Mark Pain

@blumenfeld Who knows, maybe for Fallon?

Would have loved to make the cut.

Ok this is insane

Collins said "No hablo inglés."

Read this horrifying testimony from Israel's massacre of people just trying to get food:

Every Elon stan account insisting each anti-free-speech, knee-jerk change to this website is very good actually:

@fart gobless

rip Kirklebane keep rockn in heavin

@SeaOfThieves So who do I send my consultancy fee too? twitter.com/Mark_Pain/stat…

Get your plate ready, as this fresh slice of Sea of Thieves News is made from sought-after ingredients such as anti-cheat's arrival, anniversary antics, new Outpost stock and more – delicious! Go on, treat yourself:

Lil' interview with a bunch of comics to re-read for old time's sake boredpanda.com/humorous-bizar…

and in the darkness bind them

@blumenfeld You made me so angry with this tweet just now that I flipped the table and ruined Christmas

It’s New Year’s Eve in Australia.

@awhalefact If you gave a whale 44 billion dollars, and it just left half of it there in the water to rot away, it wouldn't be a *worse* use of money than what elon did with the same amount. So a whale would probably make smarter financial decisions, too.

who would win between elon musk and a whale in unarmed combat? retweet for whale, like for whale, ignore for whale, interact for whale, say “elon musk” for whale

@zuza_real It's always made me think of a biohazard teams of people in hazmat suits are desperately trying to contain

@hasanthehun Is it time to invade Iraq again already??

we are so back to post 911 it’s awesome

@dril Don't worry about it big guy, we'll see who's laughing once your "business" has turned their precious courtyard into a health hazard

my toilet has been humiliating me daily by blasting all my poop out of a tube in the court yard for all my neighbors to point and laugh at

@nedroid I heard Wiggler was seen meeting with Wario on Yoshi's Island

@blumenfeld @GeoffBoyardee @MorongoCasino Just because he made your oats quake, doesn't mean you can call him that - it's HIS word to use

@GeoffBoyardee @MorongoCasino Down 35 Big Blinds after my AsJs doesn't hold up on an AJ4 board. Dude hit runner runner 2's to make quads on the river, and I'm "not funny" because I called him a Quaker?

@hasanthehun Screaming about 'current day' in the game as if all media hasn't always explored current social trends and issues through the hypothetical and fantastic. The man wants to regress to being a toddler so his media can only contain a single layer at all times.

bro should be mad that the menu/maps/ui is confusing, the game is not optimized well for pcs or that the main quest is kind of dull in comparison to the side adventures- but he’s mad about pronouns he had to choose like in every single game where there’s a character creator.

this weird british guy losing his mind over selecting pronouns in starfield is the perfect demonstration for why we must bring back lobotomies

@Zozo_Robo @Namatnieks I was also going to suggest 40k, and if you like shooters, you might enjoy Darktide which leaned into the gritty grimdark aesthetic

@Namatnieks This is specific, but Warhammer 40k, specifically the HORROR books. It's kind of its own branch, and a different vibe from the rest of the universe. Another different scifi is the trilogy of books that starts with We Are Legion, We are Bob. By Dennis E Taylor.

I don't like scifi. What would you recommend me to change my mind - books, movies, games, tv series, anything else? (seen star wars, some expanse, aliens, some battlestar, fringe) I prob wont like typical adventure stuff, so something gritty, mysterious maybe?

@blumenfeld Just show them this tweet, I think

For me, the hardest part about meeting a celebrity is how to tell them, I’m also kind of one, and not a full-blown Normie.