Marty Anderson

Someone name a better driver. I’ll wait #fuckmeraw

@CallahanGr35457 Yeah I was watching gay porn so it made me go a little longer than usual

@MartTheShart 2 mins? Must be taking your time today Marty.

Just wanted everyone to know I will be away from the account for a few minutes, I need to go crank some hog quick! Be back in about 2 minutes

@NUCLRGOLF My driver

🚨⛳️🏌️ #DISCUSSION — What club in your bag goes 140 yards? 🤔

@Lina11229x Please ruin my life

@MartTheShart You look good

Nothin better than this! Great day to have a day! What’s the course record and where’s the first tee am I right

@edward1mcdonald Not only that a little finger in the bumhole feels good every once in awhile

@MartTheShart Gotta stay fresh Marty

If you don’t finger your butthole a little bit when your wiping your ass is dirty.

@snakeollbroker @GrillinDenny Ask @GrillinDenny

@MartTheShart @GrillinDenny Nobody asking about the eagle on 9… what’s the story there?

Played 9 with my buddy @GrillinDenny and let me say we had some pretty good scores

@Monkeylips999 @GrillinDenny The hell are you talking about? That was my best round of the year so far!

@MartTheShart @GrillinDenny Holy fuck shart! Gotta hit the range and get right.

@edward1mcdonald I stopped reading after drunk! Couldn’t agree more

I’m convinced peak happiness is being drunk, taking a piss in someone else’s bathroom, and smiling like you’ve got life completely figured out.

@pewtergriffin69 Big money moves Francis over there🫡

Hello, Francis here.

@unboxedking @GrillinDenny 🫡

@MartTheShart @GrillinDenny Good golf

Let me tell ya there is nothing better than pooping on company time! #shart #ijustshitmyself

@JimHookingSlice Yessir Jim i had a crazy chip and Denny drove the green and sunk a put!

You both holed out for eagle?😭

@CockyLon Might be making a stop with some buddies @GrillinDenny @wessonthehammer

Any burner fellas hitting Omaha this weekend?

@ahhhokthen Hell yeah fillup. I woke up this morning so I had to celebrate with 5 beers before heading to work

@bryanbrian46 Save some room and take the condom out! Who cares if you get AIDS! #fuckmeraw

All packed for Cancun

@Drawplay55 John John John

@diamondmzster Corbin wtf was going through your thick monkey skull when you posted this