Mark Wakeman

@MarkWheeller @tottondrama @HangerFarmArts I hope you enjoy it!

@tottondrama @HangerFarmArts Already have our tickets. See you on Tuesday for @MarkWakeman (& other) play & also for Saturday!

Don't miss the 45th Totton Festival of Drama celebrating the best of #community theatre from across the #south happening at @HangerFarmArts in West #Totton 19-23 March. A round 1 of the #AETF national competition. For tickets/info visit tottondrama.co.uk/2024 #livetheatre #tdf24

'Love Bites' will be performed at The Spring Arts and Heritage centre in November and tickets are available here thespring.co.uk/series/love-bi…

The titles are!!!! 'Tom and Richard', 'Ghost Hunters!', 'Surprise', 'Love through the Ages', 'The Proposal', 'Stolen', 'Last Words' and 'Goodbye', all brand new and filled with jokes and surprises!!! Come and see!!!!

'Love Bites' is a new collection of plays written by me being performed by Bench Theatre in November, but I can now reveal the actual play titles!

Today is the first meeting for interested parties in the festival of my plays being performed in November. If you want to take part come along to The Spring today at 2.30. If you can't make it, you can still register your interest by messaging me!

If anyone would like more information about the shows in November, or would like to discuss what is involved, please let me know and I'll do my best to answer all questions!!!!

After a long time away, I'm getting back into the theatre. Well, my writing is. Bench Theatre are going to perform 8 of my new plays for their November slot and the first meeting, audition, muck around is going to be 6th August at 2.30pm at The Spring Arts and Heritage Centre.

@authorjla @orbitbooks @Waterstones_Edi I've just finished reading this and thought it was a wonderful book. I can't wait to read the next one!

@Wrenfoe Old Spice?????

@TasminRhianne93 And the difference is... ????

Bottomless brunch is a weird one I’ve come home at 5pm and eaten three packets of crisps and had a nap

@IKINTST Have you seen Disney+ have got the restored version with Belle's song back in the film in the extras section??? That's the one I watched the other night!!!

And now it's Christmas 😊🎄

@GailSimone The Wolfman (1941), American Werewolf in London and Dog Soldiers!

What are the three best movies featuring a werewolf? (I love werewolves). #3BestWerewolfFilms

@flowerbob Only half???? I must have been having a bad day!!!!

@MarkWakeman It was! As I remember you had half the people in the pub listening in 😂

@MarkWakeman Remember reading aloud to us all one evening about the 'Prime Function' of a woman's body from that ancient medical textbook? Hilarious and terrifying in equal measure.

@TasminRhianne93 Stay away from the fake tan! Gothic Luminous is always the best!!!!!

Is pale and interesting still a thing? Because wearing shorts in this weather, the fake tan is calling me 😂

@TasminRhianne93 I concur!!!!

Not gonna lie, this sounds awful.

@MikeHicWriter Take photos of everything, this looks like a possible template for a certain family we've recently been discussing.....

@MikeHicWriter I would be more interested in tracking down Mrs Peel....

@TasminRhianne93 You should get your own cooking show. Have you considered going on Masterchef? I bet your fromage avec frites would go down a storm!

I saw a post about someone having gravy in a pot noodle and I couldn’t tell if it was taking the piss or not. Well this evening I popped an oxo cube in with my chicken and mushroom pot noodle to make it gravy-ish and I have to say...Bladdy game changer.

@TasminRhianne93 Those are the best hangovers! I hope you had a wonderful weekend!!!

Hungover tired life crisis impending 🥴