Marla Beard

No. They're not bongs. #homeoffice #PandemicStyle

The rate of newborn deaths is surging as American babies bleed to death from vitamin K deficiency, which is preventable with a single shot at birth. Widespread medical disinformation has caused more parents to refuse vitamin K shots for their children.

@libbyemmons Then don't buy it. 🤷‍♀️

What in the Laura Ashley fresh hell are these dresses being peddled to grown women?

Went to the male gynaecologist & when he was looking over my history he said "Endometriosis?" and I said yes. And he said "Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?" and I was like "I have been cut open three times for it so I hope it isn't just speculation." and he just looked at me and said "Females tend to diagnose themselves falsely because they are dramatic"

@EAndersonOhio @lippyent solid choice

@lippyent Or cinder blocks.

What cheap furnishings did you have in your first place? Hmm 🤔?¿

me after a minor inconvenience

Rest in peace, Ted Turner. In his memory, let us all watch his apocalypse video meant to be played on CNN at the end of the world.

Americans who live next to new AI data centers are seeing their power bills skyrocket by as much as 267% per month. AI data centers are also paying MUCH less for electricity than many everyday people. This video follows a Georgia woman who's now having to wear a ski suit to bed every night to keep from freezing. She's only living in parts of her home to combat high utility bills.

The older woman looks one sentence away from yelling, “WHY DOES THE COMPUTER NEED A RIVER?”

Interesting!

This is freaking hilarious and Steel Magnolias was one of the best movies ever made! 😂😂😂

This is probably both the saddest AND the scariest post you will see today.

@SarahLarchmont Regardless of how I feel about her, all I can do is say "Good for her" because if she didn't want this, she would have changed it. 🤷‍♀️

This woman really has one of the worse facelifts I’ve ever seen in my life.

Mark Zuckerberg built a MASSIVE data center in Georgia Just hundreds of yards from people’s homes. Water pressure collapsed. Sinks don’t run. Toilets won’t refill. Homes shake nonstop. Power outages are common A billionaire gets his servers — working families get steamrolled.

Professional complainers making me tap the sign again

I’m shocked she’s shocked!

@FarmGirlCarrie This

STYLIST: Any ideas for The Met Gala? BAD BUNNY: Goth Colonel Sanders. STYLIST: Alr- wait, what? BAD BUNNY: Colonel Sanders, but a goth. STYLIST: I don- BAD BUNNY: KFC founder and fried chicken impresario Colonel Harland Sanders if he were goth.

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