump. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@RespectfulMemes Oh I love the “I love this area, look at this house… only $1.8M, we sell this house and bam.”😂😂 I am 51, not going into another 4000 square foot house again.😂 Ever…
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@Suzierizzo1 My daughter sees a homeless person… makes me hand over whatever I have on me. One time I had no cash, she had a bag of strawberries she was snacking on… she rolled down her window and handed them over. The world will be a better place like kids like this in it.
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This young man was with his friends outside of a gas station when a homeless man came up & asked if he could get help with getting something to eat & the young man said í can buy you a pizza & that’s exactly what he did & he made that man’s night because he was hungry.
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@realpeteyb123 Daughter is 13, good swimmer. We live at the beach. She doesn’t go in unless one of us is watching to this day.
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If the kids are in the pool, I’m watching them, I don’t leave their sight for even a second to tell my wife anything.
Don’t care whose over, don’t care how much people think I’m weird, if they in water, I’m the human hawk.
My kids are the best swimmers you seen for their age, been swimming from 4 years old.
Don’t care, I’m still watching.
Also, you need to teach kids how to save each other if something happens.
I’ve even taught them to save adults if they collapse as well.
Do as I say, X.
I’m dad.
AJAC@AJA_Cortes
Every summer there's tragic stories of children that drown falling into pools Our house has one, first priority when we moved in was building a 6 foot fence around it next was swim lessons. Normally we're "free range parents" but around water you've got to be hawk
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Shame on you, blond curly girl. are there not more important problems in this world you would like to fight for ? how is it so hard to understand that abortion is not a pleasure but a necessity ? why do you feel the NEED to fight in order that WOMEN don’t get to CHOOSE for themselves anymore ? shame shame shame.
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Dave Ramsey says 90% of American millionaires didn't inherit their money, and the "rich parents" excuse is an absolute lie
"That’s the great lie in the culture. It is an absolute lie. The data is in. If you don’t agree with this, you’re just wrong"
"79% inherited zero. Another 5% inherited a small amount, $5,000, $7,000 from grandmother, which mathematically does not make you a millionaire"
"90% of America’s millionaires did not become millionaires because of inherited money. That’s a statistic that screams HOPE at a guy like me starting from nothing"
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This is why working with women is absolutely terrible and no man should be subjected to it. I said what I said.
doomer@uncledoomer
its so funny that men found out that this was what women were doing at their jobs and the men went "im crashing this economy with no survivors"
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@BowTiedYukon Imagine going thru puberty and spending the rest of our days being angry about everything
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I just feel like all this energy these women are wasting could be used so much more productively by doing laundry, cooking dinner w/cookies then washing the dishes & sweeping/mopping the floors
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Meet Alexandria Underwood, who was disappointed that President Trump wasn’t killed and hopes future assassins will be successful. Underwood works at @PartnerwithPPL. No company should be associated with employees promoting violent rhetoric, especially one involved in managing payroll and administrative services for Medicaid programs.
You know what to do!
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0
After learning about shots being fired at the White House, a leftist was angry that the shooter missed Trump and said future shooters should “get it right.”
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@its_The_Dr The trick is to always be working cause they’ll never stop finding something to complain about. I keep my laptop within arms reach at all times and hop on a plane 3 weeks a month.😂
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@OwenGregorian Best job in the world, lucky I always worked from home so never missed a thing. Anybody who believes a cubicle is more empowering than being a SH parent is a brainwashed zombie
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A better question is why you believe being a mother is not a noble, meaningful and satisfying role.
Most mothers and fathers consider having children the best thing they ever did. And once you do, life isn’t all about you.
Except for narcissists.
𝓛𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓮 💗@softpinkgiggles
We need to talk about the grief of losing your entire identity to motherhood while the man you married gets to keep his hobbies, his freedom, and his career completely uninterrupted.
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@discostumc @CryptoMikli He messed up big getting greedy with the Nelk Boys. Him getting arrested at our country club fighting with that blonde years ago was comedy gold. She was banging Shep from southern charm. I now live in CHS and know Shep, he got a good laugh out of it😂
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@MarkKiley74 @CryptoMikli Hahaha he is clearly putting in the work, mostly chaos, but still chaotically entertaining
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@girdley Daughter asked if we could go to Bahamas this summer. Booked for Thanksgiving instead. She’s used to a certain lifestyle and will always be invited on vacation. She already has a condo across the creek waiting for her when she’s ready. Life is hard, why make it harder.
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I am tired of everyone talking about generational wealth like they are doing their children and grandchildren some huge favor.
It is a two-edged sword at best.
The objective is enabling kids to be amazing adults.
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@C_Farthammer Grew up with house over the bridge in Seabrook. Hampton was great till around 2000 then it went to shit. Fights, girls getting raped. Sad…
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Trying to turn Hampton Beach NH into the Niggerville, Massachusetts shithole they came from...
Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow
Who raised these feral humans that don’t know how to act in society?
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@bowtiedmeathead I tell all the kids to help themselves, especially if they are at our beach house. I’m trying to relax, don’t need to be pestered all day when the answer is gonna be “of course” anyways.
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Staying at my parents shore house with the family this weekend
My sister is here with her kids…
My nephew who is 12 yrs old brought his friend down with him
He came down last summer too. Nice kid. They all play on same baseball travel team together
Thought it was odd to see his friend go right into the frig to help himself to a soda and grab something to eat 🤯
Then to top it off…he walks around the house with just his underwear on lol
Kid is way too comfortable. Told him you are welcome to eat and drink anything you want, just ask.
He’s a good kid but seems to lack some basic manners…
Anyone else find this is odd or is it just me?
I told all 3 of my kids if they ever did that when being a guest at someone else’s house (especially non family) I’d kill em!
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@discostumc @CryptoMikli He’s a mess of a human being… total train-wreck.😂 funny as shit but train wreck
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@MarkKiley74 @CryptoMikli Your buddy will need a beer and a hug after this one.
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@Breaking57 Kinda like WE are expected to pay all the bills, pick up every dinner tab and pay for every vacation…
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