Flabbergasted Ablabius

@harmonica75050 @DrNeilStone Moron.

@DrNeilStone I'd rather have polio, since 99% of polio cases are mild, like a cold. Show us that fake picture with all the iron lungs machines.

Would you rather have the polio vaccine or polio? Yes it's an IQ test

@colonelhogans The fat cunt should save her farts for when she's in mar a lago.

Gina Reinhardts farts are massively expensive…..

@NathanGree12209 @fictillius Learn English or fuck off (wealthy to hard work) Wtf does that mean?

@fictillius Not me champ but it would appear you have an issue with hard working Aussies who have become wealthy to hard work, risk and sacrifice. I assume you must be on or below the poverty line

People really love their family trusts, hey?

@lisa_liberal With no balls in the bag.

“I’m not old, I’m not an elderly person.” ~~Donald Judas Trump Who literally looks like a wrinkled, old, ballsack.

@MasonSCook No worries, great to educate those brainwashed by the rich.

@MarkP949 That's fine. Noone is trying to do anything unlawful. Thank you for your input, most valuable.

Family trusts are literally sucking the tit of taxpayers dry now their beneficiaries have a big sook like a baby

@ausstoclkchiick But what great changes they made. Eat shit rich arseholes.

I reckon if we called an election right now. Labor would be gone. All credibility is lost. You can’t make a load of promises, break them and then lie about the reasons you broke them and expect people to respect you. #auspol

@ajamesbragg Best thing to happen in Aus for 50 years. Yoohoo, fuck off rich arsehole protector.

Labor’s new housing model: - deliberately suppress supply by 35k - pump prime prices with 5% deposits - reckless migration policies - impose 30% tax on everything else Good luck!

@Quartermain10 Stick to afl you moron.

Career politicians are ruining Australia.

@MasonSCook @TiniCapital @fictillius Well new laws put there for a reason too. So it's illegitimate now.

@TiniCapital @fictillius Well maybe that's what they should aspire to. You're all so incensed by the thought of people using legitimate techniques to reduce tax and provide further for their families. It's not like they made it up, it was put there by the Gov and ATO for this reason.

@nick_lindquist Yes, that's America! Shithole of the world.

Central Park is great, but it takes up a lot of space and isn’t utilized to its full potential. That’s why I worked with McKinsey on a plan to make it a state of the art data center, complemented by rooftop parking and nuclear power. We can still build beautiful things.

@mormorlady While I don't care how much semen Tim swallows, I sure don't want to swallow his!

Tim testing the waters on Liberal Inheritance Tax

@NoelWhittaker Lets fucking hope so. Rich arseholes trying to rip off every day Aussies.

The Budget exempts "Age Pension recipients" from the new CGT rules. But the Budget papers are silent on a glaring question: Does a couple collecting $5 a fortnight in part pension—sitting on $1 million in assets and a $5 million mansion—dodge the entire 30% minimum CGT? If the answer is yes, this isn't tax reform. It's a farce.

@thenightlyau Private school brat who started a business with her trust funds that ripped off hard working Aussie taxpayers?

One of Australia’s most successful entrepreneurs has slammed Labor’s budget and said they would have never started a global empire under the new capital gains tax rules. READ HERE: thenightly.com.au/business/janin…

@Quartermain10 Maybe you're just a dope.

@aaronsmith @RightisRight___ And apparently she's never had an orgasm while anyone else was in the same room!

@RightisRight___ Mostly I support Independents because they’re mostly talented, capable, and the smartest people in the room. The only time Michaelia Cash is the smartest in the room is when she’s there by herself, or with Barnaby.

The Liberal Party can’t even agree with itself. 2 sitting Senators. Opposite positions. Published publicly. Culture war obsession will end this party.

@PeteHegseth losers.

It will be my honor. Historic deployment. Incredible Americans.

@cosmicjester Well fuck them.

The bougie fish and chips shop has some opinions on the budget.

@jared_shult No bra, bold choice!

You sure about that?

@bethanybelton That's USA.

🇺🇸NOT AN OUNCE OF HONOUR🇺🇸

@skyeliner What a great place to take a piss late at night.

I hope they have it sealed in a vault, or it’s not going to last long. 🤣😂