Martin-innit

Cucumber water ready? 🥒 Our little TV show Sandylands starts TONIGHT 10pm - on Gold ! 🏖🏝😎 We had an absolute blast filming this series. Alex and I are so proud of it and can’t wait for you all to see what we have written.

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@StretfordPaddck Far superior to that other noisy channel.

😁🎉 We tonight reached an incredible 8️⃣0️⃣0️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ subscribers on YouTube! Thank you to EVERYONE who has supported the channel over the years. Here's to the next milestone... ❤️ #MUFC

@gunsnrosesgirl3 And budget

Christopher Nolan's decision to use a real Boeing 747 for a scene in "Tenet" was driven by a preference for practical effects over CGI,

Crying my eyes out over these. #familyfortune #familyfortunebadanswers.

Selling two tickets to DAVID GRAY this Friday. London Palladium ticketswap.com/listing/david-…

@UnitedStandMUFC That’s the same as Ricky saying this every week, again and again and again. Eventually Bruno will have a bad game.

Ricky's brought the magic tricks 💀 #mufc

@bethTmufc Sub the ref for Yoro!

This ref will be looking to send Martinez off now, would you sub him for Yoro?

@hosang Hmm. I think what you don’t grasp is communication. Who people want to be an audience to. Art and connection is more powerful than you think. Something bell d the flat possible predictions of a mathematician.

@Martcollins @Sonic_Screwup But it only streamed the content a single time.

@hosang @Sonic_Screwup What are you on about. ITV still have ownership of what goes on their screen.

@Sonic_Screwup This tweet is the definition of bringing piss to a shit fight… The ITV are doing it to try and build a defence mechanism to other AI companies doing it anyway…

@fuzzynick @BBCiPlayer @bbccomedy Sadly not. Though we are currently writing some new projects!

@fuzzynick @BBCiPlayer @bbccomedy 🤘🏻 thanks Nick!

@austintvwatcher Thanks so much! Doubtful if series three but my writing partner and I are in development with some new beauts. ✌🏻

@Martcollins Sandylands is one of my favourite comedy programs I would love to see a third series.

⛱️🏝️SERIES 2 SANDYLANDS ON BBC IPLAYER. ☀️🌊 Please give it a watch, series 2 is my fave! Very chuffed the BBC have gone all in on our seaside nonsense. 🤩🤩🤩 #sandylands #bbc #iplayer

We all had such a blast making this. Plus, Sophie Thompson is in and she’s always amazing. It’s all on the @BBCiPlayer

@DieHardUtdFans Lols.

Looks like Malacia will be finally back

10 years since we shot “Coming out Clown” This Glorious Monster. (Full version on link) youtu.be/nvMY2AfYPf0?si…

@Muppetiers Eric Hen Tag

Guess we know the answer to the “what were they cooking?” question.

@dog_gem @mr_david_wright @LNER Trott on Adrian. The whole thing was a shambles. People were on trains told to get off with new info coming in late in the day. All trains should have been clearly cancelled. Even still. They should be polite. And so should u duck.

@mr_david_wright @LNER It’s the correct response Stop whinging. Advice was not to travel. You ignored it and are now moaning because you have to stand. Next time listen or shut up and be quiet

@LNER Are trains now going north from Kings Cross? I’ve got on a west coast because you told me not to travel on LNER today. Fuming doesn’t cover it. I’m stood on a train on the first part of a journey going to take 4.5 hours - When I could’ve got my booked train.

@LNER @mr_david_wright Disgusting response

@mr_david_wright Hello David we have advised people not to travel due to services being extremely busy and subject to short notice changes. You have not listened to this advice and traveled.