Martin the Red

Premier League winning teams for me… Either play the play best football in the League OR they have an attacking star, or multiple attacking stars, having incredible individual seasons. Arsenal do not fit into either category. And that would worry me as a Gunners fan.

Who needs a $400K salary when you're using the office to make billions through crypto scams, bribes, and market manipulation?

While JD Vance was in Islamabad announcing that the Iran talks had failed, Secretary of State Marco Rubio was hanging out with Donald Trump at UFC Miami. An absolute clown show running the country.

WE. REACHED. A. FUCKING. AGREEMENT. WITH. THEM. IN. 2015. THAT. IMPOSED. STRICT. LIMITS. ON. URANIUM. ENRICHMENT. UNTIL. 2040. It was called the JCPOA. And Trump TORE IT UP IN 2018 out of spite for @BarackObama 8 years later, here we are. Total. Disaster.

"The Iranians don’t seem to realize they have no cards..." They actually have a Strait.

“The poor die defending the rules that keep them poor. Because they mistake obedience for belonging.” — George Orwell

Rockyyyyyy #projecthailmary

As a straight man in my 40s, I have to say that the spell check function on Grindr is absolutely shocking.

“The president has threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that?”

Charlie Kirk: “If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, boy, I hope he’s qualified.” Meet the pilot. 🧑🏾‍🚀🚀🌔💙🤘🏾✨❤️👇

Apparently US taxpayers dollars can't go towards funding Medicare, Medicaid and child care but it can be used to buy votes for victor orban in Hungary's election.

First Lady Melania Trump has complained about "mean-spirited" comments about her. Last month her hubby depicted Michelle Obama as an ape.

I assumed most guys masturbated to Miss Piggy growing up in the late 1970s and early 1980s; having mentioned this to friends down the pub; it turns out I was very very mortifyingly wrong.

This is like punishing Hannibal Lecter for not washing up.

DUDE ya fucking think?

It took me a very long time in life to learn that when a lady in my bed says she's cold, it means I should get physically closer to her instead of explaining why my thermostat setting is globally optimum.

Alex Jones reacts to Trump attacking him, saying Trump is possessed by demonic forces and Melania contradicted him on Epstein with her surprise press statement: “It looks to me like she’s breaking with Trump because she knows the ship is sinking. He’s acting like he’s guilty.”

Am I the only one to be a tad suspicious that the Iran war was started to get Epstein out of the headlines, and now they’re using Epstein to get the Iran war fiasco out of the headlines?

We've reached the point that they're using the Epstein files to cover up Iran