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El Jible

@MasterGibble

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Katılım Ekim 2012
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El Jible
El Jible@MasterGibble·
@SoururYalda How else they gonna find out? Worked for me once. Not for long, but it worked 😂
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El Jible@MasterGibble·
@TheOnePrideGuy Brother I used to be able to get a few steak quesadillas for a little over five bucks. Take me back, bros.
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El Jible@MasterGibble·
@JezziiB Yeah? What the fuck would you know about it?
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jezz@JezziiB·
Screw-worm in the meat. Cyclosporiasis in the produce. During a food affordability crisis. During a massive cut in SNAP & WIC. Again, elections have consequences.
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Bane of BS@BaneofBS·
@EricLDaugh The federal government is killing people in the street and you think leftists are the evil ones?? GTFO of my country you POS.
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Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 JUST IN: SCOTUS Justice Amy Coney Barrett rips the people threatening her life and her family, saying her CHILDREN are now dealing with it and she was given a bulletproof vest by security Barrett now has the vest at her house to use at any time LEFITSTS ARE EVIL "6 weeks ago, I was the victim of a SWATTING incident. My teenage son opened the door and saw in our street full of police cars who responded to a false report of gun shots in my home...Supreme Court police explained that it was a false alarm, the police did not actually attempt to enter our home." "Many of us including me have received threatening anonymous deliveries to harass and intimidate us." She's getting deliveries in the name of a deceased judge's son who was killed. "The threat level is really high."
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El Jible@MasterGibble·
@Loeva_SG Had your parents conceived at any other time, you would not be here.
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~Loéva
~Loéva@Loeva_SG·
J’ai des parents âgés, je les aimes mais j’aurai aimé naître bien plus tôt voir jamais, j’ai 25ans , ma mère est morte et mon père est vieux et fatigué, vrmt apres 40ans faites pas d’enfant si c’est pour qu’ils vous voient disparaître aussi jeune…
Force_mentale@strength_km

J'ai eu mes premiers jumeaux à 39 ans, et j'ai récemment accueilli mon troisième bébé à 45 ans. Si votre âge vous inquiète, laissez-moi vous rappeler qu'il n'est pas toujours trop tard ! 🩷🩵

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El Jible@MasterGibble·
@VitoComedy I bought earthbound for 10 dollars at clearance. They had a whole rack of them. That's going to be my time machine moment.
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GEORGE LUCAS JR.
GEORGE LUCAS JR.@VitoComedy·
I remember being at a game store that had like forty sealed copies of One Piece for GBA in stock. The series wasn't that popular back in the 4Kids days so it was just clearance fodder. I wish I had bought more than one copy...
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El Jible@MasterGibble·
@ManicUCW Octopath came out at a very important time in my life and it will always be looked on by me fondly, warts and all.
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El Jible@MasterGibble·
@bonchieredstate This feels like when everyone thought he was going to announce war with Iran but it was just some silly message.
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El Jible@MasterGibble·
@chloe_jankowski 500 for the game, few hundred for travel, then lodging, then food. Thank but no thanks.
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
Ex-worker claimed he was fired for calling 911 instead of the manager when a customer suffered a snake bite at a Texas taco chain Eric Estrada said he didn't have any medical training and thought he was doing the right thing
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El Jible@MasterGibble·
@TonerousHyus I have no idea what she has done since the 2020 election cycle where she had to drop out because she received zero delegates.
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El Jible@MasterGibble·
@darkskepticuk I had a multi year on/off again relationship with a scarved muslim woman. Many times we broke it off because she was afraid of being caught by her community. I knew it would end up falling apart anyway. The differences are to far apart unless she talks him into converting. Don't.
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RESTORATION 29 🇬🇧
RESTORATION 29 🇬🇧@darkskepticuk·
In an epic turn of events, my son just told me the girl he likes is a Muslim. In his class at school. She wears a Hijab, she just told him she likes him too. Told the wife to fetch the popcorn, she's coming around to ours tonight at 7pm. I'm just gonna guess her father doesn't know 😆
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El Jible@MasterGibble·
@SADtanic @hayasaka_aryan Some people don't have the ability, motivation, or willpower to do what we've done. I've come to accept that whichever way they choose to help improve their body, it's their choice. Some of those side effects are much more tolerable than a life impacted by morbid obesity.
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Otaku-Sama@SADtanic·
@hayasaka_aryan Those drugs still have a ton of side effects tho... It would have been way easier on them if they had just eaten less from the start if you ask me. I used to be a fat fuck myself, and I lost the weight without any tricks. Unless there are legit medical reasons, I can't justify it
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Kaguya’s Top Gal
Kaguya’s Top Gal@hayasaka_aryan·
Ever since weight loss drugs dropped women stopped pretending that being fat is beautiful. No complaints here
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El Jible@MasterGibble·
@brentmichaelcox I actually enjoyed maybe 2/3rds of the movie but the last third made me wish the theater would burn down and I was glued to the seat
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Tracking@TrackingVideo·
@lporiginalg Okay, what is actually wrong with this guy? Does he have some secret fetish for young boys/transsexuals none of us know about?
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