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@TheGriftReport @AaronBastani El Nino hasnt started yet

@AaronBastani Its the result on the El Niño Its that simple

“It’s Summer!” No it’s not. Summer starts on June 21. It’s not the Summer by any measure. “It’s concrete, of course it’s hot!” It’s literally Kew Gardens. Let’s just hope rapid climate change means London gets a Roman climate rather than…the Gulf Stream disappearing.

@AvonandsomerRob Terrestrial TV*

Nobody watches mainstream BBC/ITV anymore. Saturday night prime time used to hit 15 million viewers in the UK. Last night Britain's Got Talent scraped a paltry two million. When did you last watch network TV?

@StanCollymore La Spezia got their from Palace

Fun fact. Crystal Palace first shirts were a set given by Aston Villa and were Claret & Blue ( colour scheme until 70's). As were West Hams's As were Trabzonspor's Burnley - A homage to Villa. Scunthorpe -A homage to Villa.

@Wheddsta Martin Kelly

Is Dan Burn the worst player to ever be called up to an England World Cup squad?

@hashjenni Stop shouting in my language, thank you.

WHY THE FUCK SO MANY ENGLISH NATIVE SPEAKERS DON'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "Your" AND "You're", IT'S YOUR LANGUAGE

@MIL0SEVIC Let it go brother, it's the playoffs, it's cruel

Not sure if I'll watch the final tomorrow at Wembley. Millwall had to play that match. We timed the form for the 2nd place race. Not for the playoffs. It will be played by the teams we have left behind. Won both on their home turf. But also lost in our house. Sadness grips me.

@Ossanaquest @WarMonitor3 Senegal 😂

@WarMonitor3 England won't finish in the top three in the forthcoming world cup. Having Harry there makes it even less likely. Not where we have Brazil, France and Senegal.

Thomas Tuchel has left out Harry Maguire, Trent Alexander and Cole palmer out of the England World Cup squad is he mad…

@WarMonitor3 Quite the opposite

@SirJBritain @HKane I don't believe anyone asked you pal

@HKane I think you should have to be ethnically English to play for the England team.

Extremely proud to be going to another World Cup. Never take these moments for granted - it’s what you dream of as a kid. Can’t wait to get out there!! 🦁🦁🦁

Who speaks for Earth if Aliens arrive?

@BillTheKid1603 Excellent handle name

Coworker just told me it will be 90 degrees on Monday, we are British and live in the UK and they told me the temperature in fahrenheit

@crepycidon @RobertGeneric @AvonandsomerRob Woking js excellent, wash your mouth out

@RobertGeneric @AvonandsomerRob Aldershot Woking Portsmouth Eastleigh And recently, Bournemouth (away from Canford Cliffs side) Bognor Newhaven ;) Oh and Runcorn

Name ONE British Town or City you'd advise a friend NOT to relocate to?

@psward1984 @ConnaChahal They cheated and still couldn't

@ConnaChahal Nah, Southampton wouldn’t have needed to cheat to beat Millwall.

So if Millwall has just lost to Boro they’d have played Southampton and they’d be in the final right now

@bitcoinpanda69 Yeah we're all very well versed on all things Orwell and we are incredibly fair from that

To all my British friends Is the UK really the Orwellian shithole it comes across to be on this app Is your day to day experience Orwellian at this point? Is it some 1984 shit? Blink twice for yes

@InsideLucysHead @_DHOTYA

Wonderfully British… In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?" The Englishman lowered his newspaper, looks over his glasses and replied, "How very sporting of your mother!"

@GettingTyres @thewritelegacy @SunPolitics In your dreams

@thewritelegacy @SunPolitics Polite dissent.

"I LOVE OUR COUNTRY...AND ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE IS GOOD MANNERS" Chancellor Rachel Reeves confronts an angry heckler moments ago in a petrol station in Leeds

@Aqua_or_Bob Just one persons opinion

mac and cheese is made best by everyone non-bri'ih, and doesn't start here, the pies and pastries i prefer again non-English made, the roast i really don't relate to the hype but meat and potatoes is nice anywhere. i like eggs beans and toast and fish and chips!

@AvonandsomerRob French

Which nationality has the most annoying tourists?

@nylawho1 Yes, because that's what it means in English

Do British people still say “thick” like as in dumb or

@bortinez_ @JasonReidx Punching down at the proles

@JasonReidx “would’f got away with it”

Banner spotted at the Unite the Kingdom protest today. Beyond words 🤦‍♂️