Martin Lone

@ColeFusionHQ Digestive- crumpled under pressure

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@LaticsOfficial Not a Wigan fan but want to say how great it is to see the engagement of the Wigan players with Harry. They not only made his day but you can see the enjoyment he gave them.

Harry - our lucky charm. 🍀 💙 This #WorldDownSyndromeDay, Harry walked out with the lads and brought extra magic to our matchday! ✨ #wafc 🔵⚪️

@NUFCEdge The Times like the average NUFC supporter reads The Times.

Via The Times

📰 In an attempt to lift the mood around the club after the Sunderland defeat, the club’s staff were sent a message by David Hopkinson, on Monday morning… “There is no point in pretending it doesn’t hurt, it does,” the club is “building something very real here, …

@MoneyRushTV @BBCMOTD At least the one in the pink was enjoying her Greggs😂😂😂😂

@BBCMOTD That makes it worse 😂 Accept the defeat and move on to your next Draw/Loss

Anthony Gordon has made his feelings clear about Sunderland 😬

@safc_lex @SkySports_Keith @worflags Is it not a parrot in the top hat? Apparently it repeats we are the richest team in the world 😂😂

@SkySports_Keith @worflags Wow it really hurt our feelings. At least their magpie could afford a top hat though.

Newcastle @worflags have a message for the visiting Sunderland fans… ahead of the first derby in a decade! #NUFC #SAFC

@SkySports_Keith @worflags @SkySports_Keith what is the significance of the parrot?

@JoanneYougson Love that you had George on first bus from SOL. That win was for George, Davy and everyone looking down from heaven

Hawayyyyyyyy

@autcareandshare Those of us with SEND relations learn more from others that walk the same steps than we ever do from the authorities

So im stood waiting for the bus with Ryan and someone that knows him says hi, he used to attend a drop in centre with Ryan at the library almost 10 years ago, he also lives opposite Ryan's daycentre, but he can't get a place, he also cant get a social worker, isn't registered with adult social care , cant get dental care, his sister has tried hard to get him some help, the council will let him do free voluntary work, but thats it, apart from that hes unsupported, I'm not going to go into his personal details but he does need support,so he took my number, passed it to his sister, who rang me, im going to help her get her brother get the correct support, we keep going on about how people abuse the system and I'm sure that must happen, but we dont talk enough about the disabled people that are brushed off, that are forgotten, that can't access the very basics off support, and we dont talk about the families that work so hard to get that support for their loved ones, for the people that really need help and support, getting it isn’t easy.

@alanshearer Mauled by the Black Cats

A pathetic, weak, lazy, limp second half from Newcastle again #NEWSUN

@SAFCGeorge6 Apparently there is an internet outage in Newcastle

HAS ANYONE SEEN Alan Shearer Ant and Dec Sam Fender Steak Bakes Bigg Market Tim and Matty Healy Jimmy Nail Adam Pearson “Easy 6 points in the derbies” Newcastle Brown Ale Youse divvent undastand man Wor Eddie YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING

@history99917180 Once had the accident I had scammer. Played him along with the serious injury I had that resulted in a lobotomy. Cue the fake sympathy asking how it impacted on my daily life. After 30 minutes told him it didn’t impact on my ability to suss out scammers 😂😂😂😡

Morning all. As most of you know, my last role in the job was as a Detective Sergeant. Well, today I had to utilise some of my DS skills. Got a call from a chap claiming my Sky broadband had been hacked. But, I knew it was a scam as we don’t have Sky. I’ve not lost it.

@JohnHartson10 So many years on and you genuinely want to know how the lad is doing. No longer in the spotlight but still a hero to this lad. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

How is he doing Alison ?

@Capt_Fishpaste Personally I think they have a guilt complex from the Jimmy Hill era 😬😬

Coventry fans’ hate for Sunderland is utterly bizarre. I’m 46 and, last summer aside, all #SAFC have ever done to Coventry is lose to them! 😂 Why so bitter?!

@higgyboson Looks like she should be a presenter on Playschool.

Looks like she nearly emptied the entire room during her maiden speech. I think the term "Out of her depth" was sitting around waiting for Hannah Spencer to appear on the scene.

@Goldmemberntum @jeremycorbyn @grok Certainly a millionaire and estimates put his worth closer to 4 million

@jeremycorbyn @grok how much is Jeremy corbyn worth?

In a fair society, there would be no billionaires, and no one would live in poverty.

@aidanJbill @KieranMaguire Sunderland do provide safe storage for vapes and power banks but that fact does not suit the agenda of some. You can blame Coventry fans for the removal of both plus coins as a condition of entry.

@KieranMaguire If they want to ban everyday items they need to supply lockers or something outside/in concourse of the ground, don't think that's an unfair compromise.

Appreciate this ban affects all fans but Brighton fans have been advised that coins and phone power banks are banned from the Stadium of Light and there will be ‘enhanced searching’. “Any coins discovered during searches will be placed into sealed collection buckets. These will be donated to Brighton and Hove Albion Foundation” Twelve hours of travel plus the match itself on a single charge is pushing it. As for coins, I’ve never assaulted anyone with a 20 pence coin before, but is that how football fans are seen these days?

@StopFundingHate Once went for an interview for a sales rep job with Verisure. Turned out to be a mass indoctrination session on their dubious sales techniques. Myself and another guy walked out together stating we wouldn’t work for a company with such unscrupulous sales techniques

CONFIRMED: Verisure pull ads from GB News and exclude the channel from ad strategy 👏 A huge thanks to everyone who urged Verisure to #StopFundingHate! ❤️‍🔥 🔔 Verisure’s ad placement was unintentional and they swiftly pulled ads as soon as it was brought to their attention.

@CherokeeOwl I was on a Saudi Air flight many years ago. I was only European on flight all other passengers were from Indian Sub Continent. The stewardesses were continowalking through the olane spraying air freshener whilst apologising to me. These were all poor transient workers going home

Imagine boarding a flight with your family, finding your seats, and getting ready for takeoff. Suddenly a flight attendant approaches and asks you to step off the plane. The reason? Other passengers have complained about body odor. That’s what happened to the Adler family on an American Airlines flight. They say they were embarrassed and confused when they were asked to leave after someone nearby complained. The family insists they had done nothing wrong, but the airline says they were responding to passenger concerns. It raises an uncomfortable question: Should an airline be able to remove passengers over something like body odor, or is that going too far and unfairly humiliating people? Airlines are responsible for keeping the cabin comfortable for everyone, but situations like this can quickly turn into public embarrassment for the people involved. Where should the line be drawn? ✈️:

@sunderlandafc11 Done. Hopefully wins. Hope all the kids beat this horrible disease.

Can we ask a massive favour and ask our followers to get behind another Sunderland fan. Abbie is 9 has been battling cancer for over a year. She has entered a competition to have a drawing turned into a Plush toy that will be sold to raise money. Voting takes 30 seconds Simply fill in the form and select Number 5. Abbie Little Wigs cancersupportuk.org/dream-bestie-2…

@lufcMM0 @MackemJim Fair play that you have left it up.

@MackemJim I'd be a prat if I gave it and couldn't take it tbf

Cannot wait for this. Gonna be a piece of fucking piss hahahahahaha