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@JoefromOhio2 My boss chemically castrated me due to poor performance!

Have I heard of the Thirty Years' War? Yeah it's called my mortgage

Asking my hair stylist i want my hair 9999 inches long

@ro_ott2 my fan theory is that when the screen went black in the finale it was symbolic of tony sopranos life changing after discovering singing. this is what will happen at the end of kill tony

@MarvelAndDCFilm why’s the show called sopranos and they dont even sing? marketing, big dawg

@mdoglegend @zoobert_ @podaboutlist curious 🧐

@zoobert_ @podaboutlist that's, very very interesting

this what everyone on @podaboutlist looks like to me and why i refuse to listen

@greerdraws does anyone know where i can get the large poster/print of this that they sold? im sure it’s very rare but im holding out hope i can get my hands on it

Today for Pride I am remembering the guy who opened on Grindr by sending me a picture of my face with an aging filter on it

The B and H keys aren’t nearly close enough to make this mistake

Wait i genuinely thought these magical drinks were called Portions because they come in amounts 😭

when you got 5 health problems u jus ignoring

@MarvelAndDCFilm Idgaf

dantdm just showed me a sex gif

i can’t even top 1!

You were saying?

Had a dream my account blew up 👀

Jack Black served in the IDF