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@TimHenke9 SEE THERE IS AN ANSWER WHY DON'T THEY WANNA GIVE IT TO ME 😅😆😆😆😆

@LawrenceGridin @EliMcCann Sounds like the mom was okay with it

@EliMcCann Wait, you didn't give the baby back after the flight????

Years ago I was on a flight in a row with a mom, her newborn, and toddler and both kids were screaming so I turned to her and said "I know I'm a stranger but can I take the baby" and she started crying and immediately passed him to me and now that I have a baby I really get her.

@ThePhDPlace European postdoc awaits :D

You meet yourself when you’re applying for your PhD. You’re allowed to say 3 words. What do you say?

This is setting unrealistic beauty standards for men. We can’t all kill someone

people will dissect the CEO shooter's online presence for years but the question of "what radicalized him" has a pretty obvious answer he posted X-rays of his back surgery he read multiple books about chronic back pain he shot a health insurance CEO he was radicalized by pain

@KamerynJW It has to be Luigi Assassination or we riot

There hasnt been a single good sitcom made in the past 15 years, Let that sink in, Friends, Seinfeld, The Office, Frasier, Scrubs, HIMYM, The Big Bang Theory and Modern Family all pre 2009 starts, The industry should be ashamed of themselves.

@NC_Renic hey

if academics are so smart why can't they connect to eduroam?

@TimHenke9 haha thank you :D

@Maryamization it's a really good one

I think this is legit the funniest thing that my brain has ever come up with that like 7 people will get and I hope some of you are amongst those 7 lol

new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW

@_samantha_joy @babieswithb This is so incredibly cute it’s killing me

@babieswithb My favorite genre of tik tok is babies and toddlers being taught sports their parents love. Watching toddlers play baseball, ski, ride bikes etc because it’s been scaffolded for months effectively is so inspiring

it's just incredible that elimination communication works... my friend's 11-month-old has been going #2 in a potty for months! makes me wonder if there are other undiscovered things that babies are capable of but we assume they're not 🤔

@EliMcCann WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST JACKSON

The villains of Gilmore Girls are many but mostly it's just Dean and Jackson. Emily is the protagonist.

imagine the name of a fake restaurant right now. there is a 50% chance it already exists in Toronto, Canada

@owenbroadcast Person reveals that they don’t have one and everyone on the table goes “how?!what?whatdoyoumean?” Etc and this reminded me of that

@owenbroadcast There’s a black mirror episode where the premise is that some time in the future everyone has a chip installed into them that records everything they see so they can basically project memories from their pov onto any screen etc. The episode starts with a dinner scene where one

bizarre unnavigable part of being a parent is that there is no way to reveal the information that you dont give your kid any screens without making other parents upset. even if you intentionally set out to not tell them, if they dig enough, and find out, they then become upset.

Reincarnation is just mastery grading

Every person who works in tech needs at least 5 nontech friends to interact with closely on a weekly basis so they can understand how the general public actually thinks

guy's watching the news overseas absolutely livid that police incompetence is getting in the way of his bits

The carousel never stops turning