Martyn Edwards

@WYTAWillis @Willbomb90 Was Marcus worried Naomi Oasaka might be in the stands throwing heavy objects at him?

. @Willbomb90 was a “bag of nerves” in his last match, hear more on this weeks podcast

@TheTennisTalker I know. I turned on my dad's TV for him and found it by fluke. What's happened? It used to be trailed and advertised as a major annual sporting event. With the coming of rhe boat race and Grand National, you knew Spring was well and truly on the way.

The Boat Race was today????

@TheTennisTalker A sum of a hard court tie in the clay season plus a few injuries. Never want to be negative about Brit tennis, but this looks a tall order.

Billie Jean King Cup What we could have had Raducanu 🇬🇧 Kartal 🇬🇧 Boulter 🇬🇧 Nicholls 🇬🇧 What we have ended up with Dart 🇬🇧 Burrage 🇬🇧 Swan 🇬🇧 Stojsavljevic 🇬🇧

@carrotcottagerr @rickygervais Nice, but should've used a pic of Bruce! Watson is too groomed 😀

@rickygervais Easter special? For bunnies?

Thanks to everyone who complained about my Dutch Barn adverts and billboards. You helped build our subscribers and increased our online sales 340% on last year. I don't just have the best fans, I also have the most useful haters😂dutchbarn.com

@AudreySuffolk @denbypottery We've had the same Greenwich design since our first flat in 1995! Still love it. Still in daily use

Well my order for some replacement @denbypottery Greenwich tableware and a teapot on its way. We have used this pattern since getting married in 1998. Like my husband, a classic

The disparity in prize money between men and women in the pro tennis game from a 50 through to a 500 is a cliff face or a gorge, not a gap. If this was a private business running the show, there'd be all sorts of political & social comments all over this condemning it.

@Lucy_Worsley Elizabeth I or Charles II. So many questions.

Something rather large is coming 👀 I’m not yet allowed to tell you what! But if you enjoy a good story (especially one involving kings, queens, & a few surprises), keep an eye out tomorrow! For now: 👑 If you had to pick one monarch to spend the day with, which one would it be?

@SexMattersOrg @ONS @DerryBanShee @DailyMail All that will happen is some will mark the sex they identify as meaning it'll still be flawed data... even if there was a sex and GI questions, it'd still get mis-answered by some.

The @ONS has confirmed it won’t ask for “gender identity” in next year’s census test 👇 “Ideology should have no place in this exercise. It should ask about sex, male or female, and instruct respondents to answer honestly.” @DerryBanShee in @DailyMail dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@Fergus_Gav Don't forget there's more Brits in the doubles too!

Tournament - Bucharest 🇷🇴 ATP 250 Top Seed - Gabriel Diallo 🇨🇦 Defending champion - Flávio Cobolli 🇮🇹 Brits in action - Jan Choinski 🇬🇧, Billy Harris 🇬🇧, George Loffhagen 🇬🇧 and Jay Clarke 🇬🇧

@SeabrookCrisps What we really need is a company to reintroduce sausage and tomato flavour... Golden Wonder used to do them

Can you guess which flavour’s coming back next month?

@PlanningShit Looks like a cheap builder tried to build a cheap version of 18th century manor houses but then used their usual cheap stock of 21st century fencing. The result: a dog's dinner. Would love to see the developer's design visuals...bet it didn't look like this.

What the ever loving fuck did Lyme Regis do to deserve this cack!

@bo66ie29 A stunning MG1100. Yes please!

A family picnic by the car in the 1960s.

@Jebadoo2 Make like Shaggy...."It wasn't me....(m'lud)!"

Imagine being defence counsel having to do the plea in mitigation on this one

@benonwine Looks like a cheap knock off of those cheque books with wildlife on Nat West did in the 80s

What’s your Reaction to this?

@bolderston_mark I know these Jensons look beautiful. I know their pedigree but I just can't get excited about them. I think that makes me a peasant. But there you go.

Jensen Interceptor Your Thoughts Please and Thanks 😊

Too funny 🤣 . Reckon this employer may be my calling and vocation.

@NoContextBrits ...not the way you might be insinuating....!

How do you pronounce this?

@Jebadoo2 🎯

Bloody well said Rebecca Paul MP

@WYTAWillis @andy_murray 😀 Are you going to stand for that slander @Willbomb90 ??

Willbomb reveals @andy_murray has tagged him with a ball. Surely the natural ‘padding’ helped Marcus?

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