Martin W Walker

@AnnieWHistory I still havent forgiven him, and "temple overload" has entered the lexicon of my friend group lol He also is that one friend who is really into Crypto! 🤪

@MartinWWalker 😂

On one of many trips to North Wales my eldest (then about 11 or 12) asked glumly, 'does this next castle at least have a roof on it?'

@romanhelmetguy 😂

The Roman aristocracy died out because they were nuking their balls with hot baths every day and it made them infertile and feminine, check the sources. Medieval aristocracy survived because they thought baths were gross.

@BradfemlyWalsh @BertDalziel It turned out I was a natural at the hanging trapeze. I learnt as I was in the circus show Barnum. The circus school teachers said I was a natural. Maybe I really should have run away and joined the circus, as a song from Barnum says. Hmmm

@BertDalziel Isn't it marvellous when you discover you have a really effortless talent... That's completely useless for any other purpose?

remembering the time it turned out i had an unexpected talent for moving boats around with a big stick

@ladbible Playing to the dumb crowd for his presidential bid, which he wont win as Rubio is more popular with that crowd.

US vice president claims UFOs are ‘demons’ and he’ll ‘get to the bottom of it’ when he visits Area 51 #Echobox=1774704025" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ladbible.com/news/us-news/v…

@petrolemulsion @Zaphod2042 @deminimismusic @HeadBerry @London__Smoke @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @HoraceSpellman9 @jokers_tailor @Lindsay04555896 @MikeFirth4 @Peacefulheight @lucy_la_la @WillMonk09 @VintageMrHobbes @atomicjoy @WideyMcKnacker @stuartmwrites @CyranodEcosse @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @TimmyODanaos @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 The bottom of my road backs onto Railway ground. I used to play there as a kid. Not been for years. Do they still have the carriages as dressing rooms or have they now gone? Weren't they on Sky in the FA cup a few years ago? Had a windfall from the TV rights.

@Zaphod2042 @deminimismusic @HeadBerry @London__Smoke @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @HoraceSpellman9 @jokers_tailor @Lindsay04555896 @MikeFirth4 @Peacefulheight @lucy_la_la @WillMonk09 @VintageMrHobbes @atomicjoy @WideyMcKnacker @stuartmwrites @CyranodEcosse @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @TimmyODanaos @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 The ground is next to Starbeck station and Starbeck is the roughest area in Harrogate, before where I was brought up

@London__Smoke @MikeFirth4 @HeadBerry @HoraceSpellman9 @Peacefulheight @deminimismusic @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @atomicjoy @BradfemlyWalsh @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @drclawscat @WillMonk09 @TimmyODanaos @Lindsay04555896 @ruthan_badd @stuartmwrites @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @CyranodEcosse @slowpurrrr @AwakenSlowly @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @likesmokenoakum @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11

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@KitchenBites_ Dafuq? 😬😔

Everyone is making hot dog like this, after save this genius idea.

@wakenminds I went in 2000 after falling in love with the place after I saw it on indiana jones and the last crusade.

Whatever unfolded in this world in the past is beyond our imagination..

@Jan51478528 🤣 thick as mince lol

Saw this on Facebook- well Greggs you've lost a customer & I urge all patriots to boycott them 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@GAltringham This is Good Omens surely

Little Evil (2017) - The Devil's Son Just Needs to Smile and Stop Crying 😈😁

@archer_rs A bit fat gooey croque monsieur

Sometimes a Croque monsieur and a glass of white is all that is required.

@DebiEvansMatron You people are so fucking weird 😐 And what the fuck does a chocolate egg or a bunny have to do with the resurrection on jesus christ?

#Sainsburys I REFUSE to buy an EASTER egg unless it says EASTER 😡 Can you see one with Easter 🐣 on it that I may have missed 👀?? Not ONE that I can see? 😡

@MensHumor Good lord, I just book my plane tickets on my phone the day before I travel. That's how I got around the Philippines and the Caribbean.

I'm with her on this one. Plane tickets are laptop purchases.

@iam_jlc They did. It starred Raymond Lee imdb.com/title/tt170432…

Bring Back…. Quantum Leap. That’s another one we discussed doing but it never happened.

@CBR I love how he thinks the extended additions are unwatchable. He should go to YouTube and do a watch-along. It's always the extended additions.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy is an iconic film series, but it also has many elements that are difficult to watch in modern day. cbr.com/8-reasons-toug…

@TheBigVVVV @slater57649 This and the cassowary. My two favourite living dinosaurs

@slater57649 Still remains the coolest fucking animal on planet Earth

Because I can’t see them enough. Here you go shoe bill.

@SimplyLeslie21 @Bruce_Cares Well god damn that finished me off. I could the mans voice change as he realised where he had been taken. He could barely hold it together himself 😭

I just Googled “Flores el patron” and found out that when one or more parents have passed, someone arranges for you to receive this service on your birthday. Now I’m sobbing uncontrollably because this is so sweet and so kind. *sniffs* She held on longer than I did omg! 🥹🥹🥹

@Gibboanxious This film had no right to be as good as it was. The dialogue about what you will know tomorrow is a straight-up banger.

What's the movie??? (Hint: a sci-fi masterpiece)

Trump: I don't want a stupid person being president. I'm the only president that took a cognitive test. I took it three times.