Martin Baun

You’re counting down the days until Sunday. Here, every day feels like Sunday. 🇵🇾

Even the supposed Paraguay bros are just Indians trying to sell residency packages 😭😭😭 The internet is AI bots and Indians

There’s a literal jungle inside a mall. Only in Asunción, Paraguay. 🇵🇾

Guys only want one thing & it's delicious.

People keep calling Paraguay “behind.” But anyone who’s been away for 5 years comes back shocked. Wait a minute, "This building wasn’t here before!” “When did THAT get built?” "Wasn’t this empty before?" Asunción has changed more in 5 years Than some cities do in 20. Today, it looks nothing like it did before. The progress is visible. The growth is real. 🇵🇾

POV: You're a street cat living in Asunción. 🇵🇾 The air is clean, the streets are calm, And everyone gives you space. You've made it.

Tereré at 16°C? Sí. Tereré at 40°C? Sí. Tereré during a storm? Sí. Tereré during a work meeting? Sí. Paraguayans don’t drink tereré. They live on it. 🧉

Pov: you move to Paraguay 🇵🇾 And this is how your average weekends Looks like with your friends.

In Paraguay, We don’t flex Lamborghinis. But we flex tractors. 🚜

If your food doesn't arrive like this… Are you even living? Food is also an experience. Not just something you eat. Paraguay understands that 🇵🇾

The hate Paraguay gets online is wild. Scroll online: "Paraguay is ugly." Then you show up here and even Regular cafes look like this.✨

Looks peaceful… Until you learn there are piranhas in it. And yes, locals fish them like it’s nothing. 🇵🇾