Michael B. Jortin

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Michael B. Jortin

Michael B. Jortin

@MarloMentality

If you can get beaten over your 1st amendment right, and murdered over your 2nd amendment right, you have no rights.

Tampa, FL Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Michael B. Jortin
Michael B. Jortin@MarloMentality·
@billygil That story about John Harbaugh at the gym was hilarious! Gym? No John. That’s what I said. No, you said Jim. You said gym. No I said John. Exactly.
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Roger McAfee
Roger McAfee@rmcafee8·
Florida State has won 24 straight games Look inside the streak… Batting Avg: .396 Scoring: 9.48 P/G ERA: 2.60 Scored First: 19 gms Trailed: 8 gms Run-Rule: 10 gms Hit HR: 16 gms Threw Shutout: 5 gms Errorless: 18 gms
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Greg Auman
Greg Auman@gregauman·
@JasonKelce @McClain_on_NFL He only wants the interaction to gain financially. He’s misleading on purpose. It’s good you want to correct him, but it only makes the account want to be actively wrong more often.
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Jason Kelce
Jason Kelce@JasonKelce·
The guy squirting water into Zach Ertz’s mouth is Joe O’Pella. He’s an athletic trainer that’s been with the team for over 15 years at this point. NFL teams don’t really have water boys, athletic trainers are usually the ones responsible for having water on the practice field and during games, but this post is absolutely hilarious. A guy who rehabbed my ACL tear in my second year, has a masters degree from Pitt, and has years of experience keeping Eagles players healthy and on the field being called a “Waterboy” is crazy, and I’m already giving him shit for it, but good lord this post is so wildly misleading. Either way, thought I’d clear the air, that the people with Water Bottles during games actually serve much bigger roles on NFL Teams.
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman

Wow: NFL waterboys earn over 3 THOUSAND dollars per game, which averages out to more than $50K per season, not including tips. Waterboys also attend practices, handle locker room prep, and travel with the team. What a fantastic job to have 💸📈

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Michael B. Jortin
Michael B. Jortin@MarloMentality·
@bomani_jones Microfracture surgery makes me think of Penny Hardaway. Feel like if Amar’e is in, Penny should be too. Am I wrong?
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bomani
bomani@bomani_jones·
basketball hall doesn’t harshly penalize guys for injury (remember with derrick rose). but guys, amar’e was a BEAST. had a GREAT season before and after microfracture. 72.9 from basketball-reference’s hof probability metric. i get disagreeing, but this isn’t egregious.
WAD 🍷@LouStandUP1

Can someone explain to me, like I’m a small child, why Amar’e Stoudemire is getting into the Basketball Hall of Fame? Keep your emotions out of it, I need facts.

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Trevor Noah
Trevor Noah@Trevornoah·
So apparently… you don’t see the world with your eyes. Your brain just… vibes with the data. Now “waking up on the wrong side of the bed” makes sense. 😅
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Michael B. Jortin
Michael B. Jortin@MarloMentality·
@WUTangKids Dude keeps moving the goal posts on how despicable a person a oeraon can be, and these “Christians” just move right along with him.
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Wu Tang is for the Children
Happy Easter from our mentally unstable president….he’s legitimately insane
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Michael B. Jortin
Michael B. Jortin@MarloMentality·
@NFL_DovKleiman Is this AI? Why would he swing the bat lefty when he throws, writes, and golfs right handed 🤔
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Dov Kleiman
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman·
Insane: The Legendary Tom Brady posted a video of himself CRUSHING baseballs with EASE after not swinging a bat for many years. Tom was drafted by the Expos in the 1995 MLB June Amateur Draft. Brady could have easily been the greatest baseball player of all time. 🤯🤯🤯
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Elle Duncan
Elle Duncan@elleduncantv·
WHAT DID GENO SAY??
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Adam Schefter
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter·
President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday designed to limit how long athletes can play college sports and how often they can transfer between schools. More via ESPN’s Dan Murphy: espn.com/college-sports…
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Molly Morrison
Molly Morrison@mollyhannahm·
well this is extremely disappointing to see….. LEAVE US ALONE!!!!!!! memphis has plenty to do and most importantly, a devoted fanbase that loves their team. so tired of this narrative
Legion Hoops@LegionHoops

LeBron James on playing the Grizzlies: “I’m f***ing 41 years of age. You think I want to do sh** in Memphis on a random Thursday? I’m not the first guy in the NBA to talk about this. You guys got to move the team… go over to Nashville already.” (via @leaguealerts)

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BFaith@BFaithAnalytics·
@FieldYates @grok who is number one in most money made by an NFL player?
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Adam Schefter
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter·
Projected No. 1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza is scheduled to visit Tuesday in Las Vegas with the Raiders, who hold the No. 1 overall pick.
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Adam Schefter
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter·
From Atlanta to Las Vegas:
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