Martini

Most girls: Basic. No style. “Princess” cut. Me: I want coffin. Black.

wait a minute…how many times did the rangers get a shot on net tonight?

I’m all for Ireland becoming one again! However, Kneecap having the same view is not helpful 🙃

I liked kneecap until I realized how dumb they were. Holy hell.

My perfect March Madness bracket

Is this a joke???? What’s going on over there?!

Hot take...and I don’t care who this pisses off: Every single woman needs to stop holding their body image to a standard that was created by men who were attracted to teenagers.

Yearly reminder to you. It’s Paddy’s day Not Patty’s… Happy St Patrick’s Day ☘️!

Tiocfaidh ár lá ☘️

I couldn’t get this cough and runny nose when I wasn’t needing to be busy??? Cool cool cool

WHY IS IT SNOWING

“What time do you get off work?” Me: Officially 5pm Emotionally around 2pm but on Fridays 10am

Dear men: My husband walked the outlets with me for 3 hours today. Didn't complain once or RUSH ME. Held my bags while I tired on things & made sure my drink wasn't empty. I shopped!! I got home & took a nap. While I napped, he played his video game for HOURS uninterrupted. Now we are getting ready to go to his favorite brewery so I can buy him beer for his beer fridge. We both got what we wanted & most importantly we got to spend time together. A win is a win.

Appointment television. 🍿 #WinterParalympics

I like Fridays, and I like the number 13. If you ask me, putting them both together just saves some rope.

I was tired of taking “before” photos. I want my dang “after” pics.

Imagine we beat Canada in hockey but they beat USA in baseball?

Started from the bottom, now I’m at the mid area of the stairs where you can chill for a second before climbing to the top 💃🏻

Add in TMNT, Godzilla, and sports of course @i_R_rhino

Czechia's Ondřej Satoria, who is a full-time electrician, received a standing ovation after throwing 4.2 shutout innings against Japan in WBC 👏

Lafreniere saw we had a chance to get 1st overall if we kept tanking and said, “There can only be one.”