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@WingsScotland ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! Look I turned up at work to make it about ME!

“Specifically, the promise I failed to.”

@BasilTheGreat When you read about UK plod you can't help but hear the Laurel & Hardy tune in your head.

🚨UK POLICE INVESTIGATE GAMERTAG MAN CREATED NEARLY 20 YEARS AGO The UK police are an embarrassment. But this is bad even for them. A guy created his gamertag when he was just 13 years old Police went to his house to arrest him for racism but they left after discovering he was of Chinese descent The offensive username he chose? "ChingChongChinaman" Haven't the Police got anything better to do?

@heraldscotland Can't believe she turned up! Just kidding it's another "ME! ME! ME!" appearance from dear leader. She's probably been given another nod that she can keep everything she stole!

An emotional Nicola Sturgeon makes her final contribution in Holyrood. The former FM is stepping away after 27 years. "For the sake of the children who rely on us to look after them ... to those who will occupy these benches in a few weeks time, keep the promise."

@AgentP22 And they still couldn't give answers to simple questions like what currency are we using. BABY BOXES!!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: Independence campaign unveils exciting new vision… …featuring the exact same people saying the exact same things as over a decade ago. Inspiring stuff.

@VinnieSull1van @Lost___London @BygoneBritain When I was at school late 80s early 90s we still had a cupboard full of boxing gloves from back in the olden days.

Today, it's crazy to think that boxing used to be in the school curriculum. London, 1930s ⏳️

@libsoftiktok Is it because they is . . .

Three boys face judge after being accused of vioIently r*ping a 12-year-old girl. They allegedly held her down and stuffed rocks in her mouth so she wouldn’t scream They’re all being charged as adults One mother says her son isn’t a troublemaker while he can be seen laughing in court

@JorgePagan19 @gamesyouloved That game is tough as fuck! I've tried my best to get the top score on PS5 but nowhere near it.😭

@gamesyouloved Ikari Warriors!

Whats the best Two Player co-op arcade game ever?

Just Good Friends - Ending of the Final Episode (1986) The classic John Sullivan sitcom starring Paul Nicholas & Jan Francis came to an end on Christmas Day 1986 after three series. Watched by over 20million on that night, it concluded with these scenes seen in clip...

@LizaRosen0000 They should have carpet bombed the fucking shithole a dozen times over then swept what was left into the sea. Fucking scumbag bastards!

October 7, 2023: After raping and murdering Jews for Allah’s sake, Hamas terrorists returned to Gaza with several Jewish victims for the Muslim kids to mutilate for Allah’s sake.

Dave, Ata Ben Shel Zona

@XploreDundee Hope no one bothered these things never show up. Today(Tue) we have an exciting battle to see who can be the 07:09 of Laird Street. I don't think either will make :09!

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@benonwine Reminds me of a lovely ebony brass I once knew.🤣🤣🤣

Would you try this sandwich?

@HJB_News__ Guaranteed! We are at the end of days for Great Britain, we ruled the world and now we're going to be a third world Islamic Republic of Britain. At least our politicians got their homes and money abroad whoring themselves to the Islamic vote!

This isn’t the Middle East it’s Englands capital London, historical Trafalgar Square tonight. It’s very sad and upsetting to watch and to see how islamised England is now. They have truly taken over and I’m sure England will be the first Muslim state in Europe very soon.

@benonwine When was that picture taken the 1950s?

What’s your opinion on Deborah Meaden?

@JukeBoxNonStop Probably the finest tune ever!

New Order - The Perfect Kiss

@SeanyBoyy89 Happened years ago to my daughter. The good lady made it known to the teacher that she was never to be denied the toilet again.

Teacher should be sacked! Absolutely disgusting, poor lad!

@LoudOutside The only cunt in the world still carrying cash.🤣🤣🤣

Undefeated boxing champion Floyd Mayweather riding in the back seat with a briefcase holding about $20 million in cash

@benonwine Whimpering cunt!

Keir Starmer will address the nation tomorrow morning about the war in Iran. Yea that’s all we need on a Monday.

@JenniferSey Watched an hour and gave up! The missus said "We should just stick with it, we've watched half" Nearly another 2 hours of that shit to go, fuck that! Film off!

It's hard to describe how much I hated this movie. The whole thing makes Hollywood egomaniacs feel like they are the resistance when in reality they are the rich people, wearing single use $20,000 outfits, talking down to staff, OD’ing on Ozempic and generally being the most resource-consuming, selfish, narcissistic people on the planet. But ok, sure, you’re revolutionaries in Chanel and Balenciaga with a face full of filler and Botox!

@benonwine Have we sentenced the chap that broke a female officers nose in an airport yet?

WOW what a Absolute Joke the British Police are! 6 Armed Police wait at the airport, to arrest a Brit for a joke he posted on Facebook. More TWO Tier Policing in the UK!

@RadioGenoa UK Plod keeping social media safe! Been robbed, property stolen, house been screwed? Then you're screwed! UK Plod don't police those crimes UK Plod police the internet and if we don't like what you say you're nicked!

The glorious British police arrest a man at the airport for some of his Facebook posts. The country is now safer.