Mark Palmer

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Mark Palmer

Mark Palmer

@MarkPalmerHaHa

Stand-Up Comedian. Award Winning Screenwriter. Actor. Belly-laugh terrific!” - https://t.co/52JswUmueN - Dog Dad

United Kingdom & The World Katılım Aralık 2016
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Mark Palmer
Mark Palmer@MarkPalmerHaHa·
This happened-an email from @Stage32Scripts with: “Congratulations! Your script received a coveted "Double Recommend" through Stage 32! This is a great accomplishment because only the top 1% of scripts receive "Double Recommend"!” #screenwriting @stage32 @RBwalksintoabar
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Mark Palmer
Mark Palmer@MarkPalmerHaHa·
My favorite part about marriage is when my wife asks a question from the other side of the house and I say "What?" and she doesn't hear what I said so she says "What?" and then I yell "What??" again and then she yells "what?" and it's so awesome! #marriage #marriedlife
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Mark Palmer@MarkPalmerHaHa·
@DCBMEP Last rites for his political career!
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Marcus J Ball (Private Prosecutor and Producer)
I knew that our new documentary film about lying in politics was going to get global coverage when it came out....but not front page coverage before it was even finished. Powerful people are already scared of this film. Why? It's because we know something that could destroy them. Join the crowdfund page to help me finish this film: crowdfunder.co.uk/p/thepowerofli…
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Mark Palmer@MarkPalmerHaHa·
@DCBMEP You still have MEP in your name you ignorant Twat! Is this really Brexit?
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Mark Palmer@MarkPalmerHaHa·
@reformparty_uk You twats couldn’t even get you deposit back from the Uxbridge election…how useless are you really?
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Reform UK
Reform UK@reformparty_uk·
13 years of the Tories has left Britain broken. Only Reform UK will Make Britain Great 👉 reformparty.uk
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dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠@dave43law·
@johnredwood Man speaking for his fossil fuel masters gets up before 6am to quote figures that show solar is not working...... Given the inflationary prices that we have seen throughout the world how would you expect them to come in on contract price looking at raw material cost
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John Redwood
John Redwood@johnredwood·
On a morning when gas is generating four times as much electricity as wind and solar comes news of three big wind farm projects unable to proceed at contract price levels. We need more reliable and affordable power.
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Laurence Fox
Laurence Fox@LozzaFox·
In a continuation of ⁦@thereclaimparty⁩ social media teams unrelenting piss taking and trolling of the dear leader today, they told the restaurant it was also my birthday and I had to sit though an entire rendition of happy birthday. The whole bastard lot are fired.
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Edwin Hayward
Edwin Hayward@edwinhayward·
Another Express poll needs correcting. The link below takes you straight to the poll, avoiding all the horrid ads on their website. (Ignore the request for an email address. It works without.) Please spread the word so that this can look healthier soon! xd.wayin.com/display/contai…
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Sophie Corcoran
Sophie Corcoran@sophielouisecc·
It is not the job of the state to feed your kids It is not the job of the state to raise your kids It is not the job of the state to pay for your kids That’s your job dad worked nights, weekends, mum has cancer and still working. why should they pay for your kids?
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Our Rach
Our Rach@our_rach·
I reckon Dan Wootton is having an absolute bastard of a day. Lovely stuff.
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Mark Palmer
Mark Palmer@MarkPalmerHaHa·
@Bren4Bassetlaw How’s your “fundraiser” going? You’ll soon need to be working 7 days a week! Twat!
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Brendan Clarke-Smith
Brendan Clarke-Smith@Bren4Bassetlaw·
Getting full pay for only working four days a week? And they think that will mean doing more work? Seriously? 🤷🏻‍♂️ It’s an insult to those working in the private sector and elsewhere in the public sector. #bassetlaw 🥀
Harry Horton@harry_horton

Bassetlaw Council is considering trialling a four day working week - retaining five day pay - hoping to boost recruitment and productivity. The government says it's a waste of taxpayer money. Here's what @FabianLeedsNE and @_RobbieMoore made of it: @ITVLastOrders | 10.45 ITV1

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Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT)
Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT)@GBNews23653867·
Our presenter Dan Wootton will be taking time off from the channel, it is unknown how long Dan will be away. We would like our fantastic viewers to respect Dan's privacy at this time. Get well soon Dan ❤️ 📺Sky 512 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345
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