The MP for Gorton

@WanderingSadu Yes. My hearing is now fucked though

I mean by 30 you may have spent 12 years going to night clubs. That's enough right?

I actually remember being in a nightclub at 30 and thinking "God this is shit".

@London__Smoke @JackCuthbert Now I don’t know whether it’s good or not.

@JackCuthbert A sad bastard I may be, but I wasn't until I tried to watch that.

All you miserable fuckers slamming #SNLUK before it even aired can go shut the fuck up now hahaha. You were dead wrong you sad bastards! X

@Caroline_Lno1 @portraitinflesh There’s a lot!! televisual.com/news/writing-t…

@Peacefulheight @portraitinflesh Oooh I like him. Really enjoyed him on that improvisation show and podcasts over the years. Who else is on the writing team?

I've had a lot of pushback on this, some of it reasonable. Of course I don't WANT SNL UK to fail; I love sketch comedy, and if this leads to a revival, that'd be wonderful. But the omens aren't good. It feels like a crude attempt to graft US culture onto the UK. I hope I'm wrong.

@deminimismusic @MikeFirth4 @Lindsay04555896 @HoraceSpellman9 @atomicjoy @drclawscat @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @aclockworkmonk @WideyMcKnacker @WillMonk09 @CyranodEcosse @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @TimmyODanaos @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 One for @petrolemulsion - off to Castrop Rauxel for a few nights. Any tips? I have one spare night (Monday) and a few hours on Weds. is it worth going into Dortmund at all?

@deminimismusic @MikeFirth4 @Lindsay04555896 @HoraceSpellman9 @atomicjoy @drclawscat @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @aclockworkmonk @WideyMcKnacker @WillMonk09 @CyranodEcosse @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @TimmyODanaos @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Another RIP - Xander from Buffy (54)

@London__Smoke @MikeFirth4 @HeadBerry @HoraceSpellman9 @Peacefulheight @deminimismusic @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @atomicjoy @BradfemlyWalsh @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @drclawscat @WillMonk09 @TimmyODanaos @Lindsay04555896 @ruthan_badd @stuartmwrites @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @CyranodEcosse @slowpurrrr @AwakenSlowly @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @likesmokenoakum @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11

Morning

@deminimismusic @Lindsay04555896 @HoraceSpellman9 @atomicjoy @drclawscat @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @aclockworkmonk @WideyMcKnacker @WillMonk09 @CyranodEcosse @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @TimmyODanaos @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 By the by currently watching Henning Wehn and he’s v funny

@Lindsay04555896 @HoraceSpellman9 @atomicjoy @drclawscat @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @Peacefulheight @MikeFirth4 @aclockworkmonk @WideyMcKnacker @WillMonk09 @CyranodEcosse @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @TimmyODanaos @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 If Candace Owens, Megan Kelly hadn't gone down same path, I wouldn't have ruled out a brain tumour. Just few yrs ago was so solidly pro-Israel & for lots of reasons: bulwark against Islam, his JudeoChristian beliefs, US foreign policy allies, heroes like Friedman & Rothbard.

@MikeFirth4 @aclockworkmonk @Lindsay04555896 @WideyMcKnacker @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @HoraceSpellman9 @WillMonk09 @CyranodEcosse @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @deminimismusic @jokers_tailor @drclawscat @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @TimmyODanaos @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 RIP Chuck!

@aclockworkmonk @Lindsay04555896 @WideyMcKnacker @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @HoraceSpellman9 @Peacefulheight @WillMonk09 @CyranodEcosse @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @deminimismusic @jokers_tailor @drclawscat @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @TimmyODanaos @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 And for being a boozehound cee.

@Lindsay04555896 @aclockworkmonk @MikeFirth4 @WideyMcKnacker @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @HoraceSpellman9 @WillMonk09 @CyranodEcosse @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @deminimismusic @jokers_tailor @drclawscat @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @TimmyODanaos @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 No one will remember Grealish in the fullness of time. Kane is still breaking records.

@aclockworkmonk @MikeFirth4 @WideyMcKnacker @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @HoraceSpellman9 @Peacefulheight @WillMonk09 @CyranodEcosse @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @deminimismusic @jokers_tailor @drclawscat @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @TimmyODanaos @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 A mate has an ongoing argument with his missus, who's the better player- Grealish (him) or Kane (her)? She has not much interest in the game but "Harry scores all the goals, simple innit" This simple argument causes my mate much frustration in his attempts to argue against it.

@WillMonk09 @CyranodEcosse @MikeFirth4 @Lindsay04555896 @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @deminimismusic @jokers_tailor @London__Smoke @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @HoraceSpellman9 @TimmyODanaos @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @WideyMcKnacker @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Sunny day

@Peacefulheight @CyranodEcosse @MikeFirth4 @Lindsay04555896 @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @deminimismusic @jokers_tailor @London__Smoke @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @HoraceSpellman9 @TimmyODanaos @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @WideyMcKnacker @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 I thought he didn't go to court for some reason?

🇨🇦🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Bim Pepple is set to earn his first call-up to the Canada national team for their upcoming March international camp, as per @TheAthletic ✔️ #pafc

@DanNeidle Today I got an apology from Companies House.

Our updated article: taxpolicy.org.uk/2026/03/13/com…

Companies House has now alerted all five million UK companies of the vulnerability that let anyone, anywhere in the world, access the private dashboard of any company. Meaning: view confidential personal information, modify company/director details, even file accounts.

OK, I am bored with this lie now. Here are the facts. - Abortion remains illegal after 24 weeks gestation except in certain rare and exceptional circumstances - Supplying pills to terminate a pregnancy remains illegal after 10 weeks gestation - Abortion still requires two doctors' signatures to be performed legally - Women seeking terminations must still meet one of the criteria set out in the 1967 Abortion Act - Forced abortion remains a crime - Anyone, including medical professionals, who helps a woman obtain an abortion outside the law is liable for prosecution. In short, "abortion up to birth" HAS NOT been legalised. What the new law does is prevent women from being criminalised for ending their own pregnancies without medical help - a hugely risky practice that women only do if they are desperate. Parliament recognises that these women need care and support, not draconian punishment. Importantly, the new law also protects women who have suffered late miscarriages or stillbirths from being prosecuted for their loss and potentially spending years in jail for what is a tragedy, not a crime. bills.parliament.uk/publications/5…

@CyranodEcosse @MikeFirth4 @Lindsay04555896 @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @deminimismusic @jokers_tailor @London__Smoke @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @WillMonk09 @HoraceSpellman9 @TimmyODanaos @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @WideyMcKnacker @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Morning Thad. Big win for Afroman. youtu.be/ltB4_mXErEM?si…

@MikeFirth4 @Lindsay04555896 @HeadBerry @stuartmwrites @deminimismusic @jokers_tailor @London__Smoke @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @Shiv_who_burns @Peacefulheight @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @WillMonk09 @HoraceSpellman9 @TimmyODanaos @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @ruthan_badd @WideyMcKnacker @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Sprog, I mind Grampian TV

Martin couldn't let St. Patrick's day ☘️☘️ go by without a little song...

@deminimismusic @HeadBerry @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @MikeFirth4 @jokers_tailor @drclawscat @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @aclockworkmonk @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @WillMonk09 @London__Smoke @HoraceSpellman9 @stuartmwrites @TimmyODanaos @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @Shiv_who_burns @ruthan_badd @WideyMcKnacker @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 RIP Len Deighton. A literary great

@HeadBerry @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @MikeFirth4 @jokers_tailor @drclawscat @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @aclockworkmonk @likesmokenoakum @BradfemlyWalsh @AwakenSlowly @WillMonk09 @London__Smoke @Peacefulheight @HoraceSpellman9 @stuartmwrites @TimmyODanaos @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @Shiv_who_burns @ruthan_badd @WideyMcKnacker @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 He's often a tit but I do get a vibe of authenticity from him when he talks about British and esp. working class culture. And a metropolitan lefty who's not a self-loathing Englishman is always refreshing.

@MysteriosoX Lots of reasons apparently safecarhauling.com/why-are-cars-t…

Car people. Saw this transporter picking up from We Buy Any Cars yesterday. Most of the loaded vehicles have a window half open. Does anyone know why?

Wow we’re getting roasted in the theater by an f-bomb dropping announcer.

@HoraceSpellman9 @lucy_la_la @MikeFirth4 @BradfemlyWalsh @London__Smoke @AwakenSlowly @WillMonk09 @deminimismusic @stuartmwrites @TimmyODanaos @Zaphod2042 @drclawscat @Lindsay04555896 @aclockworkmonk @CyranodEcosse @jokers_tailor @HeadBerry @atomicjoy @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @ruthan_badd @WideyMcKnacker @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @likesmokenoakum @VintageMrHobbes @kifatlarge @orcbadger @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11