Marty Cutlass Supreme

Grab your paddles my muchachos and muchachas! Let's go spank some little white balls of epic fury! #smokefleet

@cnnbrk @Emolclause I literally don’t give a fuck. She doesn’t give a fuck about child rape survivors. I don’t give a fuck about her.

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@SpencerHakimian Throat??? That would track

Pam Bondi has cancer.

@rickjeff78 @BrendaBlazek #ETTD Pretty sure JD Couchfucker had awareness of this occurrence before he took the job

Just heard a wild rumor from someone I trust that works at JPM. The buzz is that Trump has been exploring ways to force Vice President Vance out of office. He cannot fire him legally. Unless Vance resigns, the only way for him to be removed is to be impeached by the House with 2/3rds Senate voting to remove!

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A weapon we all possess against the shitstorm that is Trump and Maga turdlets is voting Voting every time. Vote gor people who will advance a people first, compassion and inclusion agenda Not grifters. Not rapists. Not traffickers. Not sychophants VOTE! It does a nation good!

Only a criminal organization would force employees to sign an NDA. This is madness

@ByronDonalds @davidjollyfl Elections with Schmucks What a gaslighting statement, that you and Trump are actually fighting for the people of Florida You are not

I am incredibly honored to earn the trust and endorsement of President Donald J. Trump. I will never stop fighting for the state of Florida!

@theliamnissan @MartyCutlass Man I have been looking for that. Heard it can take heat for hours. Making it the exact opposite of the MAGA chodes on this app. #smokefleet

Also, let me know if you need a follow-back!

White House: "President Trump remains in excellent health."

Calling this shitshow a regime is the only honest thing this asshole has ever said.

The problem isn't that Trump keeps falling asleep, it's that he keeps waking up.

@Acyn JD Couchfucker, right on cue, gets his talking points from Trump's chaise lounge

Vance: It’s attorneys general right? Not attorney generals? We ought to change this.

She isn’t a victim She’s not trapped in a marriage from which there’s no escape She’s a willing participant in the most criminal collaboration between a man and a woman in history.

Trump is attempting to force all government employees to sign NDA’s, per Washington Post. Completely illegal.

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@WhiteHouse Yeah, that's the definition of gaslighting "Believe what you say and not what we see"

PERFECT BILL OF HEALTH! 🇺🇸

Nothing changes unless we make it change. Vote. I did. California Jun 2. Voice heard. MAGA fucks out. #SmokemOut #Smokefleet #SmokeRises

Healthy people don't get 3 annual checkups in 13 months.