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Los villanos siempre tienen doctorado. Dr. Doom, el Dr. Octopus, el Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Hannibal Lecter o el Dr. No. Incluso el Dr. Frankenstein o el Dr. Evil. En cambio, los buenos suelen quedarse en la maestría, como el maestro Yoda, el Maestro Roshi, el Maestro Splinter, el Maestro Miyagi, Shifu o el mismísimo Luke Skywalker. Los estudios de posgrado corrompen el alma.

Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse?

I’m not saying you’re definitely autistic if you catch yourself wishing you could hit the pause button on being a person and just exist as an inanimate object for awhile, but it’s definitely a tick in the “More likely” column…

The boy will grow up asking the machine before he asks his father. And the machine will be smarter than his father and kinder than his father and more patient than his father. And the father will feel useless and he will be right to feel it. But the boy will still need something the machine cannot give and by the time he knows this he will have forgotten how to ask a person for anything.

The CIA was cooler when it was run by chain smoking World War 2 veterans who self-medicated their PTSD with alcohol and overthrew foreign governments for fun

Thank you Gustavo Petro

During the Climate Summit in Belém, President Lula played with the difference between his height and President Daniel Francisco of Mozambique.

Thiel and Co moving the chess pieces before our very eyes. The back room conversations could only of course come to this conclusion: JD Vance must leave his godless not-white wife and enter into a marriage of power and prestige with the newly widowed Erica Kirk.

Foucaultification

Y’all ever think about how he never got to hold any of his children as babies

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation