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@SenTedCruz How very performative of you!

Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary. It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.

@sesamecare Why is it so difficult to get the "superbill" from your company?

@WhiteHouse FDT.

America First. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@TaylorTwellman Nice trolling. We deserve it. We'll miss you, Robin.

In Berhalter’s system and principles of play….this could be the best free agent signing of the season. IQ next level along with his technique. 🤌🏼🤌🏼

@Nike Nice guy you are sponsoring.

@LisaBluder Meet Lisa Splooter! Ok, her real name is Saki and she's my foster pup, but I'd absolutely rename her if I could!

@MNUFC we've been waiting in line for the target prize box for over an hour. The machine keeps breaking. When I asked who not just give prizes away to the fans who have been waiting, your employee Ulises rudely told me it was not obligatory to wait. You need to do better

@KenPaxtonTX You know all about breaking commandments!

BREAKING: I'm encouraging Texas schools to begin the legal process of putting prayer back in the classroom and recommending the Lord's Prayer for students. In Texas classrooms, we want the Word of God opened, the Ten Commandments displayed, and prayers lifted up.

@RossRaihala She got a standing ovation from Section H as she went up to her row.

I believe Tim Walz and Peggy Flanagan are both at this Indigo Girls/Melissa Etheridge concert at the Minnesota State Fair Grandstand.

@metheridge hot damn! That was a show tonight! Thank you!

@matt_vanswol @GovPressOffice Oh you sweet simpleton... Area does not equal votes.

@GovPressOffice This is the most beautiful map I’ve seen. It shows that you lost.

BEYOND THE BEAUTIFUL, “PERFECT MAPS” — DONALD J. TRUMP HAS MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS. SOON, I — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — WILL BE SHARING RECORDS THAT SHOULD CONCERN HIM. I DIDN’T WANT TO RELEASE THEM — OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT (NOT THE PRESIDENT) — BUT MIKE “LITTLE MAN” JOHNSON’S HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE HAS REQUESTED THEM!!! WHOOPS. WON’T BE PRETTY FOR DONNIE J. MANY ARE SAYING IT COULD BE THE FINAL NAIL IN HIS LONG CAREER OF LYING. THIS AND THE MAPS. “IT’S OVER.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

@MarkWarner Name then so we can shame them!

Sick and tired of Republican Senators coming to me privately saying, “Mark, keep speaking up, you’re our conscience.” I don’t want to be their damn conscience. I want them to vote their conscience.

@Delta We've been sitting on the plane for 2.5 hours at Haneda (DL 120). we've been given one glass of water. People are getting hungry and a little cranky and we still have no idea if we're going anywhere tonight.

@MnDPS_DPS You are a hero for confronting Mike Lee. He may have balls, but you have ovaries.

Gov. Tim Walz and law enforcement officials will hold a public safety briefing to provide updates on the targeted shootings of state legislators Melissa Hortman and John Hoffman. Watch live: youtube.com/live/RxT-OeC-E…

@Delta I should not be able to smell a flight attendant's perfume when they are 6 feet away from me.

#mnufc @MNUFC I wouldn't mind going to tonight's game but I'm also not interested in waiting in a line for 20 minutes to get in to the stadium. Is last week's clusterf#ck going to be repeated?

@tay_tay1154378 @feederofcats All it takes is 1 weakness in the screen where it's attached to the frame and the cat rubbing up against it. This happened to my cat a long time ago. Luckily, it was from a 2nd story window & bushes broke her fall. I'm sure the adopter feels terrible.

@feederofcats This seems like a really fishy story imo

I have terrible, disturbing, infuriating news. Wonton was adopted on Thursday to what seemed like a great home. She left as a healthy, perfect, playful kitten. Friday morning, just 20 hrs later, she was returned to me broken, bleeding, in critical condition.

@MNUFC what's up with this new entry system? It's awful!

@JDVance You "walk" your daughter? Like a dog?

Today while walking my 3 year old daughter a group of “Slava Ukraini” protesters followed us around and shouted as my daughter grew increasingly anxious and scared. I decided to speak with the protesters in the hopes that I could trade a few minutes of conversation for them leaving my toddler alone. (Nearly all of them agreed.) It was a mostly respectful conversation, but if you’re chasing a 3-year-old as part of a political protest, you’re a shit person.

@itsshacarri Fucking awesome

PERIOD!