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@Adrock6000 @lDidNotKnowThat @ZONEPHYSlCS That's what she said .

@wnyakera Bois unathani hii ni kemsa ndio upatiwe zako za macho ?

I have been keenly following the issue of Starlink’s predatory entry into the Kenyan market and I opine that CAK needs to reconsider its decision to remain quiet. Let’s use Safaricom as an example. In the last financial year, Safaricom contributed KES 983 billion to the Kenyan economy and sustained 1,283,329 jobs. Starlink’s jobs are all in the USA! Further, Safaricom reported that over 8 million Kenyans have been impacted by community projects done by the Safaricom and M-PESA Foundations. Finally, Safaricom currently accounts for almost 40% of the Market Capitalization of Nairobi Securities Exchange, making it the most important company in Kenya. For these and many more reasons, including Safaricom’s recent entry to Ethiopia and the role it plays in marketing brand Kenya, CAK should find ways to protect the telecom space from predators like Starlink. Every country has a right to protect its companies!

Flirted with two guys separately and then found out they are best friends and they sent me a selfie of them together with no caption so I just sent back a voice note of me making train noises. Ball up top.

@NelsonHavi Including you since you were part of kasongo brigade running for westlands mp ghs IA

We are sending your entire KANU orphans club home. It will be a new beginning for Kenya.

@morarakebaso Bois unaudhi ..your greed is proportional to kasngo we na yeye ni siblings

THE TYRANTS RULE BOOK Page 15 “The best way to kill a movement is to make the movement kill itself. Reduce and vilify the main characters. Make the public to doubt them so that there is no leadership or structure. That way you will only have noise but it will not be actionable noise.” Listen Kenyans, you might be helping Ruto to stay in power by attacking each other on social media. You are self-destructing. Stop this cancel culture. Allow young leaders to emerge and learn from their mistakes.

@McKennaMK Omnga na injinia sssdi

The next person at the house over at the hill should just hang kasoongooo and crew for the pilfwrage they are doing rn ...hiyo tu

@davis_chirchir @SakajaJohnson @KeNHAKenya @KURAroads You are one of the corrupt mf to the core . One day we will put you to the stake .

Together with the Nairobi Governor @SakajaJohnson, PS Roads, @KeNHAKenya, & @KURAroads DGs conducted an inspection tour of the major road infrastructure across the city, showcasing our determined approach to ensuring that critical developments are addressed promptly & effectively

@EACCKenya 🤡 we have complained yet no action has been taken a nakuru lanet mca is land grabbing and using his influence to coerce the lands officials

Good morning, Today, Kenya joins other countries in commemorating this year’s International Anti-Corruption Day. This day is annually marked to take stock of the progress made in the fight against corruption, challenges encountered, lessons learnt and opportunities for reform. This year’s theme, “Uniting with Youth Against Corruption: Shaping Tomorrow’s Integrity,” underscores the vital role of young people in promoting integrity and combating corruption. The event, to be held at Strathmore University, brings together representatives of key stakeholders from the public, private, civil society and faith sectors to a platform for national reflection on Kenya’s anti-corruption journey under the commemoration theme. #YouthAgainstCorruptionKE #UnitedAgainstCorruption #IACD2024

@MrBeast After rugging people on Solana...you grifter

We spent $14,000,000 building a city in a field for the contestants in Beast Games to live and compete in.. December 19th is almost here 🥰

@cllrjunior God was rationing IQ when he made you.

@AnyunguWanyungu @FPSAutoNrb I once asked them price for buffing nikalengwa anyway ..seems like it was a blessing in disguise. Gari ingeparara proper huko

One of my most horrific experience at a garage in Nairobi was @FPSAutoNrb First, they stole my Castro Oil. They applied cheap paint on the bottom strip of the car. It peeled off immediately after a car wash. They couldn’t get the number plate holders on time, they never really refunded the money I paid for this. They couldn’t outsource the hydraulic bonnet holder. They stayed an extra 3 days with the car despite not fixing 75% of the problems. Cheap ended up being truly expensive for me.

Now we wait . Prolly won't work lol

@ramonos Drop the top $12k or it's an edit : H2rqYbrNUso8YhCB9MWMa2SHpNyggEuwqUVLj5Pf4Zwm

welp november was good.. i guess :)

Archdiocese of Nairobi declines political donations and funds already received shall be refunded to the respective donors.

Statement on Adherence to @KenyaKccb Directives on Political Donations to the Church. @MagazineSeed @MkatolikiDaima @CatholicMediaN1

@HonOscarSudi You dumb f .

It is dumbfounding to see Archbishop Anthony Muheria preaching the gospel on one hand and fanning tribalism on the other hand. Muheria lacks moral authority to criticise the current regime because he is akin to doublespeak. The cleric is on record for backing the past regime even when it was clear it had failed Kenyans and must be bold enough to steer away from tribal politics.

214 to 247 ...the Donald guy has it

Looking for a lawyer in Nakuru town who can handle a court case of an MCA trying to grab land , the land was bought at auction from a local bank in 2002 #IkoKazi #ikokazike

Nyumba ikifika hapa,mtu udhani amemaliza but actually ndo anaanza

@adinross 0x050E56D558D9d5206793A5b3561C1b0f255b335C

Trump 2024. I put a million on the boss. I know he’s gonna secure it for America. The only presidential candidate that’s fit right for this country. 🇺🇸 I’ll be giving away $10,000 to 10 people who like this tweet and reply with a form of payment. ❤️