Memphalyptus

@aclockworkmonk @HoraceSpellman9 @MikeFirth4 @London__Smoke @MartinWWalker @WillMonk09 @lucy_la_la @Zaphod2042 @stuartmwrites @BradfemlyWalsh @TimmyODanaos @atomicjoy @HeadBerry @WideyMcKnacker @KeithTalentless @deminimismusic @drclawscat @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @Lindsay04555896 @andrew10612 @CyranodEcosse @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Obsession is excellent btw.

@HoraceSpellman9 @MikeFirth4 @London__Smoke @MartinWWalker @Peacefulheight @WillMonk09 @lucy_la_la @Zaphod2042 @stuartmwrites @BradfemlyWalsh @TimmyODanaos @atomicjoy @HeadBerry @WideyMcKnacker @KeithTalentless @deminimismusic @drclawscat @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @Lindsay04555896 @andrew10612 @CyranodEcosse @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Is that round the back, by the bins?

@petrolemulsion @lucy_la_la @KeithTalentless @WillMonk09 @London__Smoke @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @Lindsay04555896 @stuartmwrites @MartinWWalker @MikeFirth4 @HeadBerry @deminimismusic @CyranodEcosse @andrew10612 @WideyMcKnacker @HoraceSpellman9 @jokers_tailor @BradfemlyWalsh @TimmyODanaos @Shiv_who_burns @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Fuertenventura for a week. ☀️

@WillMonk09 @lucy_la_la @MartinWWalker @Zaphod2042 @stuartmwrites @London__Smoke @BradfemlyWalsh @TimmyODanaos @atomicjoy @HeadBerry @WideyMcKnacker @MikeFirth4 @KeithTalentless @deminimismusic @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @Lindsay04555896 @HoraceSpellman9 @andrew10612 @CyranodEcosse @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Im off to the cinema to cool down. Obsession.

@lucy_la_la @MartinWWalker @Zaphod2042 @Peacefulheight @stuartmwrites @London__Smoke @BradfemlyWalsh @TimmyODanaos @atomicjoy @HeadBerry @WideyMcKnacker @MikeFirth4 @KeithTalentless @deminimismusic @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @Lindsay04555896 @HoraceSpellman9 @andrew10612 @CyranodEcosse @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 I went to the pub.

@Katie_Lam_MP No throuples in Tenterden!!!! Could be a rallying cry

Polygamy has never been normal in Britain. And yet the Government has just committed to giving even more taxpayer money to people in polygamous marriages. If you come to this country, you should abide by our norms. You certainly shouldn't get paid extra for failing to do so.

Margaret here. John had his phone snatched in London after the Chelsea Flower Show. A pack of teenagers stormed past, we didn't even notice. Poor boys. Council flat in Pimlico but no apprenticeship. The country gave them housing but no purpose. It's our fault actually. 🇬🇧

Remembering the legendary Heavy D on his birthday (May 24, 1967 – November 8, 2011) 🕊💙 He was so smooth with it.. I miss him...

@MartinWWalker @London__Smoke @WillMonk09 @TimmyODanaos @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @stuartmwrites @HeadBerry @WideyMcKnacker @MikeFirth4 @KeithTalentless @deminimismusic @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @Lindsay04555896 @HoraceSpellman9 @lucy_la_la @andrew10612 @BradfemlyWalsh @CyranodEcosse @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Someone next door is smoking weed.

@London__Smoke @Peacefulheight @WillMonk09 @TimmyODanaos @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @stuartmwrites @HeadBerry @WideyMcKnacker @MikeFirth4 @KeithTalentless @deminimismusic @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @Lindsay04555896 @HoraceSpellman9 @lucy_la_la @andrew10612 @BradfemlyWalsh @CyranodEcosse @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11

Evening drinks

@London__Smoke @WillMonk09 @TimmyODanaos @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @stuartmwrites @HeadBerry @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @MikeFirth4 @KeithTalentless @deminimismusic @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @Lindsay04555896 @HoraceSpellman9 @lucy_la_la @andrew10612 @BradfemlyWalsh @CyranodEcosse @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 She then had the temerity to piss on the new garden rug 😤 😜

@Peacefulheight @WillMonk09 @TimmyODanaos @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @stuartmwrites @HeadBerry @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @MikeFirth4 @KeithTalentless @deminimismusic @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @Lindsay04555896 @HoraceSpellman9 @lucy_la_la @andrew10612 @BradfemlyWalsh @CyranodEcosse @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Artistic Hound checking the light first before the flomp

@WillMonk09 @TimmyODanaos @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @stuartmwrites @London__Smoke @HeadBerry @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @MikeFirth4 @KeithTalentless @deminimismusic @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @Lindsay04555896 @HoraceSpellman9 @lucy_la_la @andrew10612 @BradfemlyWalsh @CyranodEcosse @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Evening all

@TimmyODanaos @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @stuartmwrites @London__Smoke @HeadBerry @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @MikeFirth4 @KeithTalentless @deminimismusic @drclawscat @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @Shiv_who_burns @Lindsay04555896 @Peacefulheight @HoraceSpellman9 @lucy_la_la @andrew10612 @BradfemlyWalsh @CyranodEcosse @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Watching this #DearEngland thing and I think I might cringe myself inside out.

Dan Burn heading up for an injury time corner when we’re 1-0 down to Costa Rica:

Don Warrington is 75 today, Happy Birthday Don 🎁🎂

Harry Kane's hat-trick in the DFB Pokal final takes him up to 61 goals in all competitions for Bayern Munich this season 🤩📈

Pretend you're Les Dennis by putting your arm around a stranger at the train station while looking up at the departure board.

@StanCollymore Loved Brian. A footballers footballer

@MikeFirth4 @deminimismusic @WillMonk09 @MartinWWalker @TimmyODanaos @HoraceSpellman9 @stuartmwrites @aclockworkmonk @KeithTalentless @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @drclawscat @HeadBerry @WideyMcKnacker @Lindsay04555896 @jokers_tailor @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @BradfemlyWalsh @CyranodEcosse @Shiv_who_burns @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 ION looks like I’m going to the Fringe. (And Tattoo obvs) - might go and see Julian Clary’s show

@deminimismusic @WillMonk09 @Peacefulheight @MartinWWalker @TimmyODanaos @HoraceSpellman9 @stuartmwrites @aclockworkmonk @KeithTalentless @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @drclawscat @HeadBerry @WideyMcKnacker @Lindsay04555896 @jokers_tailor @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @BradfemlyWalsh @CyranodEcosse @Shiv_who_burns @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Derek B is long gone. Also Simon Harris of Bass! How Low Can You Go?/Music of Life fame (not the thieving Essex grifter) died earlier this year.

@StanCollymore Don’t we know it

@MartinWWalker @TimmyODanaos @HoraceSpellman9 @stuartmwrites @aclockworkmonk @KeithTalentless @London__Smoke @deminimismusic @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @drclawscat @HeadBerry @MikeFirth4 @WideyMcKnacker @Lindsay04555896 @jokers_tailor @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @BradfemlyWalsh @WillMonk09 @CyranodEcosse @Shiv_who_burns @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 RIP Rob Base

@TimmyODanaos @HoraceSpellman9 @stuartmwrites @aclockworkmonk @KeithTalentless @London__Smoke @deminimismusic @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @drclawscat @HeadBerry @MikeFirth4 @WideyMcKnacker @Lindsay04555896 @jokers_tailor @Peacefulheight @andrew10612 @atomicjoy @BradfemlyWalsh @WillMonk09 @CyranodEcosse @Shiv_who_burns @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11

@LeeM_007 Best ten and not including solo acts!

@Peacefulheight 10? Pft novice

10 bands I've seen live: U2 Corduroy De La Soul Ian Dury and the Blockheads Electric Six Rolling Stones The Haze Madness Squeeze Supergrass

TUNE IN- 6PM-7PM⚽️ @SUFCRootsHall chairman Justin Rees will be joining us for a Southend United Special on Sport Extra. Get in touch to ask a question in the week that Kevin Maher was sacked as head coach. 📱 Whatsapp 08000 321 333 (Start with 'Essex') 📞 0800 111 4041