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@saastrash That's not a bike it's a tire, good try 01001010100011101111011

are we clicking the bottom tile too? 😂

#JackInTheBox #wendys

@Lowes why do your employees have to make sure the customers as miserable as they are😂😂😂

If cultural appropriation is so wrong why is appropriate in the title?

Just found out that in the veggie tales universe none of the vegetables are allowed into heaven... Only humans can have a relationship with God so all the vegetables were just a psychotic sacrificial lamb. Anthropomorphically giving vegetables the power of berries but no soul smh

@LayahHeilpern Everyone's limp these days it seems. I'm the last firm handshake left

Do men give women limp handshakes on purpose because we’re women or is the handshake limp because he’s weak?

@NanouuSymeon Nontrevert

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

@CicmilJovan Because those who can't do, teach

Why do all "body language experts" look, sound, and act like weirdos?

@HuWaInc98 @4141steph Ok Wuhan inc

Unvaccinated women that don’t trust the g0vernment are hard to find.

If you burst into flames when exposed to garlic or sunlight and can't take a stake to the chest you are not 'immortal' hate to break it to ya buddy

@CicmilJovan It's good to be grateful for things

PSA: You don't get to say "I came from nothing" when you came from one of the most advanced countries on Earth. You are, at birth, ahead of like 95% of us.

@KatyCodesStuff Look that's offensive to marshmallow Americans so maybe think of anyone but yourself huh? Could un try that?

I use the word "guys" all the time to mean any group of people but it's now considered non-inclusive so I'm trying to move away from it. But I can't stand "folks" or "y'all". "Peeps" it is!

@CicmilJovan Scarcity is just code for stupidity so, scarcity😂😂😂

Can you explain to me why Bored Apes are valuable? I genuinely don't get it. And don't say "scarcity". Lots of NFTs are scarce and don't cost a fortune.

@nush_shush Yes hello this is cyber crime we don't accept tweets

@heyOnuoha Hot tamales mark lithuania

What does HTML mean? Wrong answers only 😝

@DeepanjaliPande Probably

overheard dad asking mom whether my birth year is 2004 or 2003 bro, am I born by mistake?

@kittycatbytes Most of the time there is

@aneetta_joby_ Just be slutty

Going on a date after a really long time. Any tips?

@laurentoth29 Here I am talk to me (:

@Woody17349480 Soon to be 0 😂😂😂