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We have a buy me a coffee fund to help us through the heatwave if you can spare a fiver this would be welcomed it would be a iced coffee ko-fi.com/masatojones #supportsmallbusiness #heatwave

@StansaidAirport That’s mean. Maybe move the pedestrian crossing then back to the road.

Airport Joke: What do you get when you cross a runway with a luggage trolley? Hit by an Boeing 787 then dragged along the tarmac for 500 metres judging by what I've just seen happen to that old lady.

@StansaidAirport Didn’t know Trumpy Wumpy had flown into stansaid lately

Ha! So funny how Starbuck’s staff sometimes make mistakes on your name.

@StansaidAirport Brilliant. Have you also made sure to break the air conditioning and ensure the parking meters and wardens are ready to deal with any cheapskates trying to drop off and not pay

@dog_gem Yep. We’re ready for the kids holidays. Boarding for Santa’s Grotto Lapland flights as we speak.

Sorry I haven’t tweeted for 8 weeks. I made the mistake of asking my girlfriend how she was feeling.

@JulesAllenxx Oh no. It gets so much use it gave up Glad mummy got you another one Hope your staying cool this weather

Pals!! My garden bed split this morning, I was scared!! Mummy bought me a new one #frank

@Tim47222 @archer_rs He might struggle with the last train He doesn’t like where it goes.

@archer_rs On this occasion if Mr £5 Million is coming back from a personal visit to the potential in laws then he has every right to stay stum, I'm sure he'll take the sticky tube from St Pancras to Liverpool St, and then a train to Clacton, to hold a surgery! 🤣🤣🤣

Nigel Farage is currently on Eurostar train ES9143 from Brussels to London. He's in the 'Business Premier' section with his girlfriend and a couple of heavies. He's refusing to talk with people or answer any questions.

#MISSING | Can you help us find Honor, 17, from Hammersmith? Last seen in the area on Lysia Street on Friday, 22 May. She also has links to Leytonstone, Wandsworth and Stockwell. If you have any info please call police on 101 quoting CAD 4472/24MAY26

@HumbugAndToby @rph_woody Another very good point. Good boy Humbug.

@dog_gem @rph_woody I'm very trustworthy... When I know where breakfast is! 😋

We stayed out overnight and waited at the gate this morning to be brought inside during what's going to be a scorcher of a day! 🥵 Obviously we waited one-by-one and made her walk 3 times to collect us! 🤭

❄️⦵ Transport for London services with air conditioning, as of May 2026: 🟢 District line 🟡 Circle line 🩷 Hammersmith & City line 💗 Metropolitan line 🟪 Elizabeth line 🧡 London Overground 🚈 Newest Trams in Croydon 🚌 Certain routes with newest Electric Buses

@JonAttenborough Noted and will try and find it when I’m next up

@dog_gem Absolutely!

I was today years old when I found out that macaroni pies are just a Scottish thing! The rest of the world are missing out big time! 🥧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@HumbugAndToby @rph_woody That’s fair enough Don’t want your antics to poison you Humbug Didn’t know you could be trusted to walk in by yourself

@rph_woody Me and Toby usually walk in while she leads Taz, but half of our field has been sprayed and she didn't want us getting onto the wrong half and eating the sprayed weeds!

@chriscollins462 @BellisPierre @Se_Railway The networkers would look a little bit silly on HS1 and would delay Eurostar.

@BellisPierre @Se_Railway SE only have 29 Javelins, so not every service can run with 12 coaches.

.@Se_Railway Why only six carriages on the High Speed trains out to Margate? Standing room only after 2 stops and most were left behind. You manage to warn on the app for busy coastal trains and 'take water' but can't foresee extra carriages for outbound Bank Holiday mornings!!!

@rph_woody Well done to them both Well done also Isabella for taking care of frilly and reducing the number of classes done etc Excellent caring rider

Frilly got another frilly. ❤️ They were on early before it got too hot. She didn’t overwork her in the warm up & only did one class. She had a good wash down with lavender wash afterwards. Happy girls. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@HumbugAndToby @tommy_pegasus Fair and momma g didn’t fancy the aggro of ignoring you and letting Toby come in first.

@dog_gem @tommy_pegasus But I was first in the queue!

@MittensOff Whereas they’re really a bunch of flag shagging morons

Apparently it's all about love and community?

@lizmcshane @DanLThorpe @Se_Railway I suppose you expect train companies to have more carriages than they need and have them sitting around for most of the year doing nothing I pity the rail staff today with drunk morons returning home later.

@DanLThorpe @Se_Railway Similar last May BH weekend when it was boiling hot….

Only @Se_Railway could get everyone in the bank holiday spirit by putting on 6 coaches to the coast…

@TheMarkBStewart @DanLThorpe @Se_Railway @GWRHelp Better than cancelling it completely.

@DanLThorpe @Se_Railway @GWRHelp say “hold my beer” by putting on a 5 carriage train instead of a 9 carriage train from Paddington to Bristol on the Friday before a bank holiday weekend. This is unique customer service.

@DanLThorpe @Se_Railway This is what happens when everybody decides to travel at the same time There’s more than one train What do you expect them to do. Magic extra carriages out of nowhere. They’d be whinging too if they did and they were networkers etc without air con Deal with it

@Se_Railway It’s shocking. People haven’t been able to get on to the booked service including disabled children.

@CLondoner92 Yes. It would look better than the rubbish they’ve graffitied two trains with so far

As more and more railway services are renationalised as part of Great British Railways, 🚄🇬🇧 should the Network SouthEast brand be revived? 🟥🟦⬜️