Krista Jordan 😃😜😊💞

@MarkSJordan 😂

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@JakeBleu @MarkSJordan 😅 thank you 😊🐝

@MarkSJordan @MrsBDent I waited an extra day just so I could use this🐝 Hope you had a great day

A huge happy birthday to my 5 Star rated wife, @MrsBDent

@MarkSJordan @thebiggis Lol

@thebiggis Obviously

Is it an in-joke on Four In a Bed that you have to mention the colour of egg yolks at breakfast and say 'you can tell that's a local egg' or is it a British obsession? #FourInABed

@bobcurrie59 Lucky I think 🙂

@MrsBDent Another good one!

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@ELazybone @moonplatoon69 @MarkSJordan He would lol

Watching Krista dancing round the kitchen or making up songs about him; realising this is his life now.. 🤣

@moonplatoon69 @MarkSJordan Rude!

@MarkSJordan Do they do ear plugs for dogs 😂😂😂😂

@MarkSJordan He loves my impromptu musical theatre performances 🤣

@Michaelrt86 So sorry Michael. Sending love to you and your family ❤️

So Dad's cancer is end of life care. 💔

@monotonous65 @MarkSJordan I must review my subscription charges

@MrsBDent @MarkSJordan Then why does a £0.37 payment to kristashairygut.edu appear on my credit card statement every month? 🤔🤫

I don't think he could love tummy rubs more than he does. I swear he's smiling 😊

@monotonous65 @MarkSJordan My hairy stomach is not for the public domain 😏

@MarkSJordan Try that on @MrsBDent. True, her tummy is furrier, but I bet you get the same smile. 😬

@MarkSJordan 🥳

Fucking Scoobert!!!!! 😂

@Pebble2012 Happy birthday 🥳

It's that day again 😬 never know how to feel but hoping there will be cake to make it all better xx

@MarkSJordan 👀

'he won't be allowed on the bed' 2 weeks later..

@monotonous65 @MarkSJordan Exactly 🙄

@MarkSJordan He’s also wondering why Krista is bringing the bin in instead of you 😑

Stand down... It's only Krista bringing the bin in. Our Head of Surveillance says it's a false alarm

@portisheadblues Lovely

Wonderful.

@Bluelightether @MarkSJordan Exactly 😂

@MarkSJordan You’re missing a Time Machine if you’re expecting that 🤣

She never really has stepped up to the plate with these, but I still love her

@lesleylyness Good news Lesley ❤️

Steve’s Birthday tomorrow when I think what it was like six weeks ago I could cry 😢 he’s still got a wee way to go but he’s a fighter and an absolute hero and the sarcastic comments are back I’m so immensely proud of my Brave wonderful husband 💜

@monotonous65 @MarkSJordan Very good

@MrsBDent @MarkSJordan I worked out 5 fortnights in the past 7 days

The blonde has gone to the gym. Max cried and looked out of windows to see if he could see her. She has the same effect on me to be honest ..

@monotonous65 @MarkSJordan In your world 😜

@MrsBDent @MarkSJordan And ‘day’ means fortnight? 😬